A/N: Before I start, yeah I know 2 chapters in one day I'm on a roll. Any way I have my first OC in this story, you'll see in this chapter.

Dipper was in his car on his way to work listening to the radio.

"What's up listeners this is your boy Xander on KLUB 95.7 Gravity Falls number 1 variety station," said the guy on the radio, "Now here a little song by The Killers with Mr. Brightside."

"YES!" Dipper exclaimed as he turned up the radio.

He then starts singing along (Song in video up above).

Dipper singing:

"I just can't look its killing me, And taking control

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies, Choking on your alibis

But it's just the price I pay, Destiny is calling me

Open up my eager eyes, Cause I'm Mr. Bright side."

Dipper stops singing as he got to the Mystery Shack.

He opens the door to the gift shop to see Soos' wife Melody at the cash register.

"Hey Dipper," Melody said, "How's life been treating you?'

"Not bad," said Dipper, "Although I almost broke my back this morning bringing my old crib down from the attic but I'm alright."

"That's good to hear."

Just then a little kid wearing a tshirt with a Buzz Lightyear design on it and a diaper comes running in the gift shop towards Melody, This kid happened to be the 21 month old son of Soos and Melody, whose full name is Jesus Alzamirano Ramirez Junior or Soos Jr for short

"Momma!" said Soos Jr.

"What's wrong Soos Jr?" Melody asked.

"I wan mis-tuh woof back," said Soos Jr.

"Don't worry the dryer should be done in about (BEEP!) now I'll go get it," said Melody as the dryer went off, "Stay here with uncle Dipper while I get you Mr. Woof."

"O-tay momma," said Soos Jr.

Melody then leaves.

"Hi un-ca Dipper," said Soos Jr.

"Hey little guy, say is that Buzz Lightyear on your shirt?" Dipper asked.

"YEAH!"

"Do you know what be says?"

"To infinity and beyond!"

"That's right dude, I used to heave my own Buzz Lightyear when I use your age," said Dipper.

"No chu didn't," said Soos Jr.

"Yeah I did see," said Dipper as he pulled out an old photo from his wallet from when he and Mabel were little with Dipper holding a Buzz Lightyear toy and a Woody toy while Mabel was holding both Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead.

"Okay Soos Jr here's Mr. Woof," said Melody as she handed her son his favorite stuffed dog toy.

Soos Jr then leaves while making dog noises.

"I really hope me and Pacifica's kid is as cute as yours," said Dipper.

"You only know that half, the other half is basically refusing to wear pants and the several diapers he uses a day, luckily Soos helps out with him a lot," said Melody.

"Doesn't surprise me," said Dipper, "Soos' real dad was never around, I wouldn't be surprise if he wants to spend all his free time with his own son."

A few hours later Dipper was helping Soos and Wendy out on one the new attractions.

"So dude how's Pacifica coming along," Soos asked Dipper.

"She is doing great," said Dipper, "although she did eat cupcakes and Doritos for breakfast,"

"You know Dipper I have got to give you guys credit," said Wendy.

"Why's that," Dipper asked.

"Well most teenage couple would be freaking out if they found out if they're pregnant," said Wendy, "I still have a video of Robbie's reaction from when Tambry was pregnant on my computer, but anyway, you and Pacifica are handling it real well."

"Along with Mabel and my parents," said Dipper, "Pacifica's Parents are a different case on the other hand."

"Why's that dude?" Soos asked.

"They canceled her phone plan, her credit cards, and I'm not making this one up even if I wanted to, they started sending coat hangers to abort the baby  in the mail," said Dipper.

"Woah man they are so not cool dude," said Soos.

"Yeah man I knew the Northwest are mean but that's a new low even for them," said Wendy.

"Yeah well the joke is on them, we were running low on coat hangers anyway," said Dipper, "Mabel's got a lot of neon clothes now since she gave up on her sweaters 2 years ago."

They all laugh at Dipper remark.

A few hours later Dipper gets a text from Pacifica.

(Code Dip-Dipper Paz-Pacifica)

Paz: Can u get somethin on ur way back?

Dip: Sure wut?

Paz: Can pick up 2 Pepperoni & Cheese pizzas and 4 Pints of Jen and Barry's ice cream*

Dip: Jeez those crazy cravings are gonna cost me a fortune

Paz: Actually 3 of those pints r 4 Mabel but she did tell me shell pay u back when you get back.

Dip: Okay, but quik question, do u mind if the pizza is the party ones?

Paz: No I don't mind, but make it 3 then.

Dip: Ok sorry but Jen and Barry's is $$$$.

Paz: I kno, we got 2 save some of that $$ for the baby.

Dip: Ok I'll head 2 the store after my shift is over, so I'll c u in a hour.

Paz: Ok 💋💋💋Luv U💋💋💋

Dip: ❤❤❤Luv U 2❤❤❤

Dipper is done texting and finishes up what he is doing.

Once Dipper is done he gets in his car just as Wendy taps on his window, he then rolls it done.

"Yo can you give me a lift to my house, my car is in the shop?" Wendy asked.

"Yeah where is it, I'm on my way the grocery store," said Dipper.

"I live about ½ a mile away from there," said Wendy.

"Okay hop in," said Dipper.

The car then arrives in front of Wendy's house.

"Wow, no offence but that house is tiny," said Dipper.

"Well I'm only renting it until I graduate from college then I can finally move to Portland," said Wendy, "Welp, see you later."

"Later," said Dipper.

Wendy then gets out of the car and Dipper drives off.

About a half hour later Dipper returns home with a bag full of frozen.

"Did you get what I as for?" Pacifica asked.

"Yeah, although they were short on the pepperoni so I had to get one supreme," said Dipper.

"I don't mind actually."

"Oh you didn't tell me what flavor of ice cream you wanted so I got a new flavor I think you might find cute."

Pacifica takes the pint and reads the flavor, "Homer Simpson's Cookie D'oh", which makes her laugh.

"That's funny," said Pacifica.

Mabel then walks in.

"Hey dipper did you get my ice cream?" Mabel asked.

"Yeah i got what you usually get, strawberry brownie batter, berry-nado, and Waddle's salted caramel pretzel," said Dipper.

"Thanks bro bro, here's the money I said I give you," said Mabel as she hands him $15.

Mabel then leaves as Dipper gets started on the 3 pizzas.

Once the pizzas were cooked and sliced, Pacifica started eating.

"You know can have some if you want, did you really think I'm gonna eat all this?" said Pacifica.

"Well I'm a bit hungry anyways, long day at work can get you hungry," said Dipper.

Then they ate the pizzas, watched some TV, and decided to call it a night.

A/N: HOLY S**T, I can't believe I wrote that much. Well anyway I'll reveal the gender of their baby 2 chapters from now.

*Jen and Barry's Ice Cream is my Parody of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream, that stuff is good but dang is it expensive.

Random Character Quote: When there's no cops around anything is legal.- Grunkle Stan (Season 1 Episode 9: The Time Travelers Pig.)