Mind you all these secrets are fake so don't get offended. There's fewer people in this chapter this time because it's a small elevator. Also many of you wanted to know how Teanna hospitalized Yuno. Basically, he was chilling in the old man's pool when Teanna decided to blow it up, therefore injuring him in the process. Happy? Now stop asking me.

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It all started one day when the gang was fooling around in Hot Topic in some random mall.

     "What do you mean you don't accept Euros?!" Pen demanded. "These are much more valuable than American dollars!"

     "I'm sorry Sir, but that's just how it works around here," the bored cashier answered.

     "Listen up. I love this shirt and will pay any amount for it in Euros," Pen hissed. "Just take them and shut up. This can be our secret."

     The cashier stared at him before sighing. "Alright fine. Fifty Euros."

     Meanwhile, Teanna was chasing everyone around with a Shadow the Hedgehog plush, irritating random customers.

     "No! I don't want to catch the edgy!" Lyra squealed.

     "Remember child, you can't spell Shadow The Hedgehog without Ow The Edge!" Teanna laughed.

     In another corner, Roko was fighting Yuno with Dragon Ball Z figurines while Daisy made a Monokuma plushie talk and Deki found an crow mask.

     "Upupu, it's punishment time!" Daisy imitated.

     Finally, the other shoppers couldn't handle the kids anymore so manager kicked them out of the store. Well, at least they got the stuff they wanted.

     "What now?" asked Yuno.

     "Guess we'll go home," Teanna said with a shrug.

     "Can we take the elevator? I'm tired..." Lyra whined.

     Roko let out a sigh of exasperation. "Alright fine,"

     So they hurried to an elevator that was just about to close. To their surprise, this elevator was quite large.

     "You know the one reason why I hated elevators?" Pen asked out loud.

     "No, why?" Deki asked.

     "Heh, answering a question with a question," Daisy smirked.

     "Because they can suddenly stop if the power goes out and then you're trapped in there and you slowly run out of oxygen and die." he answered ominously.

     Roko rolled his eyes. "Relax, we'll be fine. I've been in elevators millions of times and that hasn't ever-"

     klUNK

     The lights in the elevator turned off and it's movement halted in an instant.

     "...you were saying something?" Teanna muttered.

     "Do we panic?" Lyra whispered.

     "Yeah, let's panic." Roko nodded.

      For the next five minutes, all you can hear was everyone screaming and shouting.

     "WE'RE GONNA DIE WE'RE GONNA DIE WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Lyra cried.

     "I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN KISSED YET!" Daisy sobbed.

     "I NEVER EVEN GOT TO PLAY GOD OF WAR!" Pen whimpered.

     "GUYS. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!" Yuno suddenly shouted.

     Well that shushed everyone. For the next few minutes, everyone was standing in the dark. Finally, Lyra broke the silence.

     "Wow, Yuno said a naughty word,"

     "Told you can cuss," Teanna giggled.

     Yuno sighed and shook his head. "We're not gonna die, okay? Someone must have realized by now that there are people stuck in the elevator and will rescue us." he spoke calmly. 

     "So what do we do until then?" Daisy asked.

     "We'll simply have to wait. In the meantime we can just chill." With that, Yuno sat down with his legs crossed. Exchanging looks, everyone else followed his example.

     "Does anyone have a phone with a flashlight?" he asked.

     Of fucking course everyone did. So the millennials turned on their phone's flashlights. 

     "...I still think we're gonna die." Daisy muttered.

     "Well if we are, why don't we tell some of our deepest, darkest secrets?" Lyra suggested.

     Shrugging, everyone agreed.

     "I got one!" Teanna exclaimed jumping up. Clearing her throat, she sat back down.

     "So when I was like four or something, my parents took me to this family get together. Unfortunately for me, there were no kids that were my age." she began.

     "That would suck," Pen commented.

     "It did. I was pretty bored. Anyways, I was a little thirsty so I poured some juice from the drinks table. But this wasn't any ordinary juice..."

     "What was it?" echoed Lyra.

     "Beer!" Teanna said with a grin.

     "So wait, you're telling me you got drunk when you were four?" Roko asked.

     "Yep!"

     "Wow. That's... Just continue the story," he mentioned to go on.

     "Right. Naturally, the beer made me even more thirsty so I kept drinking. Soon, I had finished an entire bottle and was so damn drunk. And then- here comes the funny part- I decided to tell everyone that my aunt burned our neighbors house down with fireworks!"

