Looots happened.

A while back, Met somebody who doesn't like me-  red man and milindy.
I've realized after meeting people,

I'm reALLy annoying and barely anybody likes mE.

I mean I am loud- and annoying and talk waay too much..

But hey better to have real friends who like your annoying self then bad ones who dont!

Sadly  Tarzan is not one of those friends who like it.
I'm a background noise to him apparently
Am I surprised?

No.

Yea well came to see sally agAIn.
It was just a visit!

..b u t.
Sally said.. that we could talk about dAtes if I was ~human~

......
You know what I had to do.

I asked Tarzan if he would help me rob magic maker-
He didn't want to upset her so we just talked to her.

She didn't have the potion but i had high hopes that Poultry Man did...

We broke- ahem, walked into the poultry cave in style.
First place we were gonna look for was the Kitchen.

Uh so we didn't find it cause the poultry cave tunnels are FRICKEN LONG!
But
We stole a mirror, and a painting.

Behind that painting was a secret room so we went in, Lots of weird stuff. But this workspace room thing held the brightest yellow potion I've ever s e e n

So we stole it! And drank it!!! TARZAN BECAME A CAT AHAHAH.
And I became human!!! I WAS TALLER THEN TaRZAn! That's an accomplishment.

I tried to hug Tarzan cat but... :( Tarzan wouldn't let me.

LIKe JeeZ tarzan is so meeeeean- I just want a hug and lovE! dID YoU giVE mE SeEDs aND EXpExT mE to flY AwAy? NAH BISH, I STAY.  I AM GROWING uP WItH yOU-

I still will wait for the day Tarzan realizes he needs me :,)
....

That day could be the second before he dies now that I think about it-

Ooh I need to be kidnapped to make this day come soONER!!! And nobody will dIE!

Is it possible to kidnap myself?

Haha tie myself to a tree and blame it on poultry man- oo or the red man!

Nah that's probably a bad idea- I'll just have to live with no hug.

Oh

Oh.. I cursed- i sAid one of those bad words!! Forgot which one but yEA i said one because Tarzan didn't think I cOUld!

He didn't even c a r e after I did that.

I swear- tarzan doesn't have e m o t i o n.

After that I was just miNding my business when s o m e o n e, A little ferret came claiming to be poultry man and he bIT ME! 
He needed my bLOod to be human cause I drank his potion- I felt really cool being bitten which was weird but y e s .

Then I was thinking about how he was gonna be human and probably make me a parrot again so I z o o m to sallys- well I had to stop and find some red flowers first.

WelP found Sally, she didn'trecognize me at first , gave her flowers- went for a walk.
It was evening. Started to get dark- got waay too dark and we couldn't see.
Had to set up camp..

I'LL HAvE you kNOw I'm VErY AFRaID oF ThE dArK-

We- aHEM I, The manly self I aM set up a campfire.. still was kinda dark-

Little campfire didn't keep sally very warm so I gave her my lab coat thingy that I wear.

and oooh I had a yaaawn and I stretched and oH nOOOOOOOO!
My arm felllll to where I put my arm around Sally as we watched the campfirrreeeee....

Haha yes- we laid back and watched the stars for a bit. I complimented sally on how gorgeous she is.
She-
She rolled her eyes?

WhatDoesThatMean?

IThinkItWasGood.

M a b y e .

Dunno-
She said the compliment was cute-
I t h I n k she actually meant it....

And then we held handddsss~
And then she fell asleeeepp~
And then I didn't sleeeppp~
And then a wolf ate my shoulderrrr~

I was bleeding aLLLLL night while sally hugged my arm. c:  

The date was wonderful- All great and I am sO glad i thought of this.

Morning came, walking back to the tree house.

And of course since I didn't know how much longer I was staying human,

Igaveherakiss.

Probably the best idea e v e r in history

Flew to find poultry man because I didn't know who else would heal my shoulder-

I got all healed up- had to lIE about what happened, apologized for robbing him and he forgave me.

All was cool!

And sense all was cool...Thought I'd  ask about Sally-

Another best idea ever.

He got s c a r y . 

He said to NOT touch her hand with her consent or to kiss her.

W e l l l, already failedddd- I was told to  immediately leave and apologize to Sally- uH yEa I flew back to Sally.

She didn't c a r e that i kissed her or held her hand- She was upset that  I didn't tell her I was hurt. 

It was good! Went back to the poultry cave- still didn't get my coat.

Found out poultry man fOLLowed mE.
Now that I think back at it,

I should've predicted that.  

Well
He allowed me a c h a n c e with Sally- 

It was good enough!

Only small scary talk ,
I was ready to head home. And I did-

Just wondered around for a bit, Sally still had my lab coat thingy- So I was a bit colD even thoUgh I was in the jUNGLe!

I was bored-
Until suddenly,

Who I thought was PM, just with no mask and natural wings came and approached me with a knife!!!!

I was scared ish. I mean, I could die. Already got my kiss from sally, No hug from tarzan but eh. Never getting it anyways.

He claimed himself as Levi, Though people called him Foultry.
This Levi came to rOb me....

I had literally nothing.
I could only offer my glasses and seeds- aNd hE wAntEd tHem, but I was willing to give up my l i f e for that stuff.

Haha I'm dumb.

I had nothing to live for but that hug- and Levi was gonna let me hug Tarzan before he would kill me!

But pfff, Tarzan would kill me first before Levi-

Yea then he wouldn't kill me so I called him w e a k , and apparently he gets that a lot!!!!!! So rude!!

He also curses a lot- hes like a......

A mix between PM and Tarzan-
But c o o l e r

He even liSTENED tO ME- he dIDNt maKe fUn oF iT, or say what I said was d u m b .

He
Felt
Like
A
Frieeeend.

Apparently I remind Levi when he was a kid- wHICh MaKES It eVen bETTER, cOOL FRIEnds whO ARE BASIcALLY EACHOtHer-

Ah I'm getting ahead of myself, He'll probably just end up ignoring me and yet again, I will become a background noise.

W e l l he was about to leave but stole my glasses before so. My hit to his hand was not strong enough to stop himm..

Now I cant see because apparently I need gLASSes.

To Levi the glasses were a reminder to come back.. but I dont expect him to come back. -_-

Now I just have no coat,
No glasses-

....somebodys gonna steal my butterfly pin oh no-  OR MY WINGS OH NO!

I must h i d e from human activity.

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(SorryIfThisChapterSeemsAwkwardWithoutArt-)