Dear diary

Me and Emma's first date was certainly one to remember

So we went to a fancy restaurant I wore a tuxedo while she wore a long sparkly navy blue dress we both were led inside

Then the waiter comes up and asks me on a date I literally was laughing and told him I was lesbian he left quicker
Then I thought an 19 year old boy could

We were sent a different waiter this time he was professional

we ordered our starters I got bread while she got soup I hate soup it spilled down her when an elderly couple was walking by the woman was blind she apologised but Emma said it was done truth be told it was because you can't blame an elderly lady for being blind it's not her fault 

The woman thanked us and we continued on with our date until a waiter no older then 15 I would guess tripped and cake went all over me, me and Emma laughed and the waiter apologised

I said it was fine cause a closer inspection showed that he had a prospect leg and the bullies tripped him

Well me and Emma took care of them and they were bang for hurting a waiter we got our food and desserts then left

We enjoyed it not how I imagined my first date but I actually enjoyed it

Singed

Savannah