Sakura POV

I woke up to the sunlit room and the smell of pancakes being made.

That smell is delicious!
Yes so get your pretty ass out of bed!

Awwww

I grumbled at Inner as she teased me, putting on my training garments with a overly large black shirt and black tights over top.

Making my way to the kitchen the shouts and giggles I heard was horrendous.

"TOBI GET BACK HERE!!"

"BUT SENPAI! AH DEIDARA SENPAI IS TRYING TO KILL ME!"

"HIDAN GET OFF THE TABLE!"

"DUCK ITACHI!"

What the hell?

"FUCK YOU WOOHOO!"

"HIDAN SHUT UP!!!"

"WHERES SAKU CHAN?! TOBI WANTS SAKU CHAN!!"

Oh god....

I walked into the dining room to see.
Pein fainted, konan with a pan and Hidan with a large bump, kisame looking bored, Tobi flailing his arms shouting my name, Itachi trying to read (key word tried)
Zetsu eating what seemed to be a hand.

"What the hell you guys?" I looked as they all froze and the next second I was being doggy piled until I couldn't breath and it hurt a lot.

"Guys! Ger-rof!!!!" I wheezed in pain as my hand was slapping the floor for mercy!
Hell these guys are heavy!

Well....they are your family....but jeez they are heavy! Especially Kisame!

"GET THE FRUCK OFF!" I yelled and they rolled off me with stupid grins on their faces. Well. All off them but Pein and Tobi, I sighed and dusted myself off asI prepared to eat. I saw a purple food monster. I pointed at the slimy thing.

"Who cooked this? Wait correct that. WHO MADE it?" I stared at the Akatsuki as they all pointed to Itachi, I glared at him as he gave me a hn.

"Don't give me Hn you girl!" I sasses and he had a face of shock.
"Hn.." He glared at me as I giggled

"Get a dictionary will you?" I laughed and he Hn'd me again. Oh he is so going to get it, I picked up the weird purple thing and infused chakra into it. What I didn't realize that the purple THING had moulded into the shape of a light purple baby girl.

About to chuck it they all stared in shock.
"What?" I looked at them and they started to point to the thing in my left hand, I glanced up and screamed as I saw the purple baby. But she kind of looked like Zetsu in a way, she had one side purple and the other side a midnight blue.

"WHAT IN THE JASHIN?!" Hidan screamed and I screamed as the baby looked at me with 2 glowing orange eyes. She took my finger and started to chew on the tip with soft teeth but her tongue! Her tongue was a normal tongue but at the end it was like a cat.

"ITACHI WHAT DID YOU DO?!" I screamed and he just gaped at me while backing up as he tried to flee but Tobi and Hidan dragged him back.

The little Baby smiled at me and my heart melted at the site, She was so cute! Her blue arm grasped a piece of my hair and she giggled her yellow eyes glowed in delight. She then tumbled out of my hand and crawled to Zetsu who was currently eating a hand, she crawled to him and walked up his his legs onto his lap.

What the fuck? Why is this baby on me?" He looked at the child and poked her cheek which caused her to bite his finger. He wiggled his finger and suddenly he was flailing his arm around.

"I have work to do, I'm going back to my office. Keep the child if you want." Pein walked back up the stairs and I followed him silently until I saw how much papers he had.
"Goddamn it..." He cursed under his breath as he walked to the largest mound of paper to start working on it.

I walked in and he glanced up. "Do you need something?" He asked and I shook my head no, but I walked over to a stack of paper glazing over the contents. It was damage properties that the Akatsuki made or mission request.

"Do you need help organizing?" I asked and looked into his eyes which flashed a look of relief as he nodded slightly.

"Can you put the bills and missions in two groups then have the Treaties and our Stores Income in another Two piles?" He went back to working on signing papers and organizing his desk as I started to do what he wanted, but after about 3 hours of organizing I was bored so I started to clean the dusty, dirty office and as I was cleaning the mahogany wood I didn't hear the lock turn...

Pein POV

Sakura was really quiet and I thank her for the silence because work went more smooth for me but soon I heard th shuffling and as I looked up I saw her bending over to clean something so her butt was in the air. Her pale pink hair was swept down, pale ivory skin gleaming with frowning precipitation, clothes fitting tightly to her body as her green eyes seemed to glow and absorb the lamplight.

I stared at her and before I know it I locked the door and my heart was beating heavily, something felt to be wriggling in my stomach as I gazed upon her.
So beautiful.....why do I feel this way?

I walked up to her and she looked up
"Oh hi Pein... Uh what's up?" She looked worried and placed a cool forehand on my forehead. She slowly moved it to my cheeks inspecting. "Pein? Are you okay?" She continued to move her hands to my neck.

I couldn't help it I grabbed her hands and pulled them force fully to the wall as I trapped her with my body, she looked up at me curiously and I gazed down her feeling hungry and she looked beautiful.

I leaned down and nuzzled her neck inhaling her scent, lavender and jasmine, as I slowly raked my teeth against her neck.

"Ngh..!" She moaned a bit and I kissed her on the lips slowly and softly, she returned it and we were kissing in total bliss, I licked np the bottom of her plush lips and she opened a tiny bit but I slipped my tongue in as I tasted her. I grasped her hip and rubbed it but that's the farthest I would go, she started to trace my chest through my cloak and I stiffened. Her nail was dragging a pattern on my chest and as I secretly remembered how she drew it I took a gasp for air but she continued to draw. I stayed their for a bit as she drew and she stopped. But she looked like she came out of a trance.

"Whoa.. Pein?" She looked up at me "why am I being trapped here?"
She doesn't remember? Well that stings a bit.... Oh well

"Your trapped here so I can tell you a secret...can you keep a secret?" I looked down at her and she nodded.
"So the secret is..... I walked in to see Konan having a make out session with a man." She looked amused and giggled a bit as I stepped away from her and returned to my desk.

"Well I will go and get you some coffee than train for a bit ok?" I nodded and she walked out, she walked back in with a delicious aroma of fresh coffee. She placed it down on my desk.

"Sakura can you turn your ear to me a bit?" She obeyed and I softly bit her ear, she squealed a bit in pain but her face was a shimmering red. She grasped her ear and gave me a little glare, I just smiled at her as she walked away to train.

Well... This might be good or bad....... Oh well we shall see what happens next

And that was the latest chapter!

Me: who wants some cake?
Tobi: ME
Me: fine here Tobi.
Tobi: Yay
Me: ughhhh Sakura can you do the disclaimer before Tobi starts to flail his arms?
Sakura: yeah.... Chasoe does not own Naruto just the plot. All rights go to the respective owner(s)