A:You know, i eat my cereal with milk but without it. Like i add the milk,let the ceral sit in it then i pour it out and eat it like that

B: get the fuck out of my hou-

A: No,God told me to do it! As most Elite Christians do, i had God talk to me in a dream, he was like "yall know yall eating cereal the wrong way. Thats not how i intended it be ate. " And i said "on God?" And he said "on Me "

C: Why does God be telling Christians to do the wackiest shit?

B:Who the fuck says wacky anymore?
And its not Gods doing, I think (A) just has a mental illness

A:😮

D: ... Are we gon ignore how A is wasting milk tho????