-Confessional-

Alejandro:Of COURSE Heather's bonding with Sierra!She's Chris' favourite!And if that manipulative minx gets Sierra,she'll have Chris too!Oh,she's good~!
me:*bursts in the confessional room*Not as good as me,of course *winks*.
Ale:What are you doing here?
me:Vixens are so much better than minxes.
Ale:That much was obvious.
me:I'm here to help you,of course.Although it would be hilarious to see you fail...Heather's much more fun to tease,so you're in luck.
Ale:Ah,and what kind of fortune I'm getting.
me:I've more dirt on Chris than you have with your tactics.I say you listen to what I have to say before you go to the next challenge.
Ale:Very well,I'm listening.This better be intriguing,querida,or else~
me:Or else what,darling?
Ale:*smirks*I'll think of something.
me:*rolls eyes*I'm sure you will.

-End of Confessional-

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After we fell from the plane on an inflatable boat right in the middle of the water in New York City,Lindsay started hugging my arm and fangirling over the countless shopping opportunities that I,too,am very excited about.

-Confessional-

Lindsay:New York!New York!Do you know how many stores are here?I'm gonna buy 10 seasons of lip gloss without even trying!*fangirling*Oh!Oh!Think Kitsune would like this one?It's from Kiko!
Kitsune:*bursts in the confessional room*Hell yes,I would!Linds,I gotta show you my collection of lipsticks,you'll love it!
Lindsay:Yeeeek!!*fangirls*

-End of confessional-

Chris:Your first challenge is a carriage race to Central Park!Kitsune,your team~?
Izzy:Kitsu!Kitsu!Here!I'm right here!Choose me!
me:Think you got your answer,Chris.I can't refuse my girl,here.
Owen:*hugging me*YAHOOO!WE HAVE KITSU!NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW!
me:My breathing...stopped...
Ale:*cringe*Uh...Owen,amigo?I think she can't breathe.
Owen:OH NO!KITSUNE,I'M SO SORRY!Ahhh what do I do?!I killed her!She needs CPR!Quick!
me:NO!I'M F-FINE!Don't come anywhere near my face or I'll kill you slowly and painfully!
Owen:O-Okay...
Ale:Uhh,feisty.
me:Oh,you have no qualms,do you?
Ale:When it comes to you,never.

Now,the challenge is to go up the Liberty Lady,get out baby carriage and uh...have a race around the city.However,the more entertaining part of this episode proved to be Sierra's overly affectionate words to Chris,which make him incredibly uncomfortable...since they are about his embarrassing youth.

Sierra:L-O-L Chris!I think your mischievous spirit makes the game!
me:*sighs*What a sycophant...
Ale:You have a plan,don't you?
me:Who do you take me for?I ALWAYS have a plan.
Chris:Thank you,Sierra.It's always nice to be appreciated.
Sierra:Appreciated?I LOVE you!I always did!Even WAY back when you were making does horrible movies with talking cats.
me:*chokes on air*No way-
Chris:Ummmm....
me:This is SO much better than what I had in mind-
Sierra:I was even going to name my first fan-club "The Christians",but that was already taken.
me:You need Jesus,woman.Or Virgen de Guadalupe,she may still save your soul.
Ale:*chuckles*I surely doubt it.Only Saint Cody.
me:That may not be wrong~.
Chris:Okay,okay!Less chatter,more splatter!Uh,I mean climbing!Climbing!GO!
Ale:Ladies first?
me:Beauty after,love.I couldn't possibly pull the rope...with Owen.Noodle arms,remember?
Ale:*sighs*I can't blame you.

After he started climbing the rope,I started smirking and wolf-whistled him,which made him look down at me confused.I lazily jump on the rope and climb closer to him,winking.

me:It's also a nice excuse to look at your Latino Butt,you know~?
Ale:Estoy sin palabras....ayaya... (I am speechless)
me:Vamos,mi amor~*winks*. (Come on,my love)
Ale:*shakes head*Serás mi muerte,princesa. (You'll be my death)
Izzy:Im a rabbit-monkey!ARARARARA
me:And I'm the one and only Spider-Fox.

~Later~

Alejandro swinged the rope to get to Sierra,sweet-talking her,just like how our plan is supposed to go.

Alejandro:*talking to Sierra*I'm worried about Chris.I think he misses his glory back when he was a huge star,like he feels like no one remembers...or....cares...*letting go of the her rope*
me:That was as smooth as-
Ale:Don't say what I think you're going to say!
me:Your BUTT....er....
Ale:I have no butter!
me:*smirks*Oh,you so do.

He sighed aggravated and forced himself to go faster up the rope,getting tired in the process,then telling Chris how evil he is for making us do this.
On the other hand...I,too,am exhausted.

me:Querido?A bit of help,pretty please?I can't feel my arms.
Ale:You deserve this pain after what you put me through.
me:Awww,you don't like compliments?That's a pity.
Ale:Well yes,but not on my butt!
me:But it's a nice sight to look at!And,in my defense,you need to help me,to win the challenge,right?I helped you too!

Once again,he sighed,pinching the bridge of his nose,possibly muttering Spanish curse words as he started pulling the rope up,helping us climb.
Thankfully,he was kind enough to hold my arms and pull me up on the top of the statue,with not much effort.

Ale:Good thing you're lighter than a feather.
me:Good thing you're strong.I could already see myself fainting and falling down.Not...a pretty sight.
Ale:Always here for you.
me:Mi héroe...

With that,still on the ground,trying to calm down,I started pulling on the rope,helping the others climb up.Unfortunately for us,Owen got tangled in the rope and stuck in the statue's nose.Way to go.
The Amazons already took the boat,and even team Irony climbed down already.

