HaruMaki: Ok, who the hell left their phone in class?

Kiyo: I don't believe whoever did has the ability to answer, considering their phone is in the classroom right now.

HaruMaki: Yeah, I know, but...

HaruMaki: someone's calling and...god knows why...

HaruMaki: But Kaito and Gonta are singing and dancing to the ringtone...

Sweetchi: What song is it?

HaruMaki: Hold on...I have to find it...

HaruMaki:

https://youtu.be/lgH23pGZHA4

HaruMaki: Literally, it's the god damn opening to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure...

PlainAsDay: Seriously?

PlainAsDay: That opening is hype though!

PlainAsDay: I'm surprised Kaito knows the lyrics to it!

HaruMaki: Gonta too...

Sweetchi: Gonta too!?

HaruMaki: That's what I said.

HaruMaki: I'm just as surprised, but even more surprised at their dancing.

HaruMaki: Gonta is surprisingly good by the way...

J0K3R: I...can't believe...they are JOJOKING WITHOUT ME!

J0K3R: I'm coming down right away! 

PlainAsDay: Same! I want to see this!

Kiyo: Like a moth to a flame...

Sweetchi: Maki, what does the phone look like?

Sweetchi: I mean, what does the case look like? Or what phone is it?

HaruMaki: It's a pretty plain case. There's nothing on it. The phone itself is just a normal cell.

Kiyo: Is this your detectives intuition, Shuichi?

Sweetchi: Not really, I just think I know who's phone it is

Sweetchi: It's probably Makoto's...he must have left it there when we talked earlier...

Kiyo: Makoto?

Kiyo: As in...Makoto Naegi?

Sweetchi: Yeah, that's him

Sweetchi: You know him?

Kiyo: We have crossed paths.

Kiyo: I once returned his wallet to him when he dropped it.

HaruMaki: He dropped his wallet?

HaruMaki: Isn't he meant to be the Ultimate Lucky Student?

Kiyo: Yes, he is.

Kiyo: And I believe he lives up to that name.

Kiyo: I found his wallet after he dropped it, but had a hard time finding him so I could return it.

Kiyo: Luckily, someone in one of the upper floor classes threw a tin can out the window, and it fell and landed on his head.

Sweetchi: Ouch...

Kiyo: Ouch indeed.

Kiyo: But it's because that can hit him that I was able to find him and return his wallet.

HaruMaki: I suppose if you look at it that way it makes sense

HaruMaki: Also, Kokichi just arrived and is dancing with the other two

HaruMaki: The ringtone cut off, but now Tsumugi is playing the song on her phone and they're dancing to it...

Sweetchi: Of course they are...

Kiyo: On a more important note, Shuichi, how is it that you and Makoto are acquainted?

Sweetchi: Oh, me and Makoto have been friends for a while now

Sweetchi: Despite the fact that we're both Ultimate students, we're both kind of...normal?

Sweetchi: I guess that's why we get along. And why we get along with Hajime too...

HaruMaki: Hajime?

Sweetchi: Yeah

Sweetchi: Oh, you probably don't know him

Sweetchi: Hajime Hinata is a guy from the Hope's Peak Reserve course. He doesn't have an Ultimate Talent, but spends a lot of time with Nanami-san's class. Outside of that, me, him and Makoto usually like to talk

Sweetchi: We're kinda like the losers club from IT, except there's only 3 of us

Kiyo: You are not a loser, Shuichi.

Sweetchi: You think?

Kiyo: Well, if you were...

Kiyo: Then I doubt Kaede would be inclined to fall for you, right?

Sweetchi: I guess, though I still don't see what she sees in me...

PlainAsDay: The song ended

Sweetchi: That was quick

PlainAsDay: IKR

PlainAsDay: Anyway, I'm going to keep playing songs. Kaito, Gonta and Kokichi aren't done dancing yet.

HaruMaki: Oh...

Sweetchi: What?

HaruMaki: So...Sakakura-sensei just entered the classroom...

HaruMaki: Saw the three dumbasses and left...

Sweetchi: Ok, that's funny...

Kiyo: Indeed.

