Our boi is fighting on this chapter

Y/N POV

It's been a whole week since i arrived to this new dimension, and met the "savage in bed" Noire

She broked me more than once in a week, but the weirdest thing is, she is way more dominant than normal

Example? She made me wear a F*CKING COLLAR WHERE IT'S WROTTE: "If lost return to it's master, Noire"

Am i a f*cking dog or something? Okay calm down, maybe she is just care too much about me, and want to make she i'm with her forever

Wait that's a yandere style...

Please don't tell me that Noire is a yandere

Author: Nope, but there are good story about a yandere Noire

Oh cool, giving the name in the comment after that?

Author: Yes

Let's return to the subject

So as i was saying about yandere Noire, she said the CPU would be coming for a talk or something, and i should not get out of our room or else she will kill me

As the men i was, i tried go talk with her

Result: She tortured me in a gentle way, until i said yes

I just hope that there is not a transformed Plutia here....

I heard some commotion in the main room, as i knew that the CPU were here

Until the time pass, i will play Miracle Force( Gacha with all the Idea factory and compile heart series, so check it out)

Timeskip

It's been 7 hours and they are still here, what are they doing?

Guess i have no choice but to spy on them

As i was about to open the door, someone did it first from the other side, and to my surprise, it was Neptune, transformed, and she had the same aura that Noire

Y/N: ......

Neptune: ....

Y/N: Good evening

She took out her sword, and tried to slash me

As the brave men that i am, i ran away, FAST

Neptune: You fake! HOW DARE YOU!?

Y/N: DARE WHAT?! BEING MYSELF?!

NEPTUNE: SHUT UP! NO ONE IS EQUAL TO HIM, AND NO ONE SHOULD COPY HIM!

Y/N: You're right on that point, no one can be my equal, BUT THAT'S NOT A REASON TO CHASE ME WITH YOUR SWORD!

???: Sis!

We turned our head, to see Nepgear, looking first worried, then got a face full of rage after she saw me

Y/N: Please don't, i'm the real one

Nepgear didn't answer, but shoot at me a beam, that just destroyed the room i slept in

Y/N: .... I won't say anything or i will jinx it

Neptune: Jinx what?

Y/N: That all the other CPU will come and chase me, of course

I deadpanned, as i looked at Neptune, smirking at me

Y/N: Why?

All the other CPU come to see what was happening, and got the same treatment than Nepgear

I hate my life, i hate you author

Author: Don't worry, i have the best thing for you

What is i-

Time skip that's what

I was running for my life for the past 3 hours, dodging all attack they sent at me, as i was exhausted

Vert: You can't escape anymore

Blanc: We will f*cking kill you!

Y/N: You know what?

I took my short off, and toss it to the ground

Y/N: I had enough of this

I took a sword from no one expect the Author know where, and assumed a battle stance

Y/N: Come at me! THE MC POWER IS WITH ME!

Their eyes widened, but shook it off just after

Neptune: What can you do alone?

Y/N: The best cooking in the world, BECAUSE I'M THE GOD OF COOKING!

Their eyes widened again, but this time they didn't shook it off

Y/N: And you know how did i become the god of cooking?!

I then stabbed the sword onto the ground, and looked at them sternly

Y/N: I became the god of cooking, after it was able to make you all smile when you took your first bite!

It was the final strike for them to realize, as Noire was coming our way

Noire: What's the matter? Y/N?! I told you to stay on the room!

Y/N: It got destroyed

Noire: How?

Y/N: Magic

She looked at me blankly, before i felt death behind me

I turned slowly, and could see an Angry Blanc, Vert, Neptune, Nepgear and Uni looking at us like they wanted to kill me

Y/N: It was Arfoire fault

I pointed at the Virtua forest

Y/N: She is hiding there

In a second they vanished out of sight, as i was left alone with the Twins, and Noire

Y/N: So, uh, want me to cook something?

Noire: After you punishement

Y/N: I was a good boy

Noire: Not enough~

She grabbed me, and took me to her "torture room" that was basically her office

Timeskip followed by some scream from Y/N

I was dead, in the inside of course, or this story will be boring

It's been a whole month since i arrived to this dimension, and it wad one hard life here

When you have 6 CPU following you everywhere, no matter what's the time, and destroy your mind in bed, i don't know how i'm able to stand

I was in the forest, hunting something to eat, because i don't like the food from the city, it wasn't fresh and all of that

As i was walking in the forest, i could see Uzume but with blue hair and all of her attire in blue or black

Y/N: It's nice seeing you here, Uzume

She turned around, a little shocked to see me, but soon smiled

Uzume?: Of course it's good to see you too, Y/N

Y/N: So, something happened when i was gone?

Uzume?: Well, how about i show you?

I blinked, and the second after that, we were back at the shitty dimension

Y/N: Wow, i love the destroy building, it looked destroyed

Uzume?: Any smart ass comment?

Y/N: I like turtle

Uzume?: Really?

Y/N: Yes, Turtle are the best, change my mind

Uzume?: Can someone even change it?

Y/N: Well, there is..... uhhhhh.... leave me an hour and i will find

Uzume?: I'm afraid you don't have that much time

Y/N: Wut?

