Being an extra in this show is surely less painful and much more enjoyable,especially since I don't have to suffer through the merciless cold of Yukon without a nice jacket,like the rest of the idio-...I mean contestants.

Chris:Welcome to Yukon.
me:Seems like hell sure froze over.

-start line-

Heather:Umm Hello!where are OUR jackets?
Chris:RELAX.I ordered coats for everyone
me:If the tracking device is correct,they'll be here in approximately 25...
Lindsay:Minutes?
me:*grins*Weeks!
Them:WHAT?!
Courtney:Maybe we should cuddle?For warm?

Cody tried to cuddle with Gwen,which resulted in the usual denial.
And as if it wasn't obvious enough,the girls went to cuddle with Alejandro and his Latin blood.Noah tried to cuddle with Bridgette,but "she has a boyfriend",which,ironically enough,didn't stop her from flirting with the Spanish guy.
Receiving the hot chocolate mug from Chef,I went to the start line

me:I love how none of you tried to come to the one with an actual jacket,but suit yourself,losers.
Chris:Kitsune,you have the chance to choose one team,and give the chocolate mug AND/OR the jacket to one of your team-mates for the rest of the challenge,making them immune to elimination.
me:Oh,that sounds intriguing.Fine then,Izzy,you can take my coat,however,I'm not sharing my drink with anyone.It's mine.
Chris:*chuckles*Very well,then it's settled.Now,START!

Jumping on the frozen floating bits of ice from the river wasn't the bad part of this challenge.The bad part was that after I finally managed to get on the shore,something hit me hard and I fell in the tall snow,making me look like a snowman.
That something so happened to be a frozen Cody who was thrown to the shore by Sierra,who rescued him...by making him hit the mountain.
Fortunately,a certain charming individual was 'kind' enough to help me out of the hole by picking me up bridal style and setting me on the ground gingerly.

Ale:Thank you for choosing to help out my team once again.
me:T'was f-for Izzy,n-not f-for you.
Ale:*chuckles*Who it was for matters little as long as we win,and for that,I need you in perfect shape.
me:Actually,y-you need the others t-to fall for y-you.
Ale:That too.Here,have this,as a token of my appreciation.
me:Just sh-shut up and go woo Bridgette.
Ale:See you in a few,mi querida.

With that,he put his crimson shirt around my shoulders and winking,he left back to 'aid' the blonde surfer.
Thankfully,I also managed to get to our radioactive sled pretty fast,meeting with Izzy and Tyler right away.
Some time half-way to our destination we spot Noah and he jumps in to the sled.Now,there's only Owen and Alejandro to find.

me:Found one!There's Alejandro!

But just as they are about to kiss,Alejandro backs down and Bridgette puts her tongue on the pole and remains stuck there,as he jumps on our slide with a triumphant look.

me:Well,that went well.
Ale:Gracias,I know~.

~Some time later~

me:Oh,look!There's Owen!
Izzy:What's the matter,big O?
Owen:I haven't eaten in hours!Ahhh I wish we were in Russia right now!They're building the world's largest cake!
me:Oh,damn,that sounds enticing as hell.
Izzy:Ohhhhh what flavour?
Owen:Who cares,it's cake!
me:Good point and now I crave it even more.Hope it's chocolate.
Ale:Hmmm~.
Noah:Okay Tyler,time to get moving!
Tyler:I AM moving!
Noah:no.you are miming!
me:Is the ice not allowing you to advance any further because of your sports shoes?
Tyler:Yeah,they're no good on ice!If the contest was pulling the sled across a volleyball court,we would of already won!

As if on cue,team Amazon passed us,cheering.This is starting to piss me off.

~Some time after this too~

We are on a ice bridge and Taylor can barely move because of the ice,again.Unfortunately,this time,the ice broke,making us fall one by one.
The good part was that we all managed to form a human chain by gripping each other's leg as if our lives depended on it (which they do,kinda),and also,Tyler's fingers are inhumanely strong,being able to hold everyone,including the sled,up.

me:Tyler,if you can,PLEASE try to pull us up faster.I've very weak arms and I can't hold 3 people so easily!
Ale:Hold on just a bit longer,hermosa!You can do it!
me:Urgh,this is frustrating.I'm SO going to sue Chris!
Izzy:If you do,can I have Chef?
me:Chef?Uh...Yeah,sure.
Izzy:YIPPEEE!!
me:Why did I do this to myself...?

First t'was Owen,then Noah who managed to pull themselves up by climbing Tyler,and with a lot of effort,I got on the surface too,breathing heavily and staying on my back,looking at the clear sky,muttering soft curses in Japanese.
Frankly,I couldn't feel my arms anymore,either from the intense effort,or from the numbing cold,but regardless,it sucked.I think they're trembling too?
I was so caught up in my own world that I didn't notice Alejandro looking down at me,until I saw the sky shift around as he picked me up,getting us to the sled.

Ale:You did a wonderful job,mi princesa!
me:*blinks*You were heavy...Must have been your ego.
Ale:*chuckles*That,and my massive amount of grey matter.
me:Is that why your head looks so big from here?
Ale:Ah,you insult me,querida.
me:*smirks*Just means I'm feeling better.
Ale:And what an atrocious way of showing it.
me:You wouldn't be enamoured by me if it were any different,dearest.
Ale:*side-smile*That might just be true.

Our team passed the finish line second,but since Team Yellow got there without Bridgette,they came in last,so,Blue's the winner!Whoo~!
Unfortunately for our lovely surfer girl,she got booted off...and possibly killed,because of that pole.
But oh well!Wish her the very best!

-Confession room-

Ale:Bridgette was expendable!They all are...some prove to be more challenging than others,but one-by-one they'll all fall down....clearly except Kitsune,who's not competing.I just have to make sure to keep her on my side so she can come with all those little bonuses and whatever.She's a smart one,although I wonder what's the deal with her?She seems to be like a shadow.Nobody knows her,not even on the internet and not even Sierra,and that says a lot!

-End of confessional-

Izzy:Oh,Oh,Oh,really?!You're a Capricorn?!That's SOOO cool!I'm a Gemini,just means we're fated to be best friends!
me:Mhm,most defo!
Noah:You believe in all this Zodiac bullshit?
me:Hey,it's fun,so why not?
Noah:*sighs*I'm a Capricorn too.
me:Wicked!
Owen:Ohh,I'm a Cancer!
me:*snorts*Lovely~.
Ale:I suppose I'm the only Scorpio around?
me:Oh,hello there.Fancy seeing you around.And no,I believe Heather's a Scorpio too.
Ale:Ah.what a shame.Then again,we'd get along well,based on Astrology.
me:Aren't we getting along so well already?
Ale:Yes,we are.What brings you here?
me:Had to retrieve my jacket from Izzy,when I saw her Zodiac bingo so we started to roast people and guess their signs.
Ale:*chuckles*Sounds adorable.
me:Isn't it?Well,anyhow,I'll take my leave for now.T'was fun chatting.See you later~!

Another challenge passed,another elimination and yet another night filled with codes and trying to break some firewalls.
I'm getting closer and closer to my goal and nobody in the world can stop me.

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New information acquired:

Zodiac: Capricorn