LOTS: K, we're done dancing now

Sweetchi: Did you have fun?

LOTS: hells yeah!

LOTS: even kokichi's got some moves!

LOTS: and do i even need to bring up gonta's?

Sweetchi: I'd like it if you did!

MsMage: K I just got back...

MsMage: WOW I missed a lot!

MsMage: Who knew Gonta could move like that?

J0K3R: Miu didn't!

Kiyo: Why say that?

J0K3R: Cause she came in and joined in!

Sweetchi: I'm not even surprised

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: The fuck does that mean?

Sweetchi: Nothing bad, I promise

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: You'd better fuckin hope not!

K1-B0: I'm impressed

K1-B0: I wish I could dance like that...

J0K3R: Aw, but you can't, can you?

J0K3R: Hey Keeboi? Can you do the robot?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Fuck yeah he can!

K1-B0: I...don't know what that means...

K1-B0: But it had better not be robophobic!

HaruMaki: Keebo, it's Kokichi

HaruMaki: Of course it's robophobic

K1-B0: I suppose you're right...

K1-B0: But Shuichi, you're friends with Naegi-kun too?

Sweetchi: You know him Keebo?

K1-B0: Of course! It is only natural I'd want to make friends of other students outside my class!

K1-B0: Your inclusion of Hinata-kun is nice as well!

Sweetchi: You can't exactly leave him out just because he's not an ultimate

LOTS: yeah dude!

LOTS: hajime's fun as hell!

J0K3R: So, does anyone other than Saihara, Keeboi and I have friends outside our class?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ex-fucking-scuse me?

J0K3R: ?

LOTS: wait, you have friends?

J0K3R: Aren't you guys my friends?

MsMage: Friend might be a bit much...

ABugsLife: Gonta considers Kokichi his friend! Gonta wishes to be friends with everyone in class!

J0K3R: You see? Gonta's the only one I can trust in this fucking class!

J0K3R: And even if he wasn't...Well at least I have the other guy...

Sweetchi: Who is it?

HaruMaki: Yeah, who in their right mind would want to be friends with you?

LOTS: someone who's a lot like him, no doubt...

J0K3R: Oh, you have no idea...

J0K3R: Hold on, I'll send a pic...

K1-B0: I must admit...now I'm a little scared...

Sweetchi: Same

LOTS: same

PlainAsDay: Same

HaruMaki: Same

Kiyo: Same

MsMage: Same

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Same

ABugsLife: Um...same?

LOTS: attaboy gonta!

J0K3R:

J0K3R: There we go!

MsMage: Oh! It's that guy!

MsMage: Yeah, I see you two getting along

K1-B0: You know him Himiko?

MsMage: I don't know his name, but yeah, we've crossed paths.

MsMage: He's a bit of a weirdo, always going on about Hope and talents, but he DID come and cheer for me at volleyball during the sports festival

Kiyo: Coincidentally, I also met him at the sports festival.

Kiyo: His name is Nagito Komaeda. He is known as the Ultimate Lucky Student.

Sweetchi: Wait, isn't that Makoto's talent?

Kiyo: Well, think about it Shuichi.

Kiyo: This school has two Ultimate Detectives, you and Kyoko Kirigiri.

Kiyo: The fact that there would be two Ultimate Lucky Students is even less surprising, since they are picked out via lottery each year, correct?

Sweetchi: Yeah, I guess you're right...

Sweetchi: I can't help but feel I've seen him somewhere before though...

Kiyo: Weird as he may be, I observe him with great interest.

Kiyo: He is certainly not, as one would say, "run of the mill."

LOTS: WAIT A SEC! I KNOW THIS GUY!

HaruMaki: You do?

LOTS: yeah, I met him at the school festival

LOTS: i was working backstage for the show in the gym, and he came in and asked if I was planning on performing

LOTS: i told him I wasn't and he seemed sad

LOTS: he said "I see... I was hoping I'd be able to hear some stories about space from the Ultimate Astronaut..."

LOTS: something felt really off in the way he spoke tho

LOTS: it kinda reminded me of Kokichi a little bit...like he was lying but also telling the truth...

