The French Carriering Spy!

TheBreizhOne: Very Nice!

And then...





Today, we take a look at Downneck!

Only for...

(Again, Breizh is the Spy, the rest of the Pyros are SyriaandIraq's Families)

I mean TheBreizhOne, the French Carrier and spy!


Breizh, hailing from the indeterminate region of France, is an enthusiast of sharp suits, Richelieu, and even sharper knives.

The first moment, he sniffed his Baguette.

Then tries to show his knife tricks... But his knife landed on top of AwesomeNinja1027 (Fernandez's) Head and killed him. With Breizh thinking that he tossed it on the roof...


He relies on stealth and trickery or aerial support to aid his team.

Breizh then stole BlagojPejov0's Expensive Burrito and replace it with his Chemical Grenade loaded with Pink Kryptonite.


Using a unique array of cloaking devices along with his riggings of the Charles de Gaulle. He can either render himself invisible or fake his death...

While running invisible, he accidentally kicks a bucket. And it landed at PaladinIzuna. When he turned around to see an uncloaked Breizh...

Izuna: A SPY!

Breizh: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Dead*

And his dead body lies on his LMG.

Leaving unaware opponents off guard.

Izuna: ... Wot?

*TF2 DEAD RINGER SOUND*

But he escaped and has feigned his death.

Breizh: HON! HON! HON!!!


His disguise kit allows him to take on the form of any Author on any team.

Breizh: Touch.

Which he disguised into nine Authors (or Readers)...

SKKJustinAttackingoreosgodzillahalofanOzpinaGhuzt_D_BloodedgeHallulelst_pepsiJeanCarlo3806wilsondang2k4...


Allowing him to blend in, while behind the enemy lines. Before stabbing unsuspecting "Follower" in the ass with a knife.

Cmdr_Crimson (Engineer) suddenly falls with a knife on his spine. While Blago still eating the Chem Grenade, now turned gay by the Pink Kryptonite.


Even though he has a Carrier Rigging, a swift backstab from with any of the Breizh's Knifes will kill 95% of his enemies with a single hit.

*STAB!*

Markwindle: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*STAB!*

Omni404-Player: AHHHH!!! MY PUTIN!!!

*STAB!*

LeeCyan: SCHEISSE!!!

*STAB!*

Salty_Kirumi: I'm dead.

And then...

Syria: Hello! AND BURN!!!


Provided they aren't under any effects on invulnerability, or in any form of damage reduction...

Breizh is stabbing Downneck like Hitler's Buzzsaw... But not a single wound, due to him being ubercharged.

Downneck: Wot?

*STAB!*


In addition, Breizh possesses the ability to disable and destroy Fernandez's Constructing buildings or electronics with his Sapper.

And this time, blowing up Blago's Power Plants.

For his Carrier Riggings, he can fly like Enterprise in the movie. And use them for Strategic Bombing or Anti-Air. 

Which he blew up Darkoreahhhh's Richelieu's Storage...


The Breizh is capable of using the enemy Teleporter and can use this to make his way to the enemy team and blend in amongst them.

And after teleporting to a Rouge Agent...

Rouge Agent Kevin: ... What?

Rogue Agent Kevin: (O_O) Thanks, mate!

And then died...


Now you want to be the professional and attractive Spy and Shipboi?

Breizh: I think not.~

That's a good start, but before you can call yourself a Real French...

Breizh: I am the prettiest Unicorn!~

... let's take a look at your weapons, abilities, and enemies.

The Real Breizh backstabbed the fake one.

Real Breizh: Hah!


We already learned that you can backstab your enemies with a knife.

And Syria tries to burn him...

Breizh: *Gives him French Money* Buy yourself some talent.

And... He still burns him to death.


But before you can backstab or bomb them with French Bombs, you should observe and learn about the person you want to stab with a tiny knife or gun...

Because most enemies know to turn around...

Ghuzt: FRENCH SPY!!!

Iraq: Heh heh, boi.~


As a Spy, go where nobody goes behind the enemy lines. And if you use your disguise kit, act like the guy you disguised yourself as.

Fake Cndr_Crimson: Howdy Partner.

Codmplayer2514 then looked at Crimson... He started doing the Texas Style dance.

Codm's Mind:

But if you choose to disguise yourself as the Scunt. Don't forget, that you won't be as fast as him.

Syria: Souveran!!!

Breizh. Had. Enough. Of. Syria's. Bullshit.

Breizh: *FRENCH RAGE* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

He took EmperorItsukaShido's AK-60U and shot Syria and Iraq into a pile of ashes... Like an American Gangster... Until the Magazine goes empty.

Shido: B-Breizh...?

Congratulation, you've found out, as a French, you can steal your enemy's Weapons.

Breizh: :D

He then turned to Shido to do the same... With a Psychotic Smile.

Shido: ... You know what? Screw it.

He just knocked him out with a Bonk Hammer.


Now you can kill everybody at long range.

And then he decapitated Codm with Kevin's SRS99-S5 AM and used Kevin's blood as decoration.

Breizh: I feel Tre Bon!

Even your Arch-Nemesis, Syria.

Breizh: I'M BACK!

He brandishes his shotgun.

Unless he found out he can use his Napalm Fart Blast...

Syria: YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL!!!

He then got Fart Blasted away to Brazil, while still burning.

Breizh: NO!!! NOT BRAZIL!!!


As the Spy, you can also call the Medic or matthbpilot on the enemy team.

Breizh was healing Downneck until...

Breizh (Disguised): Medic!

Matt's Head: BREIZH!~

Matt: HOHHH!!!~

Downneck: ... Huh?

He the got nuked by Justin.


Also a Carrier, you have limited Fuel, ammunition' and Jets. Once any one of them runs out, your ride ends here.

Shido: Goodbye!~

Breizh: NONNNNNNN!!!

*NUKED*












Congratulations, now you can play as Breizh.

Breizh: Yes!

But Syria and Iraq want to burn you.

Breizh: What!?

And still, everyone else wants your Richelieu.

Have fun!~

Breizh: ... This is Greyghost1942! Rainbows make me cry!

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