My 89th overdue library book that I have to return but coRoNA-. pauch

wow pauch how did you know

It'd be pretty hard for Pauch not to recognize their own library book - Griffin

I hope the book isn't rwrb

Hasn't returned their library books since '89 -greg

Is there an expired date for library books, like when the books became unreadable? - william

Overdue went into the library at dusk just to return their 89 year old overdue book (and they had to suffer b i g fines) -Nothing

Forgot to submit their library book on time bc they were too busy listening "1989"- Coco

They have 89 library books at home which they rented in 1989 and they'll have to pay a fine of 89 dollars when they return it - colour

A library book that attained sentience after a radioactive coffee spilled on them and is plotting to take over the world - Griffin
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A librarian frustrated with how many library books have gone missing. One day, the spirit of an overdue book came after being thrown away and ripped apart and lost then came and possessed the librarian and will now come into your house at night and steal all of your books (and icecream) if ur book is overdue.
– Candy
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