Kiyo: It makes even more sense that they're friends then...

Sweetchi: Ah! I remember now!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: The hell is it?

Sweetchi: He was part of the team in the escape room at the school festival!

Sweetchi: I think Tsumugi, Kokichi and I all attempted that at least once or twice

Sweetchi: But he was there! Though, instead of helping, he just kept self-degrading himself. Like he was trying to make me feel better about my talent by putting himself down...

J0K3R: Nah, he wasn't just being nice

J0K3R: Nagito does that all the time!

HaruMaki: You know what? I take it back

HaruMaki: It is possible for Kokichi to make friends...but they've gotta be just as creepy as him...

PlainAsDay: True...

ABugsLife: But wait, is Kokichi friend of Enoshima from other class?

ABugsLife: Or is Gonta wrong?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: You mean that rude blonde bitch with the big boobs?

J0K3R: No, I'm pretty sure that's you...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Gurgh..,.,

LOTS: well

LOTS: at least we now know what Mius orgasm noise is rite?

Sweetchi: It was only a matter of time...

Sweetchi: But are you and Junko Enoshima really friends?

J0K3R: I wouldn't say that, but we do have a lot in common

J0K3R: I'm more interested in her classmate, The Ultimate Gambler girl

Kiyo: You mean Celestia Ludenburg?

Kiyo: What, might I ask, do you two share in common?

J0K3R: We're both liars

J0K3R: It's hard to tell whether we're being honest or not

J0K3R: Actually, there was this one time I told her a lie about Hifumi Yamada, and she pretended to buy it, but I KNOW she was faking it

J0K3R: But she kept insisting that she didn't

K1-B0: Oh no! There's another one!

Sweetchi: Oh...

LOTS: crap

HaruMaki: Should I eliminate her?

Sweetchi: No!

Sweetchi: Maki, you're the Ultimate Child Caregiver! You need to stop making those death threats!

Sweetchi: Think of the children!

HaruMaki: You know I don't care too much about them

Sweetchi: But I do!

Sweetchi: Please!

LOTS: you do realise that's not gonna stop her right?

Sweetchi: Yeah, I know

Sweetchi: But it was worth a try, right?

LOTS: oh sure!

LOTS: besides, don't take Maki Rolls threats seriously

LOTS: she wont ACTUALLY kill anyone

LOTS: its not like she's the ultimate assassin or anything rite?

HaruMaki: Um...yeah...

HaruMaki: But I HAVE been looking for a way to kick Kokichi from this chat ever since it was made

Sweetchi: We only made it a few days ago though...

HaruMaki: Exactly!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Yeah, why the fuck can't we edit crap on the chat?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: We're fucking members, right?

MsMage: I'm pretty sure only admin privalages allow that...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Wait, I'm not an admin?

K1-B0: Don't take this offensively Miu, but there is no way in hell anyone is going to vote YOU as an admin.

K1-B0: Shuichi and Kaede are the only admins

MsMage: They have...TOTAL POWAAH!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Aw shit...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Oh well, I'll probably get Fujisucky to hack my phone and make me an admin...

Sweetchi: Please don't. I don't want you changing the chat name to something inappropriate...

Sweetchi: Also, how dare you slander Chihiro like that!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: I didn't actually mean it...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: It's just part of my character to give everyone a rude nickname

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: You can't fucking hate Chihiro Fujisaki!

MsMage: True

LOTS: true

ABugsLife: True

Kiyo: True

J0K3R: True

Sweetchi: True

PlainAsDay: True

Writers Brief:

This part was going to be a hell of a lot shorter, but I had this nagging feeling all day demanding I extend it a little more, since there was so much else I could fit into this.

So, now we know Kokichi and Nagito are in cahoots with each other, as are Shuichi with the other Danganronpa protagonists. (In case you're wondering, yes, Komaru may possibly make an appearance later on, she counts as a Danganronpa protagonist too). 

I had a lot of other ideas of certain people, but I couldn't fit all of them in here.

I enjoyed making this part, and that makes me even more excited for the next one.