I was pushed into a portal, by Uzume, who smirked, and blow a kiss at me

I was then in a base or something, as i hear fighting in the distance

I walked to the room, where all the commotion was going, and see all the NORMAL CPU, fighting a robot with a cool armor

Well, time to be a hero

Cool robot: You can't beat me, CPU!

Neptune: We will prevail, no matter what!

The cool robot started to laugh

Cool robot: I will maje you vanish, like that Y/N guy!

He was about to swing his sword, before he was interrupted by my laugh

Cool robot: Who is laughing?!

Y/N: You think that i vanished!?

I jumped between them, as they wore a look of shock

Cool Robot: Who are you?!

I appeared behind him, as he was searching for me

Y/N: This way

He turned to me, as i was smirking

Y/N:

Everyone got a look of shock, as the robot started to get angry

Angry cool robot: How dare you call me, Affimojas, a retard?! YOU'RE JUST A HUMAN!

Y/N: Come at me then

He charged at me, as he vanished, and appear behind me

I was, however, fatser, andelbowed him in the face, making him go back

Y/N: You idiot, just because you vanish doesn't mean i can't sense you

I kicked him in the gut and in the face, making him roll in the air

I jumped, punched him and kicked him into a wall

(Stop the ost)

The smirk on my face vanished, as it was changed by a blank look

Y/N: I'm tired now, you all take care of the rest

Before i could walk, i was tackled to the ground by 10 girls, and you know who is it

Y/N: I missed you all

They all wiped their tears off, as Affimojas soon came back

Before he could do something, he was sent into the wall, AGAIN

Poor wall

4 girls that i didn't know, came as i learned they were called

B/C/K/S-Sha

They talked to the CPU and all of that so they could get a power up

They got a new transformation called NEXT form

It was cool, but not as cool as me

I felt someone watching me, as i turn to the gold third

K-Sha looked at me weirdly, as my Noire sense were on their alert

I then walked to Noire, and hugged her, surprising her

Noire: W-What are you doing?!

Y/N: Hugging you, you don't want it?

Before she could answer, i felt a death aura behind me, as i smirked

I turned around, and see K-Sha with guns

Y/N: Oh? YOU'RE APPROCHING ME? INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY YOU'RE APPROCHING ME?

K-Sha: I can't kill the shit out of you without getting closer

Y/N: OH OH! THEN COME AS CLOSE AS YOU LIKE

She started to walk at me, as i readied myself

She was a meter away from me, as i launched my hand toward her

Her intinct took in, as she aimed her gun at me

Y/N: Rock Paper Scissor!

She looked at me confused, as i smiled

Y/N: The one who win have a special date with Noire

Her eyes widened, as she smirked too

K-Sha: Bring it!

I beat her, 3-0

K-Sha: My date....

Y/N: Don't worry, i will go on a date with you

She looked at me, shocked, and blushed crimson

C-Sha: Oh? Bold one to ask a date

Y/N: Trust me, i can be way bolder than that

She walked to me, and stared into my eyes

C-Sha: How much~?

Y/N: The final destination

She smiled at me, and gave me a paper

C-Sha: Call me after all this mess, we will see that

I then felt my money was in danger, as i looked at B-Sha

B-Sha: For looking at me, it's 5 millions credit!

Y/N: For asking me that much, it's 10 million credit

She flinched, and looked at me shyl

B-Sha: I-I don't have that much....

Y/N: Then how about we become associate, and got a lot of money?

She smiled in a instant, and nod at me cutely

I then turned to the last one, and got a blank face, like her

S-Sha: Who are you?

Y/N: Not interested

Everyone giggled, as S-Sha eyes twitched

S-Sha: Answer me

Y/N: No

In a instant, she was behind me, her sword pointed at my back

S-Sha: Answer me.

Y/N: Like i said....

I vanished, and appear behind her, holding her sword

Y/N:

She was nervous, as i soon laughed

Y/N: Nah, just kidding, i'm Y/N L/N, the one and only god of cooking

S-Sha: Interested. Show me

I then took a cookie and give it to her

She took a bite, and got a huge smile on her face

The other gold third were shocked

Gold third: HOW?!

Y/N: I could give a smile to a angry Blanc with less than that, so she isn't something difficult

I turned to Nepgear and Uni, and tossed them two things

A remote for Nepgear, that will call an army of robot as strong as all the CPU just for one robot

And a little box to Uni, where when she press the main button, a full set of weapon appeat in front of her, making hee have a lot of choice

Y/N: Now, i hope Blanc don't get too angry and start to kill me like the day i broke her wall

I then got punched in the back of the head, and see it was Blanc, with her signature Red eyes face

Blanc: What are you saying?!

Y/N: The truth

She was about to hit me again, before i was pulled by Vert, as she hugged me

Vert: No need to fight, we don't want him to die, right~?

Y/N: I swear to my pride as a cook that if you try to smother me, i will have a PTSD

She smiled, and smother me, god i hate my life sometime

In a instant, i was behind her, as she turned around

I flicked her forehead, as i had a thick mark on my head

Y/N: Never do that again

I felt two person hugging me from behind, as it was Noire and Neptune

Noire: You have some explanation to do mister

Neptune: Yes, and you don't have the choice

Y/N: Do i ever have a choice with you all?

All: Nope!

Here we go again, wait what am i saying?

It's the end of the chapter? ALREADY?!

BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO FIGHT!

Author: Yeah don't care

Chapter 9: Finished