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ATTENTION!!!!
If this is the first time you are reading this and you are here to comment your name where you would like it to be added, here are the rules:
1) If someone's name is already there, it's taken.
2) If someone's name is already there but in parenthesis, you can put your name there, but if the person with their name in parenthesis decides they want it, they get priority.
3) If you see your name in parenthesis, that's because another admin thought of you and put your name. Say either "yes I want it" or "no remove my name."
4) If it's blank, feel free to comment your name!
5) I published this totally unedited so you get to see the dysfunctional admin dialogue
Peace out wattbandians :D - Griffin
Admins: I'm not doing too well
Admins: I have this headache that comes and goes
Scorpio x Pisces: *walks into room*
Admins: Oh look there it is again
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Wolf: *holds the door open for Quack* After you
Quack: No after you
Wolf: I insist after you
Dark: *pushes past both of them* After me
(Whoever put me on this incorrect quote... Are you stalking me because I do this 24/7 to people -Wolf) (It would be me - William)
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William: Let me see what you have
Dark: A knife!
William: Okay, have fun-
Overdue: NO
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Overdue: Can you guys just TRY and see from my perspective? (ngl I totally see this happening -overdue)
Quack: *kneels down* (LMAO YES -quack)
Candy: *crouches* (DAMMIT WHO KEEPS DELETING WHAT IM DOING)
Overdue:
Overdue: I'll kill you both in your sleep (ngl yeah -overdue)
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(Colour or Candy): Let me get this straight.
William: More like let me run this bi you.
Nothing: Let's see how this pans out.
Overdue, Confusion, Quack, and Griffin in unison: How about we ace-cess this situation?
Wolf: I'm a lesbian.
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Admin 1: I'm useless.
Wolf: No, you're not.
Candy: You can be used as a bad example.
Yo this is Griffin I'm gonna add some highlights from my 10,000 word incorrect quotes document. Add yourself in wherever!
- OK BUT I HAD TO DO THIS (overdue) (dark don't kill me thanks)
Dark: *Loses Jimmy at the mall*
Dark: *Goes up to the office* Excuse me, I lost my friend. Can I make an announcement?
Mall security officer: Yes, of course.
Dark: *Leaning into the mic* Goodbye you smug b*stard.
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Police officer: You're under arrest for having three people on a motorcycle at once, blaring a song titled "All-star".
Griffin: Wait... THREE?!
Police officer: Yes, three, why—
William: What the—
Candy: QUACK FELL OFF!
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Candy: Alright, if you guys don't shut up them I'll pick someone to lead the group today and show you how bad it is when I'm not the leader!
Everyone:
Griffin: Oh! Oh! Me me me! Pleeeeeease!
Candy:
Candy: Fine...
Griffin: EVERYONE TO CHUCK E CHEESE!!!
Candy: NO—
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*At their worst*
Griffin: *In the hospital with to broken arms and three teeth missing* Worth it
Quack: So my cunning plan got so convoluted that I somehow managed to double-cross myself and ended up with a year's detention
Overdue: I DON'T NEED SLEEP IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY SINCE I ATE I NEED TO FINISH THIS BOOK ABOUT DRAGON DUNG DAMMIT
Jimmy: *Arms full of kittens* I want them all
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Quack: At least I'll die doing something I love.
Pauch: What's that?
Quack: Dying.
#SaveQuack'sMentalHealth
#SaveWattband'sMentalHealth (lmso-)
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Candy: Tell him off! Assert yourself!
Greg: That's my ice cream cone!
Candy: Great now let him have it!
Greg: You can have it!
(whO PUT MY NAME HERE IM JUST WONDERING BECAUSE THIS IS VERY ACCURATE -greg)
(IT WAS ME I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO -quack)
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William: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Wolf: Okay.
Pauch: Sure.
William: Give me all your money if you want to live.
Wolf: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Pauch: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
William: Guys.
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Candy: Hey what time is it?
