well this is going to take quite some time.

Cheater!Soulmate AU (modern. No ninjas)

In which your dearly beloved and you are soulmates and they cheat (don't ask me why I just thought it would be fun. Taste the sarcasm). You and your soulmate are born with one matching word tattooed on the side of your forefinger. Switchers can change the soulmate, Seers can automatically tell a person who their soulmate is.

Kisame:
Let's hang the jury

She's never thought he was serious about it.

You sick judgmental fool

For a while it was just a joke. A sick, twisted joke.

I'll bury you six feet deep

So tired of your rules

He'd always said you were the only one for him, as it was literally destined. You both had the same angel wing tattoo on the side of your forefinger. It was fate. He couldn't refuse.

Except you could.

Blessed with the rare chance of the ability to erase and reform the fated sign with the wipe of a finger ,as a Transitioner, (y/n) has always been bombarded by people asking to get their soulmates changed, or to even erase their having a soulmate entirely. It was both a blessing and a curse.

The latter especially when her own asked her to change their's.

Kisame had always poked fun at it, saying sarcastically that if he could change his soulmate from you to (person you hate from the depths of your soul and would like for to burn in hell with the disgusting spoils of their ridiculable life) he would do so quicker than a heart beat, and had always assumed he was joking..

"I suppose I should get moving then! Let's find her."

And so you did. And when you realized he was being serious your heart broke into infinite infallible pieces.

Fuck you and your opinion.

How could you be so blind?

What goes around comes back around in time.

The last few weeks had been years in your mind. Simply existing without him had turned your head into meaningless mush, pushed every practical idea out from your ears, left your soul itself to rot in the chambers of its' own jail of despair with the key sitting in the pit of his stomach.

Life just didn't have any meaning anymore if you couldn't be with him.

The worst part was when he came back to drop off the wedding invite. The carefree enjoying look on their faces as they closed the car doors seemed like the sound of the cage closing once more.

You don't know shit

You don't know shit

About me

You don't know shit, shit, shit, don't know a god damn thing about me

Everything seemed so monochromatic as you grabbed the rosy hued letter stamped with cute hearts and shoved it into the shredder.

Itachi:
Seems like leaving was the right thing to do for (y/n) as her emotions continued to guide and point her towards the right way in life.

Keep looking down on me

I am more than you'll ever be

She buttoned up her jacket as she normally would everyday, taking in the sweet scent of something that finally didn't remind her of him.

Sure, he and his new beloved lived right next to her, right next to the penthouse apartment that they used to live in together. Doesn't mean she couldn't keep on living life like the badass she was.

It was definitely unsettling and kind of insulting when she heard the moans from the other side of her walls, though. Banging on them to get the two to quiet down never really worked, so she was going out to purchase new wallpaper for them now, as well as settle her prospects and do the final viewing of her new house.

Cut me deep but I won't bleed

Strolling leisurely through her front door, the timing was perfect as Itachi and (fucking cunt of a whore) sauntered out from theirs, you made a small wave and slight smile to the two happy new lovers.

Exposing your small tattoo matching to Itachi's own, the girl's expression flashed into a sort of worry and tugged on his sleeve. "Isn't she your soulmate?"
"Don't worry babe, meaningless writings don't define who I love."

Try to kick
Kick
Kick me when I'm down

His words felt like little needles being thrown at you point blank, but keeping your expression strong you held your ground.

"Oh, don't worry hunty. I'll be out soon, just gotta make sure Uchiha exports are all taken care of, after all our equities sell like freshly cut diamonds. Not like you'd know though, you probably haven't experienced the influence of either. Thanks for handing over your company, Itachi!"

"WAIT WHAT-"

You casually jogged off from your home and sashayed down the hall to the corner near the turn. You may not be a gold digger, but you're no heartbroken bitch after a breakup with the worlds next greatest entrepreneur. Profit is profit, and she was sure gonna suck all the profit possible from that disgusting thing you call a "person".

"Gonna be late for my first class private jet, but once I get my bearings I'll be out of your hair for good!" (Y/n) obliged as she organized the belongings in her purse.

And by all means

I've been through hell and I'll make you see

(Y/n) turned the other way, face towards the two but body away facing the opposite direction and lifted her palm in a gesture goodbye, wrist decorated in Swarovski crystals. If he was a ladykiller, then you'd just have to be a vampire slayer, taking back the life he sucked from you when he first set his eyes on another woman the same time his hands were on yours.

"Jya, ne."

Hidan:
I'll be your worst enemy

   He never really was one to talk about his feelings. Not until he had left her for the other, that is. Now she sat on the floor emotionless, with a tub of bleach and a magic eraser burning into the side of her pointer finger ready to make the little hearts and embellished writing disappear, screaming with all her wrath and misery when it just stayed and reddened the rest of her finger.

