So before we get to the shota's oneshot, I need to point this out- you will see something like this > (1) in there. Well at the very end are the translations so connect them with each other, okie? Okie! Now ladies, the shota's oneshot that I tried my best on!!!!!!

It was your first day at the new pizzeria that just opened right down the street from your house and they already assigned you to serve at a kid's birthday party. "Y/n!" Your best friend, F/n who worked there too ran and gave you a big hug. "F/n!" You hugged back but your hug ended quickly as a boy who looked like he was nine came up to you and poked you. "Ma'am? Where are the singers?" Confused, you looked at F/n who looked down at the boy smiling. "They'll be here soon! They just take a while to get from place to place."

The kid pouted then stormed off. "What? Who?" You asked as F/n who went over to a paper on the wall, ripped it off, and came back holding it up close to your face. "Aren't you big Vocaloid fan?" You nodded and read it aloud-

Many scientists questions on Project Diva and Miku Miku Vocaloid clones have finally been answered.

'Wait, Vocaloid.... CLONES?!?!' You thought to yourself. It was surprising they actually made clones of your favorite Vocaloids, that also meant that they made a clone of the cute Vocaloid, Kagamine Len! You kept reading it-

Just this past week scientist Dr. Eli has made the first ever famous Vocaloid clones in the world. The Vocaloids first concert will be held at the new pizzeria downtown on Thursday at 10.

You knew today was a Thursday. You looked at the clock to check the time, 9:55 just five more minutes till they would perform. "Five more minutes!" You squealed and F/n joined you. Later realizing that everybody went quiet and stared at you two.

Five minutes passed and you, F/n, and some other workers were setting up the stage. "Y/n please help us push these boxes to the stage," your friend asked and all of you pushed ten boxes that had the Vocaloids in them on to the stage. You just had to sneak a peek. You looked over at your friend who nodded like she knew what you were thinking. Both of you snuck peeks at Len and Kaito.

"Auto shite kudasai?" (1) A muffled voice that sounded like it was in the box said then the box fell over. You looked at the fallen box as two blonde twins, male and female's heads popped out. You gasped, Kagamine Len and Rin! "Ren?!?!" (2) the female twin shook the male. "Enerugī wa shinde imasu..." (3) the blond male said before passing out. "We need the Kagamine twins up first." A worker said. "Watashi no ani wa shinde imasu! Watashi no ani wa shinde imasu! Watashi wa Ren sezu ni iku koto ga dekimasen!" (4) Rin got out and paced back and forth.

Later, you had to watch over the charging blond male Vocaloid in a storage room. "Len, you look so real...." you looked at his bare arms and hair. 'They don't look like they were made out of metal!' You reached out to touch his arm when his eyes opened, grabbed your arm, and pinned you against the wall. "Furikku wa anatahadaredesu ka?" (5) Len at you but when his blue orbs met your (e/c) orbs he couldn't stop staring. "English please?" You blushed as Len stepped closer to you.

"Kawaī mishiranu hito no eigo e no konpyūtingu!" (6) You watched as Len rebooted. As a couple of minutes went by he booted up. "Can the pretty girl understand me now?" Hearing those words from the cute Vocaloid, you flushed bright red. "I'm gonna say.... yes, yes she can!" You quickly hid your face. "What is your name?"

"Y-Y/n..." you stuttered. "Y/n, what a beautiful name!" His arms embraced you. "Watashi wa koko de Ren to omoimasu!" (7) The door opened then there was silence. "Ren! Anata wa ikite imasu! Ima sugu ni kite, wareware wa ima jikkō suru hitsuyō ga arimasu. Kaitō to Gakupo ga matte iru sorera no kodomo-tachi o tamotsu koto ni shippai shite imasu." (8) Rin ran and pried you two apart then dragged him out of the room. "I want Y/n to come watch us though!" Len yelled loudly for you to hear.

Pouting, you got up and walked back to the kids. As you entered the room, the kids were cheering and you saw Len and Rin singing World's End Dancehall. Right in the middle of Len's solo, he noticed you and stopped the music. Rin looked confused. "Hatsukoi akademī!" (9) Len was back to his Japanese voice.

As the music started, your face immediately turned tomato red. 'THIS IS FIRST LOVE ACADEMY!!!! HIDE YOUR FACE, Y/N! HIDE IT!' You clearly were freaking out and covered your face with your hands. Len started singing, got off the stage, and walked towards you. First Love Academy was your favorite song, but it was in Japanese. Of course you couldn't understand it but you knew how it went. You joined in later, but covered your mouth. You don't like singing in front of crowds. Embarrassed, you hid your face in Len's chest.

Later after the song was over, you looked at the Kagamine twins who held hands and bowed on the stage. You wished that you were the lucky girl holding his hand and smiling while enjoying life. "Y/n?" You sighed then looked to where you heard the voice coming from. There was F/n holding hands with the blue-haired male vocaloid, Kaito. Starting to feel jealous, you avoided eye contact with her. "What?" You asked. "Everything okay?" You could hear the worry in her voice. "I'm to-" you were cut off when you turned your head back around and kissed the blonde male Vocaloid on the lips on accident. "See that, Kaito? Y/n's got a boyfriend now!"

Neither you or Len broke the kiss. You didn't mean for this to happen, but it did. Thinking of the dream come true, you smiled against the kiss. "You're a great kisser, Y/N." Len leaned over the counter and wrapped his arms around you while you wrapped your arms around his neck. "Right back at you, Len."

Len: Out please? 1

Rin: Len?!?! 2

Len: Energy is dead... 3

Rin: My brother is dead! My brother is dead! I can't go on without Len! 4
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Len: Who the frick are you? 5

Len: Computing to English for pretty stranger! 6

Rin: I think I heard Len in here! 7
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Rin: Len! You're alive! Now come on, we have to perform now. Kaito and Gakupo are failing at keeping those kids waiting. 8

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Len: First Love Academy! 9

I promise I didn't get any of this from any game (like FNAF). This was what I thought you could do.