There are a lot of mysteries in this world, many of which will never be solved.  Who built Stonehenge and how and why did they do it?  Who shot JFK?  Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?  Why is Carrot Top a successful comedian?

I'd like to know the answers to these and many more.  But if I could only have one mystery resolved, I think I'd like to know the answer to the question on everyone's mind.  Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?  I'm also very curious who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?  

These are some burning questions, and if they ever get answered to my satisfaction I think I can die in peace.