Wolf: One sec lemme find out
Wolf: *Blasts 'All star'*
Overdue: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING ALL STAR AT 2AM?!
Wolf: It's two am.
WHO PUT MY NAME HERE THIS IS ACCURATE BUT WHO DID THIS
IT WAS I - Quack
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Colour: Good responses for being stabbed with a sword?
Overdue: Rude.
Quack: That's fair.
Confusion: Not again! (Confusion I'm concerned - Griffin) (nah man I'm fine - Confusion)
Griffin: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?
(William): Oh no, I'm allergic!
Perc- (nO) Pauch: You dropped this.
Greg: Sword of seems like you've got a problem with me. (This one gives me Greg vibes) (puns obviously)
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Admin: Ah, ah call an ambulance! Call an ambulance
Admin: *pulls out gun*
Admin: But not for me
(*rock music*
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!)
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Coco: The first rule of battle, Admin 2... don't ever let them know where you are.
*Smash cut to *
Griffin: Woohoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! Do you want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on! Aaaah! *Explosions ensue as Griffin dives behind a crate*
Coco: Of course, there are other schools of thought.
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Confusion: Whoa, where did you get that knife?
Pauch: *Grimly* It's a long story.
=FLASHBACK=
Pauch: *Sees a knife in store window*
Pauch: Whoa, neat!
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Candy: *Waking up* What happened?
Pauch: Nothing, you bring her up to date.
Nothing: Quack was shot, Confusion was half-strangled, the house exploded, Colour got smoke inhalation, William and Griffin are missing, and Dark is in a coma from mistaking the sleeping pills for good & plenty.
Candy: Holy crap, how long was I out?
Pauch: Twelve minutes.
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Candy: *Screams*
Wolf: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Confusion: Should we stop them?
Quack: No, I want to see who wins.
(I'm sorry Candy but I'd T-pose over you to assert my dominance;^; fight me -wolf)
(Try me Wolf. Who's taller >:v)
(NOT IF I STAND ON A TABLE. MAHAHAHA -WOLF)
(I'M SO CONFUSED IN THIS INCORRECT QUOTE LMAO - Confusion)
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Dark: *Points a broken coffee machine* So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Quack: ...it was me. I broke it.
Dark: No, no you didn't. William?
William: Don't look at me, look at Nothing.
Nothing: What?!? I didn't break it.
William: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Nothing: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
William: Suspicious.
Nothing: No, it's not!
Greg: If it matters, Wolf was the last one to use it.
Wolf: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Greg: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Wolf: I use the wooden stirrers to build mini archery sets. Everyone knows that, Greg!
Quack: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Dark
Dark: No you didn't. Who broke it?
Pauch: Dark... Overdue's been awfully quiet.
Overdue: REALLY?!?
*Everyone starts fighting*
Dark: *Stares at the camera* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig's head on a stick.
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Candy: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Candy: *aggressively throws water bottles*
William: Uh...
Quack: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Candy: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Overdue: *crying* It's working.
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Quack: You three. Explain now!
Pauch: It was Griffin.
William: It was Griffin.
Griffin: It was Griffin.
Quack:...
Griffin: Wait
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Confusion: Imagine if someone handed you a box with all the items you've lost throughout your lifetime...
Quack: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back...
Pauch: Oh wow, my childhood innocence. Thank you for finding this.
Overdue: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!
William: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Griffin: Mental stability, my old friend!
Confusion: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
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Guys, I'm so sorry I'm addicted to incorrect quotes (this is Griffin), add your names as you like:
lmao yes (overdue)
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Nothing: *Bangs on the door* Open up!
William: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Nothing: I meant—
Pauch: Let him finish.
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Confusion: *Pulls up to a restaurant* Can you get a table for everyone?
Griffin: Sure!
*A few minutes later*
Griffin: *Sprints out of the restaurant carrying a table* START THE CAR
Confusion: What the f—
(Griffin now it's my turn to be concerned for you - Confusion)
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Greg: What should I do?
