THE HATEFUL EIGHT🫰

Hobi Guess who's going
on a date!

Yoongles😻 Me.

Hobi Let other people
have the spotlight, Yoongs!

Mirae Oh my god, Hobi!
Really?! Who with?!

Hobi Oh no, not me! I'm
third wheeling it with you
and Yoongs.

Yoongles😻 What?

Jin He's talking about me. 🫢

Mirae JINNIE!!!

Mirae Finally?!

Jin Finally!

Mirae Yay!! I'm so excited for
you!

Mirae But wait, why does Hobi
know about this before me?

Jin I only told him first
because he happened to
be the first person I saw
soon afterward.

Jin Thanks Hoseok-ah, btw, for
spilling the beans and getting
me in trouble.

Hobi No problem!

Mirae I want to be frustrated with
you, but I'm way too excited!

Joon Hyung, that's great!
Congrats!

Jiminie Our little Seokjin is
growing up!

Jin Watch it, Jimin.

Jiminie 😅

Mirae I better be the first to get a
report of how it goes!

Jin Of course!

Kookie Yah! I should be
the first!

Mirae Why?!

Kookie It's guy stuff!

Mirae We've had this discussion,
Kookie. I'm one of the guys
unless you're all talking about
your dick sizes.

Yoongles😻 Wait, what?

Kookie Well, I started the
conversation about girls
that night you told him
about her!

Mirae But that's just it! I told him
about her! I was the matchmaker!

Kookie 😤 Fine.

Tae Not to steal your thunder,
Hyung, but...I've been talking
to Duri.

Mirae WHAT?!?!

Tae 🫣

Jin Well, you did.

Jin But tell us about it anyway!

Mirae Did you ask her out?!

Tae No. I haven't gotten the
nerve.

Tae I envy you, Hyung.

Jin Okay, then I forgive you
for stealing my thunder.

Yoongles😻 Are you talking
about Duri from music class?

Mirae Yes, he is!

Yoongles😻 She's definitely
into you, Taehyung. I've seen
the look on her face when she
looks at you. Often.

Mirae I TOLD you, Tae!

Tae Yeah, yeah.

Jin If you like her, you should
ask her out. You already
know that she feels the same.
And you will feel so relieved
to have everything confirmed.

Joon You guys are lucky. So,
take advantage of it.

Mirae What about Sooah, Joon?
Has anything happened
there?

Joon No.

Mirae Why?

Joon I've just had a lot on my
mind.

Mirae Do you not feel the same
way as she does?

Joon I'm not sure.

Mirae I love your pragmatic and
rational brain, Joon.

Mirae But that kind of stuff can often
go out the window when it comes
to matters of the heart.

Mirae And it probably should. Because
love isn't always logical.

Joon I think that's what
scares me.

Mirae Let it go, Joon. Not everything
has to be perfect. It's okay to
let your guard down sometimes.

Mirae It's okay to be vulnerable.

Joon I'll keep all that in
mind.

Jiminie Is no one curious
about my love life?

Tae Nah.

Joon Yes, because it'll get the
spotlight off of me.

Mirae I am!

Jiminie Mirae! My love, my life!
You're the only one who loves
me! 😭

Mirae 🫶

Mirae But... (There's a "but", right?)

Jiminie There's a "but".

Jiminie Maybe someone else
might love me, too? 😬

Mirae I swear to god, Park Jimin, if
you don't give me details right
this second...

Mirae Is it Jiyoo?!

Jiminie No, actually. I tried to
talk to her, but she was really
aloof.

Jiminie She just didn't seem as
interested as you thought she
was, I guess. She kinda just
pushed me aside.

Jiminie And I don't mean that bad
toward you! I was just kinda
surprised.

Mirae No offense taken, Jiminie.
I was just trying to help.

Mirae But I'm not always right.

Yoongles😻 Someone document
this moment! She admitted it!

Mirae Oh, hush!

Kookie 😂

Jiminie ANYWAY

Jiminie Regardless, approaching
her gave me confidence to talk
to other girls.

Jiminie I met Youra when I was
nursing my wounds from Jiyoo's
rejection. I went to our bench
outside the school. And she was
there.

