Veteran: hey Player wanna bang tonight?

Veteran: I meant hang* stupid auto cucumber

Veteran: god donut

Veteran: how the duck do I turn this off?

Player: it's hard watching you struggle man...

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MrCheese: Gentleman, do you know where Cheddar is?

Veteran: I think in Mother's anus

TheGentleman: ANUS*

TheGentleman: ANUS***

MrCheese: uh...

TheGentleman: in Mother's anus 

TheGentleman: Jesus Mary and Joseph in MedBay or Storage

MrCheese: ok, thanks, I will look in Mother's anus. Thanks GentleBunny

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Mother: you're definitely coming to the party right?

Timmy: yes! I'll be bringing drugs!

Mother: W H A T? No you won't be bringing drugs in here Timmy! Stoner is so gonna die

Timmy: chill mom! I meant DOUGH

Mother: oh why didn't you say that?

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Gnome: hey can you get pregnant before you come over?

Dum: ... what?

Gnome: Pringles* I meant Pringles* from the story

Gnome: STORE*** dang this phone

Dum: WHAHAHAHAHHA I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER!

Gnome: PREGNANT- PFFT-

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Mother: have you seen my kidneys?

Mother: KIDNEYS*

Mother: KITTENS***

Mother: THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE!

Angel: what are you looking for Mother XD 

Mother: my minis 

Angel: your kids?

Mother: yes

Angel: they're in their room

Mother: thanks

Mother: stupid auto cucumber

Mother: AUTO CATLIKE 

Mother: the function on your phone that corrects all the words without your permission

Angel: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤚

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Stoner: hey Cap, can you bring me some boobcickes?

Stoner: boobcicles*

Stoner: No I meant boobcicles!

Stoner: GOD DONKEY!!!

Captain: ok, that's three orders of boobcicles and one god donkey. Got it. Anything else?

Stoner: N O .

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Not Orange: get there at six bud. Also you can bring a bisexual if you want

Monster: what?

Not Orange: bicycle

Not Orange: NOT EVEN CLOSE!

Not Orange: B O A R D G A M E

Monster: what kind of party is this again...?

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Gnome: you know, I'm gonna babysit, but I don't wanna be like "hi I'm a snob and I'm gonna ignite your kids while watching tv and fiesta g on your snacks" ya know?

Dum: ignite? What the-

Gnome: ignore* didn't mean set them on fire, lmao

Dum: lmaoaoaoaoaoaoo 

Gnome: WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?

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Bro: hey Ninja let's get some McDonkadonk

Ninja: McDonkadonk??? :D

Bro: McDonalds*** let's get McDonalds

Ninja: LAMOAOAOAO I'M DYINGGGGGG

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MrCheese: good night prince!

TheGentleman: night deadly boy!

MrCheese: wow that's accurate XD

TheGentleman: beanie bot*

TheGentleman: beanies buying

MrCheese: what?? Lol

TheGentleman: dead boys clothing*

TheGentleman: B.E.A.N.Y.B.O.Y.

TheGentleman: night beanie boy

MrCheese: I CAN'T BREATHEEEEEEEEE! HELPPPPPPP! XDDDDDDDDD

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Player: this morning I choked on a goat and pissed my coffee. Fml

Veteran: lmao what?

Player: I choked on TOAST and SPILLED my coffee. Fml

Veteran: I like the other one XD

Player: of course you would -_-

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Lmao that's it for now