The Crazy Pilipino Soldier Guide.
JeanCarlo3806: Sweet land of Liberty!
Jean: Atennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-tion!
SyriaandIraq: I can't even put these 3-D Glasses with mein gas mask on!!! And when it's my Guide!?
[Special Commentator: 221September (Bucketboi)]
Bucketboi: Today! We take a look at Jean Carlo! Or Red Gamer. The Pilipino Soldier!
Jean then rush to the dead body of Greyghost1942.
Bucketboi: Jean Carlos is a crazed, jingoistic patriot from the Pilipino Heartland.
Jean: YOU WERE LOUD AND UGLY AND NOW YER DEAD!!! AND UGLY! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Bucketboi: Tough and well armed, he's versatile, capable in both offense and defense. He's a great starter class to get familiar in the Wattpad War.
Jean: God-! CRAP!
___Noble___'s Border Guard.
A Firefight ensues, with Jean screaming... And then, he somehow came out victorious with a note for Noble.
"Down with the Ironblood! Fight for the Federal Republic!"
Jean: Abra ka Dabra!
Michael: *Radio* Well done!
Buckerboi: Jean Carlos is well known for his Spectacular Rocket Jump.
He tried to do the Rocket jump and...
Bucketboi: In defiance of all good sense and judgement. Jean Carlo can detonate a rocket at his feet and launch himself skyward.
He has his target sighted. KMS_Hindenburg is finished by his Rockets, but she's protected by Three Heavies.
He tried to Rocket Jump to Hindenburg... But failed with a stray bullet landing at his Rocket.
Jean: I'm ded...
Bucketboi: But, of course it needs training. If trained successfully, this ability will allow Jean Carlos to appear in unexpected place.
Ghuzt_D_Bloodedge has taken care of the Heavies, by using stealth tactics... Giving Carlos a chance to Rocket Jump to Hindenburg.
And then...
Hindenburg: Huh!?
Jean: WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK!?
Jean: PRESTO!!!
And then the corpse of the Australian Vietnamese crashed onto Jean. He was killed by Ghuzt with his Sword through his chest and killing Jean.
Merc General: One of our Lieutenant is dead! Our morale has suffered!
Ghuzt: ... Well fuck.
Bucketboi: And reach into areas that are off limits, even to GreyGhost's Double Jump and Hype Jumps.
Grey: What de hell!?
Bucketboi: Well balanced, and possessing both survivability and mobility... Jean Carlo or the Soldier is considered to be one of the most flexible classes in through out the Wattpad.
And switches to the Mercenaries Base...
Bucketboi: Despite his low foot speed, he's capable of using rocket jump to-
He rocket jumped near to BlagojPejov0, killing him by friendly fire. With his body slamming straight to ohhhhhmyyyygoodd, breaking every single bones in his body... And he's dead... While Jean...
Jean's Mind: *Listening to Ave Maria*
Bucketboi: -To reach his destination quickly. His large health pool is second to Omni404-Player the Heavy.
And then he crashed to TheBreizhOne's baguette storage... With his remaining Grenades blows up the whole Storage. With Downneck...
Downneck: What a shame, Moi French bitch.
Bucketboi: Now you want to be the Real Pilipino Dream, also known as Jean Carlo?
Jean: ... I am a pretty!
Bucketboi: That's fantastic! Now let's take a look at your big guns!
And then the barricade crashed to see...
Jean Bart: I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU, JEAN CARLO-SENPAI!!!~
Jean: WHAT THE FUCK!? HELP!!!
Bucketboi: Your Rocket Launcher does great damage, but the damaged depends on your range and love.
Jean hold the Rocket Launcher in Backwards, and yet blows up Grey like nothing behind him.
Bucketboi: Aim Rockets at your enemies feet to ensure that they won't escape your explosion damage.
Bucketboi: Also make sure to reload your Rocket Launcher all of the time!
Jean got exploded by reloading the wrong way.
Bucketboi: By the way, the Rocket Jumper does no Damage.
Fernandez headshot Jean Carlos with a Glock 19... again.
AwesomeNinja1027 (Fernandez): You never learned, huh?
Bucketboi: While your rockets are feared, Experienced Pyros like SyriaandIraq can deflect your rockets back to you, or worse, turn it as powerful as a bomb right at you.
Carlos fired his Rockets at Syria... But he redirects it right back to Carlos with his Napalmthrower's Fart Blast. Blewing him up along with Ozpina's Academy turned into a Ruin...
Ozpina: ... I think that's enough coffee today...
At somewhere else...
Syria: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LONG LIVE SOUVERAN AND THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE!!!
Bucketboi: If you've found yourself in a close ranged combat, use your PDW or your Bolo Sword so that you won't kill yourself by your own Rockets.
Jean spins 360 degrees with both his Machine Pistols spray and praying, after that's done. All six of Downneck's Best Gangsters just blows up.
Six Downneck's Gangsters: *Sounds of Ded Vodka*
Bucketboi: But hurting yourself is useful for the Medic, because he'll be able to build up his Ubercharge faster.
Jean: Come here, sweetheart.~
Jean took out his whip and slap his own ass...
Matt: *Sadistic Arousement*
Bucketboi: Never stand still as a Carlos.
He was standing next to a 'Shoot me!' Sign.
*SNIPED!*
Bucketboi: And you're not an American Sniper.
*SNIPED! Times 2!*
Bucketboi: Now that you know how to kick your enemies back in time to kick them back into the future...
You can Finally call yourself, Jean Carlos!
Jean: PHI-LIP-INES!!!
And tried to Rocket Jump a third time...
*BOOM!!!*
Jean: *Sound of a Defeated Pilipino*
Have Fun!~
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