Oh,Watashi wa Anata no Megami desu~
Prior to this day,Christ told me we'll be going to Japan for the next challenge,and that he'd rather have me host with him,than help anyone else.
And so,the best thing happened:
I was given the most gorgeous yukata,accessories and a fox mask,to further highlight my name.
Kitsune.
While the others were thrown out of the plane,singing and quickly falling to their death (into a huge rice bowl),I and Chris got to the ground in a much more relaxing manner-
Chef landed the plane gracefully,letting us go to the 1st part of the challenge,announced by a Gong.
Letting only a side-part of my face to be shown,while the long fringed covered the other side of the mask,I use a fan to add to the element of mystery,as Chris started announcing the rules of the new challenge.
Chris:OH LOOK!My own personal gong!I'm gonna need one volunteer from each team to climb into these giant hamster balls...A volunteer chosen by my beautiful assistant here-
Owen:Who is that?
Chris:You will find out at the end.
Cody:Where's Kitsune?
Noah:I think I can guess.
Chris:Enough talking!It's time for the reaping!
With a dark giggle,I go in front of each team,and without uttering a single word,I closed the fan harshly,pointing to each person in the 1st team,until I got to DJ,and said "Anata",which means "You".
Poor guy got in the yellow ball with the most aggressive baby panda ever.
For the blue team,I smirk behind my mask,a very devilish one,and go straight to Alejandro,raising his chin with my fan.
me:Anata...Kisushitai... (I want to kiss you)
Alejandro:*grins* Kirei na hitomi da ne! Shinrin midori~. (Your eyes are beautiful!Forest green.)
me: ' Shitteiru ( know)
With that,I pointed my fan to the blue ball,where the panda jumped to attack him-
But he charmed it,cuddling and saying sweet words to it,making all the girls go "Awww" at the pretty sight.
For the Amazons,a small surprise was ready,which is why I chose poor,frail Cody to do this task-
Because the panda was actually Sierra.
After Alejandro won with no problem,he came to me and put Ting-Ting in my arms,following me to the next part of the challenge.
Chris started explaining about the basics of the challenge,where they'll have to make a commercial for some crappy Japanese sweet called "Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go-Time Fishtail",which is the lamest thing in the word.
On the other hand,as I was supervising the teams after they chose their props,I saw Alejandro sitting peacefully on the director chair,and the best plan popped into my head,to lighten up the mood-
I went next to him and offered him one of the Fishtail candies,which he gladly took,smiling charmingly at me-
Smile,which turned into the most disgusted face I've ever seen.
Looking up at me with a defeated look,he saw that I raised my mask high enough for him to see my sparkling white mischievous smirk,highlighted by the soft red lipstick I wore.
Ale:Ohh,princess,you're as ruthless as you are intriguing.
me:Iie,watashi wa anata no Megami desu~. (I am your Goddess)
Ale:You're good.
me:Shitte iru~. ( I know)
With that,I went to see the commercials with Chris, and Chef was the one to choose the winner,which surprisingly,was Team Amazon,who shocked everyone with explosive doughnuts.Very futuristic~!
The losers,of course,were Team Victory,who failed with a not-so-good Samurai advert.
Witnessing the elimination was hilarious,seeing Harold commit seppuku with a toy lightsaber in his Samurai outfit,and jumping off the plane...without a parachute,but hey,who am I to judge~?
Then again,as much of a dork as he is,I don't think he'd have had the guts or the initiative to do such a feat all by himself,so I can only suspect a certain snake to have been the cause of such misfortune.
All I can say about this episode is that...it was rather lame.For a challenge placed in such a developed and futuristic country like Japan,Chris could have thought of something much more intriguing or crazy,but whatever works for him,I cannot change the script.
On my way to my room,I'm stopped by Alejandro who pins my wrists on the wall,looking at me with an amused glint in his eyes.
Ale:You know,Kitsune,you might have fooled the others,but you cannot fool me.
me:And I fooled them how exactly?I believed my hair was a dead give away to who I was.
Ale:Nonetheless,nobody guessed right.
me:Not my fault everyone's a brainless nitwit.
Ale:I can see why they call you Kitsune now,at least.
me:Because that is my name,for starters.
Ale:A japanese girl with a British accent?That is rather peculiar,foxy.
me:Dad's British,mum's Japanese,you figure out the rest.
Ale:You don't talk much about yourself,do you?
me:Do you?
Ale:*smirks*Oh,I like you so much.
me:I know,Alejandro,that much is simply obvious.Then again,the other girls need you more.
Ale:They are competing.You are not.
me:I'm intriguing.They are not.
Ale:One by one,they'll all fall down,and in the end,only I will the,a victor,a King,with the prize in one hand,and you,my Queen,holding the other one.
me:Now that's where you are wrong,love.I am a Goddess,not some petty Queen.If you think you've got what it takes to charm me,better step up your game,Casa Nova.I'm not like the rest of the flies.
Ale:I'm still trying to find out what gives you this special aura,apart from your ethereal beauty.
me:The answer is easy:In 10 years from now,I'll most likely have taken over the world.I'll be the richest unknown person in the world,and I'll travel the world at my leisure.Let's see you top that,Gigolo.
Ale:Ambitious dream,if not,rather utopic.
me:There's nothing impossible for someone like me,dearest.I think you should first learn that,before you try to discover the secrets in the depths of the mysterious abyss.Oyasumi~! (G'night)
With that,I took off my mask,revealing the soft make up previously applied on my face,and winked at him,going inside my room.Boy,you better win this,'cause you sure as hell got potential.
Heck,you might even charm me in this run.
Maybe?Maybe not?
Perhaps not.
My plans for the future are much more complex than some silly Latino crush.
Then again...who said I can't have my fun during this show~?
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New information acquired:
Ten years from now, what are you doing?
"In 10 years from now,I'll most likely have taken over the world.I'll be the richest unknown person in the world,and I'll travel the world at my leisure."
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