The one on the house is like

"I don't give shite when your home joe "

" okay jeez I guess I was mistaken Carolyn"

" yea you were "
" oh yea "
"Yea "
" well fine you an make your own grass casserole tonight "
" fine I will , never liked your cooking anyways "

*gasp*" THAT WAS MY MOTHERS RECIPE"

"Well it sucks doesn't it Carolyn "

😑what am I doing