Pauch: Just act mature.
*Later*
Person: So, what do you like to do?
Greg: *In a deep voice* Taxes
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Quack: So here's the tea—
Pauch: This is a mission report.
Griffin: Wait no I want to hear the tea.
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(Dark?): I could kill you if I wanted to.
Nothing: Yeah? Well so could another human being.
Nothing: So could a dog.
Nothing: So could a dedicated duck. (liKE ME MWAHAH -quack) (quack no -overdue)("...Quack."said Quack.) (omfg istg-) (Gasp, Quack could kill me, I- -Nothing)
Nothing: You aren't special.
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William: Why would you give Pauch a knife.
Dark: Pauch felt unsafe.
William: Now I feel unsafe.
Dark: *Opens bag* Want a knife?
William: Why the frick do you have so many knives—
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Pauch: *Cuts hand*
Greg: You're bleeding! What's your blood type?
Pauch: B positive.
Greg: I'm trying, but this could be serious.
Pauch:
Greg: Oh.
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William: How come I smell fire?
Nothing: Because of my burning passion for you.
William:
Nothing: I had an accident with the toaster.
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Nothing: S[he] be[lie]ve[d]
Overdue: He lied...
Griffin: Sbeve.
Nothing: There are two types of people.
Pauch: How did you even pronounce the brackets?
Nothing: Make that three.
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Overdue: You were injured, how much do you remember?
Pauch: Just the ambulance ride.
Overdue: Wait what? Greg drove us, there was no ambulance.
Pauch: But I heard sirens?
Overdue: That was William
William: Sorry, I was nervous.
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William: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Nothing: This one's reusable so it's not bad for the environment.
William: I know, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti.
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Overdue: *Driving to the airport* Have a safe flight.
Dark: I have no say in the matter.
Overdue: *Driving off* Die, then.
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Wolf: Hanging mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever is under it.
Griffin: I guess now it's... mistelFOE.
William: Somebody's halls are getting decked.
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Greg: Date someone who will drag you out at 3:00 am to look at the stars.
Confusion: If anyone wakes me up at 3:00 am to look at the damn sky they will be removed permanently from my life.
(You've got your priorities right, Confusion! - Colour)
(Nobody messes with my quality sleep - Confusion)
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Griffin: Hey do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Pauch: You're a hazard to society.
Wolf: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Pauch: One day you'll develop feelings for people.
Overdue: I already have feelings for people.
Pauch: Really?
Overdue: They make me angry.
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(Dark): Look up. Count the stars in the sky.
Wolf: It's the day.
(Dark): That's how many f***s I give.
Wolf: So... one?
(Dark): ZERO.
Wolf: The sun is a star.
(Dark): Screw off.
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Griffin: Wow, it's really muggy out today.
William: If I go outside and all the mugs are on the lawn, I'm quitting this account.
Griffin: *Sips hot cocoa from a bowl*
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Overdue: "Knowledge" is knowing that tomato is a fruit, "Wisdom" is knowing not to put tomato
in a fruit salad.
Nothing: That's deep.
Quack: "Philosophy" is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Nothing: That's even deeper.
Pauch: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn't a smoothie, you nasties.
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(Jimmy): Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Nothing: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.
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Admins: *On a date* So, what do you think of Scorpio x Pisces?
Date: I love it! They have such a cute good girl bad boy dynamic!
Admins, shoving breadsticks in their pockets: I have to go.
(We be actually going on dates-) (what is this date you speak of -overdue)
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Griffin: Want to play a game?
Confusion: Uh... sure...
Griffin: It's called "Friend" or "OC". I give you actual quotes I've heard (Jimmy) say, and you
guess if they're talking about their friend or their OC.
Confusion:
Confusion: Awesome.
(yes I put myself in here because in this incorrect quote I am confused - Confusion)
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Pauch: Okay we need a plan.