Mirae Youra? Pretty name! But
I can't put a name with a face.

Jiminie Cho Youra. She's in our
Literature class.

Jiminie She participates in class a
lot. LONG, dark hair. Kinda shy,
but also confident.

Mirae Hmm, I'd likely know her
if I saw her. Point her out to me
sometime, Jiminie!

Jiminie I will! Anyway, we got to
talking, and exchanged numbers.

Jiminie And now I'm taking her
out.

Mirae Minie!! I'm so happy and
excited for you!

Hobi UGH!

Hobi Am I the only one who
doesn't have any girl news to
report?

Joon I mean, I literally just said
that I have nothing going on
romantically. So...yeah.

Mirae I don't have any girl news
to report.

Hobi I love you so much,
Haebaragi, but shut up.

Mirae 😂 I'm so sorry, Hobi love.

Mirae Can't end this convo without
being nosy in your love life, Kookie.

Mirae Sooo...Naree?

Kookie We've been talking
a lot. I haven't asked her out.

Kookie But I'm thinking about
getting her some flowers.

Mirae Omg, do it!!

Kookie Do you think she'll be
upset that I didn't ask her out
instead?

Mirae Any sort of recognition will
make her day!

Kookie That's good to know.

Mirae As with everyone else, I expect
a full report!

Kookie Of course. Shall I
turn in the dissertation to
you directly, or will you accept
it via email?

Mirae Whatever is more convenient
for you, my sweet Kookie! 😉

Kookie 🙄😜

Yoongles😻 Does anyone want
to know about my plans for
a date?

Joon No.

Jiminie Rather not.

Mirae Me!

Kookie Eh.

Hobi Of course, so I can know
where to be!

Jin I mean, maybe later?

Tae You're shitting me, right
Yoongles?

Yoongles😻 All of you are hopeless.

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BANGTAN

Namjoon You know we
actually do want to know
about your plans, right,
Yoongi?

Yoongi Really?

Taehyung Well, yeah. Gotta
make sure they're up to par
with what Rae deserves.

Yoongi Why didn't you guys just
say that in the main chat?

Jimin Does she know what
you're planning?

Yoongi No.

Taehyung Thought not.🙄
Work with us here, Yoongles.

Seokjin We're not in the business
of ruining things for her.

Yoongi Ah, I didn't even think
about it. Thanks for that, guys.

Hoseok Okay, so what are we
doing?!

Yoongi Suddenly, I'm having
second thoughts about telling
you.

Namjoon Ignore him. He's
just trying to rile you up.

Hoseok I am not! Just
spreading happiness through
laughter.

Hoseok I am hilarious.

Jimin Yeah, sure you are.

Hoseok More hilarious than
Seokjin Hyung.

Seokjin Hey!

Jungkook Shut up and let
the guy explain!

Yoongi My parents are going
to Busan for the weekend, so
on Saturday night, I'm going to
make sundubu-jjigae for her.

Yoongi It's one of her favorites,
and she told me the other day
that she hasn't had it in a
long time.

Yoongi I wanted to do a picnic
under the stars,but it's looking
like that night is going to be
way too cold.

Yoongi So, I bought a bunch of
those glow in the dark plastic
stars that you can stick on walls,
and I put them all on the ceiling
in my living room when she
wasn't around.

Yoongi I'm going to move the
furniture so there's plenty of space,
lay down a blanket, turn down the
lights, and we'll eat dinner there.

Yoongi So, a bit different than what
I'd originally wanted to do...

Yoongi But still a picnic under the
stars.

Seokjin Good god, Yoongi.

Yoongi ?

Jimin No other girl should
ever know about this.

Namjoon Seriously.

Yoongi I don't understand.

Jungkook Are you just trying
to make literally everyone else
look bad?

Yoongi No... What?

Hoseok You sure I can't join?
Cause this is like the sweetest
shit I've ever heard.

Yoongi So you guys think she'll
like it?

Namjoon Are you kidding me?

Jimin You could probably
propose to her and she'd marry
you right then and there.

Taehyung But don't you dare
do that.

Yoongi So, up to par, Taehyung?

Taehyung More so.

Taehyung Good job, Yoongles.