Ch. 3: Side Delivery
With the Imp boys, the two were walking towards a certain building.
"Not expecting to run a errand during the Bachelor party." Blitz said.
"I just have to drop off something for Emily." Fizz said.
"Did it have to be this big?" Blitz asked, carrying a rather large object.
"She's got a bigger taste for things than Charlie. Figuratively and literally." Fizz said, grinning.
"I doubt that." Blitz said, groaning a bit.
Fizzarolli just laughed as he remembered the first time he was invited to family dinner with Ozzie.
He never thought he'd see someone beat Bee in a food eating contest... he still wonders where the fork went.
'She couldn't have eaten it, right? That's just insane.' Fizz thought.
"Alright, we're here Fizz." Blitz said as they came to a stop.
Fizz walked up to the door and was about to knock... when a certain fallen angel princess opened it and hugged him.
"Uncle Fizz! You made it!" Emily said with a smile.
"Yeah, well, I figured I'd drop of something for you while I was in the city." Fizz said, hugging her back.
"And I'm here to help, just so you know." Blitz said, still holding the large item.
"Oh, you must be the infamous, Blitz I've heard so much about." Emily said, breaking the hug. "Nice to meet you!"
"Infamous in a good way or a bad way?" Blitz asked.
"A little of both but I prefer the good way. Let me help you with that." Emily said, going to help Blitz put down the large item.
"Thank fucking christ, thought my arms were going to fall off if I held that any longer." Blitz said, stretching his back.
"Hey, my arms are the ones fall off. That why I had you carry it." Fizz said with a cheeky grin.
"Oh very funny, Fizz. What is this thing anyway?" Blitz asked, gesturing to the package.
"Open it up and see." Fizz said to Emily.
Emily went over and opened it, revealing a LOT of muffins and other sweets that are only available in Lust.
"Eeeeeeeeeeh!" Emily squealed loudly, making Blitz and Fizz cover their ears.
"Motherfucker! She's so loud over cakes?!" Blitz shouted in pain.
"You get used to it." Fizz said.
"Uncle Fizz, thank you! I have been craving pasties from Lust for weeks but I was too busy with work to get them!" Emily said, smiling widely. "Oh I can't wait to dig into these."
"Try to save some for everyone else." Fizz said as Emily picked up the pastry display all by herself.
"I will, I promise!" Emily said as she brought them inside. "Come on in!"
They went inside the hotel.
'So this is the Hazbin Hotel I've heard so much about.' Blitz thought, looking around the interior.
He didn't see anything that really popped out to be honest. It all just looked fancy and well maintained but the lack of employees was noticeable since only one guy was at the front desk and a single maid was cleaning the den.
Emily placed the sweets on the bar.
"Got some good stuff, Husk." Emily said, "Straight from Lust."
"Yeah... I think I'll pass, who knows how many are cum filled." Husk said.
"Cum filled?" Niffty asked, raising her head.
"Oh don't worry, all of these aren't cream filled and if they are, it's normal cream." Fizz said, leaning on the bar. "I know Emily is asexual, so getting her erotic pastries would just make her mad."
"Thank you, Uncle Fizz." Emily said as she grabbed a muffin and ate it.
"And I've seen the videos online, I don't want her coming after me." Fizz added.
"What videos?" Blitz asked.
"UGH! Why is that video still up?! And it's not that bad, I just ate one things by accident in my sleep!" Emily said, holding her finger up.
"Emily, you were sleep walking and ate HALF A CAR!" Fizz said.
"... your point?" Emily asked, tilting her head.
"You are half s fucking car in your sleep?!" Blitz shouted in shock. "How is that even possible?!"
"She's a glutton. Literally." Fizz said as Emily pouts.
"I am not." Emily said, before grabbing a bottle of Vodka, "I just... never actually needed to eat in heaven, and want to know what I've been missing."
"Never needed to eat? Like anything?" Blitz asked.
"Nope. And get this, when she first arrived, she ate out an entire buffet restaurant." Husk said with a grin. "Even ate a chair."
"It was very tasty!" Emily argued.
"It was Mahogany, kid." Husk said.
"You know, I have a lot of paperwork to deal with, so I'm just going to head to my office." Emily said, drinking from the vodka bottle before looking ag Husk, "Oh you son of a bitch."
"What?" Husk asked, smirking slightly.
"You filled this with water." Emily said, holding up the "vodka" bottle.
"It's healthier for you." Husk said.
"Do you even hear yourself! I know forca fact you drink 5 bottles of rum a day!" Emily said, throwing and smashing the bottle against the floor.
"I've got it!" Niffty shouted, rushing over to clean up the broken bottle.
"See and that's why I don't want to see you drink so much." Husk said, pointing at Emily with his tail. "You're a bit of a hot head."
"She must just be cranky, being hungry all the time could do that." Blitz suggested.
Instead of replying to them, Emily just walked away while giving double fingers.
'Wow, she used to be an angel? Heaven has some pretty low standards.' Blitz thought.
"Well, we should probably go before she gets hungry." Fizz said, "Come on, Blitz, like you said, the night is young."
"Su-Wait, what do you mean "before she gets hungry?" She eats people too?!" Blitz said in shock.
"No...maybe." Fizz said, walking to the exit. "I don't know."
"You don't know?! Fizz! FIZZ!" Blitz said, running after him.
The two imps walked away from the hotel.
"Are you going to answer me or are you just going to let me have nightmares?" Blitz asked.
"I'll tell you after we get to our next stop and relax. Emily doesn't just go around eating people." Fizz said.
"Oh thank Satan on a stick." Blitz said in relief.
"At least... not actual flesh." Fizz said, stroking bis chin. "She goes for organs."
Blitz looked at him like he just grew a second head.
"FUCKING ORGANS?!" Blitz shouted in shock.
Fizz could only laugh at Blitz's reaction as they called for a taxi.
"So, while we wait, how about you tell me your plan to add to the royal infant army." Blitz said.
"I mean, that wouldn't be for a while." Fizz said.
"But you're still planning right?" Blitz asked with a grin, nudging Fizz. "I can just imagine a tiny you juggling in the crib."
"Don't be ridiculous, man. That's too young to be juggling." Fizz said with a chuckle.
"You gotta start 'em young. You know, like walking... or smoking." Blitz said.
"-_- Don't even joke about that. No daughter or son of mine is going to be a filthy smoker....at least until their 18th birthday." Fizz said, crossing his arms. "This may be hell but there has to be standards."
"I have yet to see those" Blitz said.
"No, you don't have those. Or at least not many." Fizz joked.
"Well, you're not wrong. I'll give you that." Blitz said, crossing his arms before he got a call on his phone. "Who the fuck is calling me? I specifically said tonight was a call free night!"
Pulling his phone out and without looking at the number, he answered the call.
"What?" Blitz asked, clearly annoyed.
There was a solid ten seconds of no answer when he decided to end the call.
"Fucking spam calls." He muttered, putting his phone away, "Sorry about that Fizz."
"It's fine, can't really do much about them anyway." Fizz said, shrugging.
(Line break)
In Gluttony, Stolas looked at his phone after Blitz hung up. He released a breath he didn't realize he was holding.
'Why didn't I say anything?' Stolas thought, feeling ashamed of himself.
He sighed and put his phone away. Maybe he would get the courage to speak next time.
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