When we finally managed to get Owen up,Izzy got the carriage,strolled in it,got hit by the fire pole and fell down,followed by the rest of our team and Owen who got stuck...again.
No problem though,Alejandro got him a push...with a carriage kick.

me:Promise to catch me?
Ale:If it is you,without a doubt.
me:Ah,I love you so much.

With that,I kicked him down the hole,and I followed him...
Unknown to me,he landed not so nicely,and I ended up falling on his back.
Ouch.
I started apologising profusely and helped him get up,no more feeling my fun-side taking over my speech,but he didn't seem to be too phased about it,and instead,flashing me a charming smile.

When we got to the boat,I took no time to declare my captain-ship,taking control of the 'wheel'....getting us through the sewers,where the others went.

Heather:Urgh,the SEWERS?Sometimes,I really hate Christ.
me:You mean to say "ALL THE TIME",right?
Heather:Precisely.

After we got to the boat finish line (and we all stank like hell),before we were told the last part of the challenge,Sierra started flattering Chris again.

Lindsay:Oh,me!Let me!I love it when I get called "baby"!
me:Uhhh,sexy~!
Noah:*nudges Tyler*Better make a mental note,bro.
Tyler:*confused*I don't have a pen!
me:*facepalm*They are made for each other.

Sierra:He is such a brilliant commander!That's why you always stood out in your boy band!
Owen:WOWOWOW!Chris was in a boy band?
Chris:Moving on!
Sierra:Back in the 80s he was !*singing*
Gwen:You were in Fame town?

-Confessional-

*Everybody laughing*

-End of Confessional-

Sierra:I always admired how you never let the mockery get to you.I'll have to include that in my poetry draft.Wanna hear?*starts to say some poetry*
Chris:ZIP IT!
me:I have seen Valhalla.Clear Utopia just happened!
Ale:Our plans never seem to fail.
me:We're just that good.
Sierra:Oh Chris~!
Chris:ZIP IT!
Ale:*winking at Heather*
Heather:*fuming*

Now,to pick the "babies" who are going to stay in the carriages,the Amazons picked Cody and I stole a charming gaze at Alejandro,batting my eyes at him,until he sighed and nodded,picking me up and putting me in the stroller.
It's so good to just stay back and relax for once~!

Lindsay:Oh,me!Let me!I love it when I get called "baby"!
me:Uhhh,sexy~!
Noah:*nudges Tyler*Better make a mental note,bro.
Tyler:*confused*I don't have a pen!
me:*facepalm*They are made for each other.

We got fairly easy (at to everyone's surprise,all at the same time) and the Apple Pond.Needless to say,Tyler went to use his head to get the apple.In the meantime,I think I nodded off there,in the nice heat of the sun,since next thing I know,I'm near a woman on a bench,and she's looking at me weirdly.
Looking back,I see everyone else is gone.

me:Sorry,lady,I think my team took the wrong stroller.Just wait a bit until they realise.

We started chatting until next thing I know,a huge apple is thrown at me,making me unable to breathe,and I feel someone running with the stroller.
After Noah took off the apple from me,allowing me to breathe,I glare at them,especially at Alejandro,letting them feel the displeasure.
Especially since we came in LAST.
At least it was a reward challenge...

Back in the plane,I refused to talk to anyone in Team Chris,unless they apologised for forgetting me there,all alone,in the park.
Izzy did apologise in her own weird way,and Noah made up a fun joke that made me laugh pretty damn hard.
As I went back to my room,I hear the Latin boy calling out my name,but I refused to acknowledge it,and just went further.
However,I was stopped by him grasping my wrist and turning me to face him,cupping my face and looking into my eyes.

me:D-Don't do that.
Ale:I have to apologise from the bottom of my heart for mistaking the carriages.It was not gentleman-like of me to do so.Lo siento mucho,mi querida.It won't happen again.
me:*looks away*Yes,of course,because you need my brain to help your team win,I know.
Ale:Well,maybe not only that.
me:Right,as if you'd actually need me for anything else.
Ale:Am I not allowed to genuinely enjoy your company?
me:Why would you?It'd bring you no benefit.And besides,I'm not sure how interesting I am for you.I always thought my best quality was being relatively unique and not so easy to forget,but after today,I'm not sure what to think anymore.
Ale:That was my fault only.It was the greed that blinded me so,and I regret it.I've never,in my life,met a woman like you,and in my heart,you left a mark that is never going to fade.
me:*snorts*Always the charmer,I see.Well,nevermind that,it remains to be seen how valuable your words are.
Ale:You won't be disappointed,mi linda.I promise.
me:Ayyy,más más más por favor~.
Ale:What,you like it when I talk like this to you,mi amor?You like it when I say how beautiful you are?
me:And I'd like it even more if you could compliment more than my looks,hermoso.
Ale:The personality of a vixen is always intriguing,it is no doubt that your brilliance charmed me from the second I laid my eyes on you.
me:Oh,really?Truly,I thought my eyes captivated you first~.
Ale:In all actuality,I have never seen such beautiful green eyes before,so I cannot deny that.
me:*winks*Look in the mirror,you'll see a shade that's matching mine.
Ale:Ah,querida,I'm savouring every second I'm with you.
me:*smirks*Likewise,might I say,my dearest.Me gusta mucho tu sabor. (I really like your flavour)
Ale:*blinks*Are you quoting-

With a low giggle,I waltz to my room in Spanish dance steps,saying "más más más sí,sí,señor~!"

Ah,how I love messing with him,sometimes~!
I think he even caught up to the lines I was quoting.

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New information acquired:

What's your best quality?
"Unique and not so easy to forget"