Quack/Greg: *Raises hand*
Pauch: We need a plan that does not involve RedWhiteAndNO or RWRB references.
Quack/Greg: *Slowly lowers hand*
(HOW DARE YOU MAKE A PLAN WITHOUT REDWHITEANDNO AND/OR RWRB REFERENCES! GRRRR! -Angy Nothing) ('angy' lmao -pauch) (Yes, I am angy >: ( -Livid and angy Nothing) (I should not have laughed as hard as I did rip -overdue) (oofsies -A Nothing that's not angy anymore)
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Overdue: I love working here it's just... we all have a lot of laughs.
*Smash cut to*
Overdue: *Walking through* F*ck off Jimmy, I not joining your f*cking apply fic.
(Oofsies, also, Jimmy, stop making applyfics >: ( you already have enough -Nothing)
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William: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Pauch: No.
William: *Covers mic* What do I do?
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Pauch: Jimmy learned a new cuss word today.
Dark: Where the f*ck did she learn that sh*t?
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Greg: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak. Like, look at this fricking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I am losing.
Quack: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
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Candy: Did you know that dinosaur skeletons in the museum are usually fake casts?
Pauch: Did the internet tell you that?
Candy: *Putting necromancy books back on shelves* Nope, just a series of disappointing museum trips.
(Damn right you can bet I'm a party pooper)
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Pauch: English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat.
Confusion: Thank you.
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Nothing: You call it 'really bad at darts', I call it freestyle acupuncture.
William: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.
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Greg: Colour, I'm feeling depressed, say something hopeful.
Colour: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Greg: Thanks, that really helped.
Pauch: What if you die tomorrow and never have another plate of nachos?
Wolf: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Pauch: GET OUT
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Candy: Look, this doesn't have to be a big deal. Whoever took that pie, come forward and all will be forgiven.
Everyone:
Candy: Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.
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Griffin: How do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?
William: A glass of water is an inanimate object, and is therefore incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic english.
Griffin:
Griffin: Water you doing?
(High five, William. I don't understand his jokes either - Colour)
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Nothing: I'm a pan, and I'm gonna bonk you.
Admin 2: Go ahead. You have my permission.
Nothing: I- No.
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Griffin: William is choking! I'm trying to call 911, but the nine button isn't working!
Pauch: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!
Griffin: Genius!
William, stops choking momentarily: What the f*cking hell?
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Admin 1: What is your secret to staying down-to-earth?
Pauch: Well, I mean, there's a thing called gravity-
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Coco: If I were a drink, I would be hot cocoa. What would you be?
Quack: Sewage water.
Pauch: Bleach.
Coco: Calm down, edgelords.
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Colour: Say no to drugs.
Admin 2: Say yes to drugs.
Pauch: It doesn't matter what you say to drugs because if you talk to them, you're taking drugs.
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Admin 1: I found two puppies. I'll name them after Pauch and Griffin.
Coco: Aww, that's nice. I guess.
Admin 1: Here are stupid clown and total moron!
Coco: Knew it.
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Candy: Wow, you've grown!
Overdue: No, I'm just wearing high heeled sneakers.
Candy: You WHAT?-
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Person: I need you to be straight with me.
Most of the admins: *nervously laughs in LGBTQ+*
(Well I identify as straight lol.
-Candy)
(Okay, I'll just change it. -Nothing)
(It's fine I might be aroace tho idk lmao)
(Lol, but I am straight so this is better - Colour)
OMFG THIS ONE WINS-
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Admin 1: Hello! Welcome to my first vlog where I try hair products!
Admin 1: *sprays hairspray into mouth*
Admin 1: Right off the bat, I can tell you it's not tasty.
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Quack: *signs a legal document with a glittery gel pen*
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Pauch: *accidentally slaps William*
Pauch: *deciding whether to say "are you okay" or "I'm so f*cking sorry"*
Pauch: ARE YOU F*CKING SORRY?
