One Direction. . . 

Get ready, because the chapter after this is on all their fan-fics

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You're kidding me, right? NO I DON'T CARE THAT ZAYN IS MARRYING SOME GIRL NAMED PERRIE AND THIS GIRL NAMED ELEANOR IS SOMEWHERE WITH ONE OF THE ONE DIRECTION CRAP!!!

Now, don't get me wrong, I like One Direction. I just don't like One Direction.

Does that make sense? Probably not. . . 

I like One Direction's songs, like I could jump around my room jamming out to That's what Makes You Beautiful, and One Thing, and Story Of My Life, and Best Song Ever, and They Don't Know About us

But I honestly think they are way more popular than they should be

I used, keyword:used to like Zayn, but I got over that after a week. I always hated guys with big curly hair, so I have no idea how Harry's hair is a big 'turn on'.

Niall, is okay I guess, but I don't like him that much. . . Louis, I don't know anyone who crushes on him the most, and then there is Liam.

Everyone knows I have a GIGANTIC CRUSH on Liam Hemsworth, so I put on my agenda Liam+E___

Someone had the guts to downright tell me that I should be crushing more on Liam from 1D instead of Liam Hemsworth

Uh, excuse me? How about you go jump off a freaking get out of my face bridge. I can crush on who I freaking want, you do not, and I mean NOT have a right to tell me I should like Liam, whatever the heck his last name is, more than Liam Hemsworth JUST BECAUSE HE'S FROM ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!

There's a kid I know named Louis, he's awful looking, but girls have a crush on him BECAUSE HIS NAME IS LOUIS!!!!!!!!!!

Are you kidding me, the guy is ugly, but his names a big 'turn on'.

Sometimes I just want to punch directioners in the face.

I don't hate you, One Direction. I bet you guys are really nice and maybe sweet in real life, but you seriously need to control your directioners

Like seriously, they are ruining my entire life!!!!!!

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