M: Luke cum [wink wonk] get piza wit me

Me: *come *pizza *with
Me: Luke's not going anywhere with you till you learn to spell

M: Lucas get pizza with me

Me: more polite

M: ugh! Luke please come get pizza with me?

Me: ok

L: thank you Alexia [my actual name fyi]

Me: np Lu [i love that nickname], text me if you need anything

M: I fcking hate this bnd

L: we don't like you either asshole

Me: you tell 'me Luke

M: stop ncuragng him 2 be mean 2 me

Me: no you're mean to him it's only fair
Me: be fucking nicer asshat

L: Alexia is going to replace you if you don't start being nice

Me: and use correct spelling

M: fine I'll start being nice and use correct spelling, damn

Me: good thanks, I'll talk to you later
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What am I doing? I find this funny. I would actually do this.