matthbpilot: Oh! Wunderbar!~

Kevin: Welp, he ain't wrong that I'm a coward.

Today, we take a look at-

Stanboo77: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-!!!

Zsaxwer & HMS_Vanguard: MEEEEEEEEDICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

What he lacks in compassion for the sick, respect for human dignity, any verifiable formal training in medicine, or even a sense of privacy for Tirpitz...

Matt took the Restock Closet and rushed to the left... As ReddyRedround goes to the Supply Closet and... it's not there.

Reddy: Restock t-!

Reddy: MATTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! Is this your usual bullshit again!?

Matt makes up more than a bottomless supply of giant needles and the trembling enthusiasm for plunging them into exposed flesh.

Matt prepared to plunge his giant needle onto TheOmegaLife's Cheeks, while Life could only prepare himself as he was tied up...

*Stab!*

Life: ACK!!!

And then goes to the right... With a Crazy Smile.

*Stab!*

Life: AGH!!! *Ded*

Matt: Oops!~ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Raised in the U.S.A. During an era, where after the Hippocratic Oath has been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic Suggestion... Matt considers healing, a generally unintended side effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity.

He then trips Greyghost1942 and Grey lands on a landmine and got blown up, then shot down by EmperorItsukaShido as target practice, burned to a crisp by SyriaandIraq, and sharing the same fate as Codmplayer2514, got himself a fire axe up his ass.

What they see:

What he actually is:

Matt is a Teutonic man of medicine.

Matt: I'm not dr-

ReddyRedround: ... *Irish Vietnamese Laugh*

While he may have a tenuous adherence to medical ethics, he is nonetheless the primary healing class of the team.

Matt shoved a Cooked Flashbang into Kaleb1337 and turned Kaleb into a pile of ashes after the Flashbang exploded.

Although his B&T MP9 and his bone saw aren't the greatest weapons for direct combat...

Matt's MP9 got jammed and he took out his Bonesaw.

Only for BlagojPejov the Second, son of BlagoPejov0 the First. Prince of the Southern Americanos, a bullet to Matt's skull.

... he could still be found near the frontlines, healing wounded teammates whilst trying to stay out of combat.

Both conscripts from a different Faction are firing at each other, aiming for a Stormtrooper, while TheagentKevinlee and lamgiabao2017 are watching them while eating popcorn.

Matt: Everyone!

They all looked at Matt, with the Other Conscript shot Kevin's Left Kneecap, prompting him to scream in pain.

Matt: I'm fully charged!

Four of them: Huh!?

So you want to be the hypocratic, but insane American German Doctor?

Matt: Ja!

Excellent!

First of all, you have to know your primary healing target. Here's the Medigun.

Matt: Oh.

Reddy crash-landed behind Matt, who was drunk, now dead.

Would you heal your Waifu, Tirpitz?

Tirpitz: Matt?

Matt:

Or these three Gary Sues (Shido, Primeoyo & The Blago Crime Family).

Matt: WAIFU! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!

Tirpitz: *Smiled in Victory* As expected.

HunterBoiX: HAH!

That's right! You heal your Waifu and everybody else first!

Nobody likes the Gary Sues. They're an Inferior Race.

Prime, Shido & Blago's Mind:

https://youtu.be/7ODcC5z6Ca0

Your Primary healing target is the most wounded target.

What he sees is Kevin, Grey, and Syria who are bleeding to death.

Tirpitz: Ugh, someone just tossed a knife at my foot...

Matt went for a lightly wounded Tirpitz, leaving the dying trio to the deaths.

Don't be a pocket medic. Even if they have Medkits, you have a Medigun that can Revive Dying Members and heal their wounds that they've bandaged.

And then Matt got Headshotted and then Tirpitz.

ohhhhhmyyyygoodd: USA FOR YOU STANDS FOR, YOU SUCK ASS!!!

Love everybody, and they'll love you back.

Matt literally take his heart out and gave it to a Soldier, while other Authors got sick or fainted.

Earn respect and be the god of the team.

Which Matt...

Now that we know how to heal people, let's take a look at your defenses and enemies.

Matt: Now? *Takes out Medigun*

Not now.

Matt: Ugh... Fine.

Speaking of enemies, the whole enemy team will try everything to kill you.

Matt: WHAT!?

Everyone else: Hehe boi!~

But don't worry, every Medics are protected by the Geneva Convention! So, you're not a threat unless you fire and attack.

Matt: Yes!!! Long live the Geneva Convention!!!

Everyone Else: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!/ FUCK THAT!!!/ More like Geneva Convention.../ Fuck the Geneva Convention!!!/ Where's the fun in that!?/ We want War Crimes!!!

As the Medic, even if you're protected by the Geneva Convention, best to prepare for the worst and never underestimate your defenses.

You can fight back!

Matt is firing his SIG MPX at the Pro-War Crimes Authors. Mowing them down.

If the situation in the battlefield is too much for you and your Waifu to handle.

Tirpitz was headshotted again and then they...

Run back at your HQ to recover and regroup.

Matt came back with an army of Mercenaries... Only to get mowed down.

A dead Medic is a sad Medic.

Matt: (;_;)

Now that you've survived the ordeal, it's time for the finale. The Ubercharge.

You can build up your Ubercharge by healing wounded teammates.

Kevin died by bleeding again, after Matt managed to get his Medigun work again.

Once it's full, you can activate your charge.

Matt:

https://youtu.be/-dJolYw8tnk

He went Ubercharge to Ghuzt_D_Bloodedge. And right on time as Jin went for the killing blow, he was saved and Ghuzt is now invunerbale, along with Matt.

Jin: Tch! 

Ghuzt: Hah! Thanks for the aid, Doc! Becaue prepare for trouble, Jin!

Matt: And make zhat double, mein freind!

In the best case scenario, you and your healing target will remain invunerbale for eight seconds.

And it was more than enough for both of them. They've defeated Jin with just four seconds. With that the Ubercharge has run out. 

Ghuzt: Good, that'll keep him down... For now...

Matt: Mein Gott...

Suddenly, Ghuzt jumps very high, Matt looks up and wonders why...

His answer came, with both Sentry Gun blew him up with its Rockets. And two Random Engineers.

BLU Engineers: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*BOOM!!!*

Ghuzt escaped, because of the Yeegineers.

Even if you're in Ubercharge... A Veteran Flametrooper's Airblast and Explosion Damage can still send you back to sender, albeit, no damage.

Both Syria and Reddy sent the Ubercharged Matt to space. With Explosions.

Congratulations!

Now, you can finally call yourself a real Matthbpilot!

Matt: :D

You can heal people on the battlegrounds.

Have fun with your great accomplishment!

Matt: OKTOBERFESTTTTTTTT!!!

And a Piano Crushed him...

RED Engineer: ... Darn.

Have fun!