(OLD) Ep.12 Ft. Daniel Eclipse

Cody: Ok? Are you ready?

Jeremy: I mean....... I'm ready when you are.

Cody: Alright take it off!

Jeremy takes off the blindfold to reveal the duos location.

Jeremy: Homie....

Cody: Yeah?

Jeremy: Where the hell are we?

Cody: Uh. This is Citizen_Soldier16 office.

Jeremy: Why are we here?

Cody: Well, while you were fishing with Sammy. Let's just say that some people kinda, destoryed the old location. And I realized that we couldn't keep doing that in there. So UCS is currently building a new room for the podcast but until then we will have to use CS' office now.

Jeremy:: Alright. I guess I can use deal with.

Cody: Don't worry it shouldn't be too long. Anyways I think we should bring our guest in wouldn't you say.

Jeremy: Agreed. Remind me who it is again.

Cody: Oh you'll see in 3.......2.......1.......

Suddenly a white flash of light filled the office and when it goes back to normal, a new person is in the room.

?????: Wait the hell? Where am I?

Cody: Well, Well, Well. If it isn't one of my fromer employers.

?????: Cody? THE HECK IS GOING ON MAN?

Cody: Relax Daniel. Sorry to make you drop in unannounced but we need to do something to show the people that we can have guest again.

Daniel: AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SPAWN ME IN WITHOUT WARNING ME OR SOMETHING?!

Cody: I mean, we are technically from different universes so..............pretty much ya.

Jeremy: Wait, different universe?

Cody: Oh yeah should've specified. Jeremy, this my friend from Earth 7305380755 or whatever he's from, he was an owner of a professional wrestling company where dead and retired wrestlers were there still competing. It didn't last very long because it didn't really get off the group.

Daniel: That's basically the in and out of it.

Jeremy: Wait isn't the universe he's from going crazy because of this.

Daniel: Not really. ZawweEcpliseAnbu doesn't have anything with going on at the moment so I'm fine.

Cody: See it's all good, the space time continuum won't die due to Dan the Man being here.

Jeremy: Ok now that we got introductions out the way,

1.People are starting to realize that dust bunnies are having secret lives.

2. here is a conspiracy theory down in Rome, GA's laundromat where it's secret being ran by a "Mattress Firm",

3.eople are still trying to figure out what "I can't believe it's not butter" actually is,

4. The world's worst karaoke performance happened this weekend,

5. A Sock History book was just created,

And to top it all off another train derailed.

Daniel: What in the wor-

Jeremy: Cody you have anything?

Cody: Yes in fact I do.

1. There is currently a trend happening where people are wearing mismatches socks,

2. People are studying the art of procrastination but trying to get nothing wrong in record time,

3. There is a debate going around where we are figuring out if a hotdogs a sandwich,

4. Hollywood is currently making a documentary about a professional couch potato,

5. And there here is a study of what the best and worst pick-up lines are.

Daniel: Ok! What are you two talking about?!

Cody: The news man, what do mean what are you two talking about?

Daniel: Those are just a string of noise you two put together.

Jeremy: Isn't that what talking is? Like we're doing it.

Daniel: You know what, frick this I'm going back to my world.

Another flash of white light filled the room and when it disappeared, so did Daniel.

Jeremy: If he could do that whenever he wanted why did he wait till now to do it?

Cody: At this point, I have no idea. Well I think this is a good stopping point. I gonna get a Sprite from the fridge CS has in here, you want anything Jeremy?

Jeremy: Naw I'm good.

Cody: Alright everyone else GET OUT!

A/N: This episode was requested by ZawweEcpliseAnbu. Here you go my man.

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