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a literal griffin obviously 

Living in the mythical mountains of Niffirg, Griffin.subject.Q is a large winged animal. The Griffin.subject.Q is a highly intelligent creature, with the mental capabilities to properly and efficiently use a computer and the observation website that we call Wattpad. Griffin.subject.Q is also capable of communicating with volunteer test subjects that were given access to Wattpad, tricking them into assuming that Griffin.subject.Q is a human. To conclude this report, Subject Q of the Griffin Experiments is far superior, and is ready for espionage missions. -pauch

A legit griffin that types with his beak - Quack

I'm fine with this but y'all didn't mention how majestic I am - Griffin

My bad... GRIFFIN YOU ARE SO MAJESTIC CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE MY CLUMSINESS AWAY (no like actually please do... I'm an embarrassment to myself and everyone I trip over) -Wolf

Griffin is the majestic one in the group -Nothing

He is buckbeak's fwiend's mother's second son's wife's gran's great grand daughter's ex-fiance... - Coco

^^ -overdue

Are you implying that I was once engaged to buckbeak's friend's mother's secondson's wife's gran's great drand daughter?  Because if so, how the hell did you know about that? - Griffin

Uh well I got my own ways lmso- Coco