Andromeda "Andy" Swell - female, "fucker"
Simon Lawson - male, "sinner"
MaryKate Lawson - female, Simon's younger sister, "heathen"
Tyler Johnson - male, "tleyr"
Lydia Smith - female, "anime slut"
Brian Carlyle - male, "Mom™"

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heathen: Right who's ready to fucking die???!!!!

fucker: oh my god mk this chat is so dead

tleyr: MK you gotta learn that Andy makes a chat for a certain purpose. this is the pool chat. there's also a meme chat, a serious chat, a dance chat, a weed chat, a cocaine chat, and probably a lot more.

fucker: hey
i don't do cocaine

Mom™: You better fucking not.

sinner: mom™ coming in hot

fucker: @mom i don't do cocaine

Mom™: And you never will.

anime slut: ...that sounds vaguely ominous

heathen: ANYWAYS
School's in like,, a week

fucker: ugh no

anime slut: ^

tleyr: why must you remind us

heathen: At least I'm in school with you guys this year :)

sinner: to quote someone none would call wise
"ugh, no"

fucker: HEY

heathen: that was mean :(

Mom™ has removed sinner from pool

Mom™: He can come back when he's learned some manners.

heathen: :)