Disclaimer: So far, I only own Kitty. Obviously, the people from Harry Potter are owned by J.K. Rowling, anyone from Percy Jackson and the Olympians and/or the Heroes of Olympus series belong to Rick Riordan, and Suzanne Collins owns everyone from the Hunger Games series.

The Harry Potter cast come from the Deathly Hallows, a bit before the Battle of Hogwarts (but Ron and Hermione are dating - I know they don't get together until during the Battle of Hogwarts, but I want them together because they're awesome, don't want to interrupt the Battle of Hogwarts, and don't want Fred dead - really, who does?). Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, and Leo Valdez are from the Mark of Athena, and Katniss and Peeta are from the first Hunger Games book.

Warning: OOC (Out Of Character), lots of guests, and extreme randomness. Rated PG for rude humor, some minor language (but only if you count 'crap' and 'freaking' as language, which I don't), and because I don't figure anyone under the age of six has read Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and most certainly not the Hunger Games. 

This is my first book, created purely to amuse people with my craziness and with no real, deep meaning. It was created solely for the sake of entertainment, and if you don't like this "entertainment," please no flames. I am always open to constructive criticism, but I do not appreciate flames. 

I hope you enjoy!

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(Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Leo Valdez, Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark are all passed out on the floor of the Room of Requirement when Kitty sneaks in with a pot and spoon. She creeps up to Ron and starts banging the pot with the spoon) 

Kitty: Wakey, wakey, eggs and bacon-y!

Ron: *jolts up* ARR - Oh, you have bacon?! 

Kitty: I did, but then my dog ate it. 

Ron: Aw... *stares at Kitty* Who are you?

Kitty: Kitty! *continues to wake up the characters by marching around the room, loudly hitting the pot with the spoon* Come on, everyone, rise and shine! It's time to get started! A big, big, big day in front of us? 

Katniss: *groans as she sits up* Effie, what are you doing in the - *looks around* Peeta, how'd we get out of the arena? 

Peeta: I dunno, but HUZZAH! *jumps up and starts to celebrate* 

Katniss: *panicking* Oh my gosh, we must have died in our sleep or something! Oh no, what - 

Kitty: *mimicking Haymitch as she puts away the pot and spoon* You aren't dead, sweetheart. You're in the Room of Requirement! 

Peeta: The what? 

Kitty: Aren't you listening? *leans in closer* THIS IS THE THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT!

Peeta: *jumps away, rubbing his ear* And the Room of Requirement is?

Hermione: The Room of Requirement, or the Come and Go Room, is a magical room in Hogwarts Castle that only appears when one is in need of it. It then adjusts to the seeker's needs, supplying him or her with their desired equipment. 

Leo: *stares at Hermione* I'm sorry, I don't speak... What language was that? 

Hermione: *insulted*

Peeta: Um, I think I get it, but - 

Katniss: Magic doesn't exist. 

Kitty: Oh really? Harry, wanna prove her wrong?

Harry: How do you know my name? 

Kitty: *smirks* I know all of your names, pasts, futures, and fears. 

Leo: Woah... Are you a Fate or something? 

Percy: *squints* No, she's not quite as old as them. 

Kitty: *smacks Percy* Watch who you're calling old! I'm four years younger than you! 

Percy: OW! I was joking, I was joking!

Kitty: *gives Percy one last glare* So anyway, who wants to play a game? 

Ginny: What? 

Kitty: I asked if you wanted to play a game. *claps in Ginny's face* Keep up with it!

Ginny: *steps back* I'm not playing any games until I find out what we're doing here and who they are? *points at Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Katniss, and Peeta* 

Kitty: Fine, fine. I've kidnap- er, BROUGHT you here for a nice game of Truth or Dare! And, best part of all, you can't leave until I say so!

Everyone but Kitty: WHAT?!? 

Kitty: Sounds fun, right? 

Everyone but Leo and Kitty: NO!

Leo: Well, actually, this could be fun.... *a mischievous grin starts to spread across his face*

Kitty: SEE! Now here's a guy with brains and wisdom.

Annabeth: *snorts* Leo? Brains? Wisdom? Please, you're talking about the guy who nearly sent the Argo 2 down in flames... and he was the one who built it!

Leo: *red faced* HEY! It was an ACCIDENT. And I  managed to save the ship, right?

Percy: If it makes you feel good...

Leo: Do I detect sarcasm, Jackson?

Percy: Of course not... (note the heavy sarcasm) 

Leo: Oh yes I do!

Kitty: Guys, chill! Let's just get this started...

Harry: Fine, but why are those guys carrying guns?

Kitty: Oh, silly me, I've got to remove the Mist! *snaps her fingers and Mist is removed*

Hermione: *yelps* What on earth - Why are they armed?! 

Percy: Because otherwise we'd be eaten by monsters. 

Peeta: Oh, you, too? 

Percy: Yeah... My life is messed up.

(Everyone but Kitty agrees) 

Kitty: Can we just play the game? Everyone, sit down and let's get started. 

Annabeth: Why should we? 

Kitty: Because otherwise I will leave you stranded here forever, and do you really want to be imprisoned with Leo for the rest of your life?

Annabeth: NOPE! *sits down so fast she nearly impales herself on her dagger* 

Leo: Hey! *looking miffed, he takes a seat down next to Annabeth, giving her a dirty look* 

Annabeth: *gets up, walks around Percy, and sits down on the other side of him* 

Leo: Wow, Annabeth, that hurts. 

Kitty: Sorry to hear that, Valdez. Now shut up. 

Leo: Geez, touchy. 

Kitty: *glares* 

Leo: Um... I meant you're really pretty? 

Kitty: Your sins are forgiven. Now, since I don't have any votes yet, we'll just dare each other. Or make each other tell the truth. Whichever. I'll go first! Percy, truth or dare?

Percy: Um, dare?

Kitty: Ok, I dare you to... DUEL ANNABETH!!! *fangirls really hard for a moment, then calms down* Sorry, huge fan...

Harry: *to Ginny* She's crazy...

Ginny: *nods in agreement*

Percy: Oh, dang... *gets up*

 Annabeth: Oh, this is going to be fun, Seaweed Brain! *smirks* 

Percy: Will you go easy on me, Annabeth? Since I'm your boyfriend?

Annabeth: Hmm, let me think...

Percy: Oh, please yes, oh please, dear Poseidon, please yes...

Annabeth: NO WAY!!

Percy: Darn it!

(Percy and Annabeth stand up)

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Hope you liked this! :)

Vote! Comment! Come up with some crazy truth or dares! There's a picture of Kitty, played by Rachel G. Fox, on the side. 

Thanks for reading!

 Kitty