   Sobs wracked her body as she did her best to push all rational thought away from herself. Tried her best to remember she had an important fight tomorrow, and as a professional she should be seen as one of the strongest people in the world, though at the moment she felt like she was in last place at a race: desperate, scared, confused...

   Weak.

   It doesn't help she was to fight his new shorty in this match. The sound of their kisses were heinously executed wrong notes in the love song of the two previous soulmates. How they managed to find a Switcher was beyond her. But what still lingered in her soul could not be so easily erased, and they had even left her with her now singular and unique marking, the word "eternal" in a beautiful, permanent ink.

   Permanent.

   She let one final cry escape her lips before flipping the little tub containing the deadly chemical onto her beautiful maroon carpet the two of them had picked out together, surely ruining the mood, style, and color of it.

   Just like that girl towards your relationship with your former beloved.

Kakuzu:
Try to kick
Kick
Kick me when I'm down

The only thing you could say was it hurt.

How he threw away fate. Destiny. Trust. Threw away your love.

Threw away you.

It was no doubt he definitely did love you in the beginning. He loved you more than anything he could possibly think of.

Then greed overtook him, and you became nothing but an extra ever of cash flow.

Really, would you ever expect your soulmate to sexually human traffick you? Because it sure did happen. And ruthlessly, at that. He even found himself a better, prettier, more financially efficient bitch. Someone better than you.

And it sure did hurt.

Of all the sinners

You're first in line

It was saddening. It was disgusting. It was inhuman. To simply sell your fated lover's body to people who simply had what you wanted to use it.

But it was him. And it was all you could do to even simply hurt. Because you really did love him.

And you still do, somehow. It's not like you really have a choice.

Deidara:
So go to hell and tell the devil I'm not that far behind.

Of course things are awkward now. They were before him and they sure are now.

Of course it brought this huge array of emotions, emotions that changed too much to describe. But they were there before him, and they sure are now.

Of course you hate them both now, but it's kind of hard to tell them if one of them is fucking dead.

   Like, literally. Somebody shot him in the goddamn face and beat you to the first shot.

   As the super awkward girl in class, it very much surprised you when he grabbed you hand and intertwined your two forefingers together to create the full picture it was supposed to be, as the both of you had matching reflective half hearts on the sides of your fingers, broken but together complete. He seemed to look very surprised when the two fingers fit together like Cinderella's glass slipper. "I'm glad I've finally found you," he said. "This will be fun," he said.

   Fuck you and your decision

   You two had the time of your life together until you found out he got a girl pregnant. That was definitely not you. You never blamed the girl. The baby was still a fetus which meant it was recent, which you had also never expected from him. So you went back home. Confronted him. Gotten the whole "it's not what you think, babe!" speech. The only difference is you'd never be that damsel in distress ever again.

   Cause it's not mine

Once a Transitioner had finally been found to remove the half heart from your forefinger everything went back to normal. You and her became best friends, did everything together. Life got easier. Things changed. He was gone, and though you should have been happy you couldn't help but continue to let your heart hurt. Life couldn't be better for you.

But it would never be truly complete without him.

Sasori, Tobi, Pein, and Suigetsu: will be updated with them finished once wattpad starts doing it's FUCKING JOB GOD DAMN IT

A/N:

im not dead just in a terrible mental state how are you

so so so sorry I've been gone for literal months I'm just so fuCKING BUSY WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL ITS LIKE LIFE HATES ME WHICH IM PRETTY SURE IT DOES GAH

alSO WATTPAD IS WONKING THE FUCK UP AND IT MAKES ME SO MAD BC THE APP FREEZES THEN CRASHES AND TJXIEJDD IVE TRIED GOING ON WATTPAD ON BOTH MY PHONE AND LAPTOP AND EVERY OTHER DEVICE I CAN THINK OF BUT THIS SHIT JUST DOESNT WORK FOR ME AND IDK WHY WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT EAGAIDAHAHDJDHD HELP

so yeah lmao dw about me but I hope you like this, I'll finish the last four when wattpad stops kilLING MY ACCESS FOR NO DAMN REASON UGH IM SO SORRY TTYL MY FRIENDS I CANT PROMISE I WONT DIE BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS HELLA UGH IM SO SORRY RHI-CHAN I HAVENT BEEN ACTIVE AND SHIT YOU CARRY THIS BOOK AND IM SO SORRY IVE BEEN SUCH A BAD COAUTHOR BUT IN THE TIME THAT IVE BEEN WRITING THIS AUTHORS NOTE THE APP HAS CRASHED 4 TIMES AND IVE GIVEN UP ON COUNTING IM SORRY BUE I LOVE YOU

word count: 1983
^^(holy shit wtf hoW)