parental(g)juidance invited dan(k)iel and phillow to the group chat!
4:13pm

parental(g)juidance: welcome, everyone !

dan(k)iel: i mean, there ARE only two other people here but okay

parental(g)juidance: it's whatever

phillow: "it's whatever," he says as he trips one of his friends in the zombie apocalypse and leaves them behind.

parental(g)juidance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dan(k)iel: also does anyone know how to play single player on mario kart ?

parental(g)juidance: are you dumb

dan(k)iel: ??? i accidentally went into multiplayer mode and didn't know how to get out of it

dan(k)iel: panicked and exited

phillow: an artistic metaphor for every relationship i've ever been in

dan(k)iel: oh