Ah.. it's nearly THAT time of year.

The most depressing holiday..

Valentines day.

ITS OK BE SINGLE WITH ME... *Sobs while eating Oreos and chips and pizza and basically all good food.*

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*It's Valentines day and you don't have a date, so you cry in the halls.*

Class: It's okay... dating anyone isn't any fun anyways! You have to share food!

Derek: ACTUALLY.. statistically with two people, receiving a flow of money would COUPLE one alone person which would allow BOTH couples their separate food, for a larger quantity! Also... I disagree being single causes 14% of teenagers to be sadder in their lives without a companion so dating is a good idea and-

You: Yeah. I get it... ಥ_ಥ

*You see a couple walk down the hall.*

You: BUT I WONT BE FOR LONG!

Note: If your a guy.. and isn't gay/whatever you wanna refer it.. lets pretend you're a girl! I mean not like you haven't thought about being a girl anyways.. ;)

*You run down the hall and push the girl.*

Girl: OWWW!

You: Oh I'm sorry! I was talking to my boyfriend here..

*You turn to the boy.*

You: HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!?!

Boy: Whaat?

You: YOU LEFT THE KIDS AND EVERYTHING! DON'T YOU LEAVE-

Rhianna: Don't you leave me on the streets ohhhh

Boy: What? Where did SHE come from? What's going on?!

You: You left me for that trash!

*The girl laughs and smiles.*

You: What? Why are you smiling?! You should be sad that your boyfriend left you for ME!

Girl: Hahaha he isn't my boyfriend! Hes my son!

You: ... Whaa....

Boy: Me and my mom go to school together!

You: Oh so... she isn't your girlfriend.... oh..

*You awkwardly walk backwards and manage to knock down everything in sight.*

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CRINGES

The ending is so me though lol

Whisper shouts

OmG I HAVE 130 SUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU WE ONLY NEED 70 MORE SO CLOSE!!!!!!

I am forever gracious.. I cant believe I actually have this much thank you guys!!