     "She did what now?!" Deki exclaimed.

     "It's true! They sued her over a million bucks! Now they're living in a mansion in Las Vegas." Teanna said. "That was actually supposed to be a secret. My aunt was so embarrassed. Finally, I waddled up to my parents and threw up. By then they figured out I was drunk. And that's why we never keep any alcohol in the house anymore." she concluded.

     The rest of the gang was speechless.

     "Okay ngl, that was super funny." Daisy spoke up.

     "...did you say an acronym again?" Yuno asked.

     "OH MY GOD, WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT SAYING ACRONYMS OUT LOUD?!" she burst out.

     Pen blinked. "You Americans are so weird." he pointed out.

     "Can I tell y'all a story?" Roko asked.

     Everyone nodded as they had nothing better to do.

     "Okay, this one is super short. A month ago, I was super pissed at Zambie because he accidently deleted my Xenoblade Chronicles data. It was like five hundred hours of gameplay!" he ranted.

     "I don't blame you for being mad. I'd be pretty upset too if someone deleted my game data." Deki nodded with understanding.

     "Yeah. Misty's weird friend was over and he brought along this huge gatling gun. I was still thinking about my game data when I got this crazy idea. I asked the guy if I can borrow his gun and he agreed. So I took it to Zambie's bedroom and..."

     "And what?" asked Teanna.

     "I blasted the hell out of Zambie's five thousand dollar computer!" he laughed.

     Lyra's jaw dropped. "Shut up!"

     "No, really! And I didn't stop there- I destroyed his TV, his bed, his desk, his dresser- basically his entire room!"

     "Yo, that's plain evil," Daisy breathed.

     "I thought that happened because his computer overheated and exploded like a bomb!" Yuno exclaimed.

     "Nah fam, that was all me," Roko chuckled pointing his thumb to himself. "It costed a fortune to replace everything."

     "Well, he'll never know 'cause we're gonna die anyways," Teanna giggled. "Who's next?"

     "Me I guess," Pen said with a shrug. "My little incident happened in Paris. My mom took us there for summer Vacation. She let us mess around on the main street. Guess who found themselves a potential girlfriend?"

     Teanna gasped. "NO WAY. You scored a chick?!"

     "Hell yeah I did! Or at least I thought I did..." Pen sighed.

     "Something tells me this story is gonna be super sad." Daisy piped up.

     "We were talking and chilling and kissed a couple times... but that came to an end when she accidentally sent a nude of herself. Turns out "she" was a trap!"

     Deki's eyes widened. "WOW. How did you react?"

     Pen shook his head. "I had to ditch them. It made me really uncomfortable, you know?"

     "Damn. Well, this became depressing..." Roko muttered.

     At that moment, the lights came back on! The elevator doors opened to reveal Zambie and James standing outside with a couple mall cops who seemed concerned.

     "You guys are so sweaty! No one's dead, are they?" James asked.

     "I'm just dead inside..." Pen muttered.

     "Hey shush, I'm the only one who can be edgy in this household!" Teanna hissed.

     "What about Misty?"

     "She doesn't count!"

     "Does she now?" Zambie asked, showing a video to the two on his phone.

     The video showed Misty in the basement wearing all black like usual with a microphone in her hand. And then she started to sing:

     "I see no, hear no evil
     Black writing on the wall
     Unleashed a million faces
     And one by one they fall...

     "Black-hearted evil
     Brave-hearted hero
     I am all, I am all, I am..."

     Teanna stared at the video with envy. "T-that still doesn't make you edgy!" she protested.

     "How did you find us?" asked Deki.

     "You know that Popsocket on Daisy's phone that I gave for her birthday? Well, it's actually a tracking device that I put in case you guys get in trouble." Zambie explained.

     "You what now?!" she exclaimed, ripping off the Popsocket to reveal a green chip. "You son of a bitch!"

     "Well, the important thing is that you're all okay. Shall we go home now?" asked James.

     "Can we get Popeyes on the way?" asked Lyra.

     "Sure, why not?" Roko said with a smile. As he started to walk with the group, Zambie grabbed his hand.

     "Not so fast buddy. You are going to have a bad time for demolishing my room..." he growled.

     "Goddammit, not again!" Roko whined.