Omni404-Player's Soviet Apartment.

The Ex-Soviet is sleeping... with a sandvich on his mouth.

The door knocking, his kettle is whisling... Yet the Ex-KGB is still asleep like Vadim's Pet Bear.

Then his clock alarm went beeping, the knocking went to shooting the door with 9mm Glock, and the kitchen is on fire...

Yet he's still asleep.

Then the Alarm went into a fire alarm, and then his Minigun aimmed at the Russian's head...

With the Minigun fired at will, Omni was hit... But survived. Due to his vest made of Stalinium. Then he went to open the door...

Omni: Wut.

Mailman: Here you go, Soviet!

Then he run to the hills.

He then took a check...

"Congratulations!"

You've been invited to an All Guide Truffle Shuffle, as our VIP!

Ommi: Oh, tha-

thismessagewillexplode

Ommi: Wha-!?

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*

And he went flying to the sky... Where he met JeanCarlo3806, the Philipno Rocketeer.

Carlos: Hey!

Ommi: Hello!

And then...

He went falling down the sky.

Ommi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

And yet landed safely.

And now, Cameras and flashing at his face.

LuckyAceHigh: Welcome everyone! To our All Guide Truffle Shuffle! Sponsored by the Tiny Desk Corp! I'm Lucky Ace, your Host! First, we have our Russian, Ommi404-Player!

He flexed a few times, with his Russian Muculses. And walked into the VIP Room.

Lucky Ace: The Smell of the Soviet Union and Vodka always comes with him...

Then Carlos landed with his Rocket Launcher at hand.

Lucky Ace: Coming next is the Fillipno Rocketeer! JeanCarlos3806!

Carlos: HAH!

Lucky Ace: Looks like he fly acrossed the Globe, with only his Rocket Launcher! Like a true Filipino Patriot!

Carlos: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Carlos went in like an idiot, while a Scunt blew himself trying to carry his Rocket Launcher.

Lucky Ace: Third is a Most Popular Pervert of the Eagle Union! Greyghost1942! I see him arriving on his-!

Lucky Ace: Ambulance!

He got crashed by an Ambulance.

Lucky Ace: And next is the Mad German American Doctor! matthbpilot! A Real Mad Docter never arrives with his test subject!

Matt: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

He's carrying Grey Ghost as his test subject.

Then a Limo arrives... It's only when...

Iris and Vichya Shipgirls: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!~

Lucky Ace: Did I hear and smell a French Limo!? It's TheBreizhOne! The Slimy, The Sneaky and the Fangirls of the Shipgirls of the Iris Libre and Vichya Dominion!

Breizh: Oh Jeanne and Richelieu!~

Jean Bart & Richelieu: Yes!~

Lucky Ace: Oh my!~ Look at that romantic aroma!~

Lucky Ace: What this!? Oh, shit! The Australian Vietnamese Sharpshooter, TheagentKevinlee! Has come with his van!

Agent Lee: INCOMING!!! *Fake Australian Accent*

*CRASH!!!*

Agent Lee: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Lucky Ace: What is this!?

*Insert Intesive Going to the Three Story Rooftop! SFX*

Lucky Ace: He's showing off his Sniper Skill with his Iconic SRS99-S5 AM of the Misriah Armory, right on the spot!

Agent Lee: Say goodbye to one of your wives, Shido!

*BANG!!!*

{Emily Otto Roon was Assassinated by COMD. Kevin}

NPX and IDF Soldiers: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

???: And now I don't know who's worse... This guy or Shido... Maybe both.

Ezra: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SWEET REVENGE!!!

Lucky Ace: Nice Shot! Sweet Revenge on the Ottoman Gary Sue, for nearly Killing Captain Ezra!

???: BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Lucky Ace: Is that Gasoline I smell? Looks like SyriaandIraq is coming on his motorcycle! With a trail of fire...?

Syria: IT'S BURNING TIME!!!

Other Authors: RUNNNNNNNN!!!

[Technical Difficulty... Please Stand By.]

???: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Lucky Ace: Looks like the U.S. Army Rangers brought AwesomeNinja1027 back from the Wattpad Hell! Our Engineer and Pilot!

Fernandez: Howdy folks!

Lucky Ace: And our last VIP is every PAVN Engineers headache! ReddyRedround! The Mad Man of Explosives! Looks like we'll have to find a parking spot for that ship...

Reddy: Forward! Forward! Forward! AND STOP!!!

Then the ship exploded.

Velvet: Classic! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Lucky Ace: Now that everyone has arrived, let's get started soon enough! And remember...

'The Tiny Desk Corporation is Always Watching.'

Special Guests (Authors):

- Darkoreahhhh (Mister Richelieu No.1 Fanboy).
- Codmplayer2514 (Soldier with Syria's Fire Axe still in his ass).
- ZeroLightHaze (Schicksal's Guardian).
- greggianymelancio (Brothers in Arms Fan Boy).
- Nghtbear21 (XCOM's Crazy Commander).
&
- MilitaryPro1 (Vietnamese Patriot)