(OLD) EP. 5
Jeremy: Do you think people put SunnyD and sunflower seeds in their shoes?
Cody: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I JUST SAT DOWN DUDE!
Jeremy: Did you just make a Family Guy reference?
Cody: Yes I did, what are you gonna do about it?
Jeremy: Can you just answer the damn question?
Cody: What even was the question? I didn't understand the first time.
Jeremy: Do you think people put SunnyD and sunflower seeds in their shoes?
Cody:...........Jeremy why would anyone ever do that?
Jeremy: So they can be walking on sunshine bro.
Cody: Ge-G-G, *Takes a deep breath* ok, this was almost the short episode ever, I almost yelled at you to get out. That would've been the shortest episode we ever had.
Jeremy: Yeah tha- Wait hold on. So your telling me the only way to end an episode is for you to yell Get out?
Cody: No, I don't mean literally, I was making a joke Jeremy.
Jeremy: Oh I see.
Cody: Alright, so have any trains derailed?
Jeremy: No, not that I know of.
Cody: Alright, fair. Well I have no idea what to talk about right now. I mean again we never know what to talk about do we?
Jeremy: Not really no.
Cody: Oh wait hold on, I got news!
Jeremy: Oh sweet.
Cody: Alright so apparently........Oh, Uh oh.
Jeremy: What, what happened?
Cody: Ok well, the entirety of the Andrina Galaxy just raged war on us.
Jeremy: Ok well that's inte- Wait huh?
Cody: Yeah their are all pissed off at us right now?
Jeremy: For what, what did we do?
Cody: Well they sent a message along with their declaration of war, it says and I quote: "You didn't Juju on that beat"
Jeremy: Excuse me?
Cody: That's all it says man.
Jeremy: Wait seriously?!
Cody: Yes seriously, I ain't lying about this man.
Jeremy: Deadass?
Cody: Bro........The Deadest of Asses.
Jeremy: Well holy crap. I maybe fought in many wars and have over 300 confirmed enemy kills but I'm not sure what to do against that man.
Cody: Yeah, like it's not one planet or anything like that, it's the whole damn galaxy. THE ENTIRE GALAXY!
Jeremy: What the hell man? Jesus Christ.
Cody: Yeah. Well it's a good thing I already have defenses set up for this.
Jeremy: Wait huh? What do you mean you already have defenses set up for this, what did you do?
Cody: I may or may not have ask Scott and Tankman to just start throwing stars at them.
Jeremy:......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................HUH?!
Cody: Yeah the Andrina Galaxy is long gone now. Like it's not even there anymore.
Jeremy: Wait how old this message?
Cody: 3 weeks.
Jeremy: What?
Cody: 3 weeks old so after episode 2
Jeremy: Holy crap dude. Why, WHY WOULD KEEP THAT FOR SO LONG?!
Cody: I'm gonna completely honest with you man, I thought it was gonna be funny.
Jeremy: Oh good a reference. A reference that no one is gonna get.
Cody: People tuning in since day 1 of this show are gonna get that joke, trust me, they will appreciate it.
Jeremy: Wait why did you wait so long to tell me that the Andrina Galaxy raged war against us.
Cody: Well I wanted to use it as a topic for this show y'know.
Jeremy: Oh I see, Alright.
Cody: Yeah you see?
Jeremy: Yeah it's for...
Cody/Jeremy: Comedic purposes....... Oh.........Ayo?....................Bro......Wait...........Naw.........We are talking at the exact same time.
The duo then starts to brust out in laughter.
Cody: Wait, what the hell? 🤣
Jeremy: Oh, Wait a sec, w-wait no I was...🤣🤣..I actually wasn't expecting to happen. I didn't expect us to pull that of on the show.
Cody: Me neither dude.
The duo then calm down.
Cody: Bro I knew it was gonna happen eventually but I didn't think it was happen so soon.
Jeremy: I know right. That honestly kinda crazy. I think we should end it right there. I mean we are WAAAAAY past the 500 word mark.
Cody: Yeah it's perfect honestly, we should end it off on an high note.
Jeremy: So it's not gonna with you yelling get out this time?
Cody: I guess not, no, not this time.
Jeremy: The fans might be a little upset about that though.
Cody: Well that a stupid thing to be upset about, but I'm Pretty sure that they won't be too serious upset if they do act upset. It's all in good fun.
Jeremy: Touché!
A/N: Funi Jeremy and Cody 5 guys!! Jeremy and Cody 5!! Let's go!! Also no speical guest this time. Sorry.
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