Emily's PoV

After Frisk and I calmed down from laughing we looked at the chubby skeleton. "Heheh... The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny." "True." "Anyways you guys are humans right?" We nod. "That's hilarious." "Why is that hmm?" I ask. "I'm Sans. Sans the skeleton." I want to make a joke so badly. Well Sans hope you like puns. "Hiya Sans I'm Emily this is Frisk. It's Sansational to meet you." Well they probably hate me. Frisk just glares at me. They hate me. I look towards Sans and he's smiling even more. "Wow kid I didn't know you could be so humerus." Oh my gosh I love this guy. "Neither of you continue please." Frisk begs. "Fine but I've got a skeleton for later." "OH MY GOD EMILY!" I just smile like an idiot as Sans continues. "I'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now. But... y'know... I don't really care about capturing anybody. Now my brother Papyrus, he's a human hunting fanatic. Hey, actually, I think I see him up ahead. I have an idea. Go through that gate. Yeah my bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone." We walk through the gate and Sans continues talking. "Quick behind that conveniently shaped lamp Frisk." "Where am I supposed to hide?!" "Just duck behind my sentry post over there." I dash past Frisk and dive behind the counter. As I poke my head over the counter a tall skeleton walks into view. "Sup, bro?" "YOU KNOW WHAT'S SUP BROTHER. YOU HAVEN'T RECALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES IN OVER A WEEK. YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!" "Staring at this lamp." IS HE TRYING TO GIVE FRISK AWAY?! Actually no nevermind I see what he's doing. "It's really cool. Do you wanna look?" "NO! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE?! I WANT TO BE READY!! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN! THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... WILL GET ALL THE THING I UTTERLY DESERVE." How is his scarf doing that we're underground!? You know what screw logic I mean I'm watching two skeletons talk to each other and I've seen a talking flower. I should've forgotten about logic. 

"RESPECT

RECOGNITION!

 I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! PEOPLE WILL ASK, TO, BE MY, FRIEND? I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING." Okay this is kind of sad. Like sadder than me shipping myself with anime characters. Forget about me though back to Papyrus. "hmm... Maybe that lamp will help you?" "SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!" "Hey, take it easy I've gotten a ton of work done. A skeleton." I cover my mouth to hold in my laugh. He turns away and looks into the forest and I swear I can hear a faint da da dun tss. "SANS!!" "Come on you're smiling." "I AM AND I HATE IT! SIGH WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME HAVE TO DO SO MUCH TO GET RECOGNIZED?!" "Wow, sounds like you're really working yourself..." I see where this is going. "Down to the bone. " Again that da da dun tss. A small chuckle escapes my mouth. Papyrus looks around before continuing"SANS!  I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES! AND FOR YOU PUT A LITTLE MORE... BACKBONE INTO IT! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! (I think that's exactly the same)" Papyrus runs off and I start to move out of hiding but he turns around and let's out another "HEH!" "Ok, you can come out now." Frisk and I both come out of hiding and I ask, "Why'd you turn away whenever you made a pun? Also did anyone else here da da dun tss?" "Yeah I heard that too." "You guys oughta get going he might come back. Then you might have to sit through more hilarious jokes." "Come on Emily let's hurry." "Why they're sansational." "YOU ALREADY USED THAT JOKE!" "Doesn't mean it's not funny." "Actually, hey hate to bother you guys but can you do a favor for me?" "If it involves puns no." Frisk says glaring at Sans. "It doesn't don't worry.  My brother's been kind of upset lately and seeing you two might just makes his day." "No thanks I like having a soul." Frisk says trying to drag me away. "Don't worry Papyrus won't hurt a fly." "Still no." Frisk says still pulling me. "Frisk you won't get far pulling me. We have like a nine year age difference." Frisk growls and stands next to me. "Could be fun. Besides if he's harmless there's a small chance I will die by Toriel if she finds out." "Thanks a million. I'll meet you guys up there." Sans walks in the opposite direction towards the Ruins and I drag Frisk after Papyrus. "I'm not going unless you carry or drag me." "Fine then..." I squat down. "get on my back." Frisk's smile widens and she jumps onto my back. "Wow you're light. Nevermind that, ONWARDS! To adventure."

Frisk's PoV

I leap onto Emily's back and she says "Wow you're light. Nevermind that, ONWARDS! To adventure!" She yells pointing forward. "Go sis horsey!" Nei- Wait did you call me sis?" "Yeah. Are you not okay with that?" "No I've just never had any siblings so that just kind of surprised me." "Come on horsey let's go solve some puzzles. "Okay sis! Onward. I mean neigh whinny horse noises whatever." Playing horse with Emily fills me with joy and determination. Save.

That was just a stupid idea but I think it's cute. Anyways I feel accomplished. I made five chapters today. Now I'm done. Maybe. If the quality decreases it's 7:37 at the moment I'm writing this part. Night guys! Might be idiotic and start a chapter you guys can see difference in typing I'll point it out or something.

-Kitty Nya ~

Word Count: One thousand seven