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Admins somewhere
Admin 1: Where is Nothing?
Griffin: I'll do you one better, who is Nothing?
Nothing: *waltzes in the room* I'll do you one better, why is Nothing?
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Pauch: Could you pass the salt?
Overdue: *slides Dark across the table*
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William: When have I done anything irrational and stupid?
Colour: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.
(I took this because I NEVER forget such things. That's ok, right? - colour)
(Yep! -Nothing)
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Greg (RIP): I like your pants!
Pauch: Thanks, it was 50% off!
Greg: I'd like it more if it was 100% off.
Pauch: That's a terrible way to run a business!
Greg: That's not what I meant-
Pauch: Are you planning to rob the store? How dare you!
#Grauch
(I'm scared for who ever inserts their name for Admin 1-wolf)
(same... -overdue)
(Yeah, I agree- -Nothing)
(I am joining your club - Colour)
(Buy coco crispies for only 9.99$ - Griffin)
(griffin wtf -overdue)
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Confusion: I may be unattractive and shy.
Pauch: But?
Confusion: That's all.
(kAReN?-pauch)
(no I'm really just unattractive and shy lol - Confusion)
(N o -Nothing)
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Admin 1: Must you attack me with your words?
Overdue: You want me to attack you with boulders?
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Griffin: I'm 3,006 Cheetos tall.
Admin 2: Why would you need to measure your height in Cheetos?
William: Because we ran out of Doritos.
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Nothing: *shows a playing card* Ace of hearts!
Griffin: *shows an uno reverse* Uno reverse!
Coco: *shows a shiny Charizard card* Charizard, I choose you!
Pauch: What the f*ck has this game become?
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Overdue: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Quack:
Quack: That's not a lot of inches.
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Confusion: I'm aroace and confused. (This one should be confusion!)(on it lmao - confusion)
Griffin: About your sexuality/romantic orientation?
Confusion: No. Just confused. I am clueless on what's happening.
Confusion: Also my name is literally Confusion.
(I added a thing– - Confusion)
(AMAZING -Nothing)
(BEAUTIFUL -overdue)
(Your name isn't "literally Confusion" - Griffin)
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William: They died of natural causes.
Pauch: You pushed them off a roof-
William: Gravity is natural.
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Overdue: Truth or dare?
Coco: Truth.
Overdue: How many hours have you slept this week?
Coco: Dare.
Overdue: Go to sleep.
Coco: I hate this game.
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Candy: I'm a good citizen!
Colour: Name one law.
Candy: Don't kill people?
Colour: *sighs* That's on me, I set the bar too low.
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Pauch: Katy Perry or Taylor Swift?
Coco: Katy Perry!
Colour: Taylor Swift!
Confusion: Classical music!
Pauch, Coco & Colour: ...
(I'm putting this here because it actually happened to me and my friends irl and I was the classical music person lmao - Confusion)
Classical music ROCKS! - Quack
Musicals are better! -Nothing
(I agree with Quack, and to add on to Nothing's thing... WELCOME TO THE HOUSE, TO THE HAUS OF HOLBEIN J A- - Confusion)
O O O J A -Nothing
Well, Quack, technically classical music can't "rock" - Colour
BAHAHAHHAHAHA -Nothing
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Confusion: Wattband needs a cannon player so we can perform cool stuff like Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture"!
Griffin: *wheeling a cannon over* Say no more >:)
(I played that in 6th grade band and i still sometimes hum it while doing things :0 - pauch)
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William: Hello world, so someone hacked into my Spotify account, and everytime I try to change the song, they plays "F*ck You" by Ceelo Green. I hate them but also admire them at the same time.
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Overdue: What are you, five?
Coco: *snorts* Yeah, five heads taller than you
Overdue:
Coco:
Coco: I'm sorry please don't kill me
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griffin these are g o l d
we need more
Oui oui I love -Wolf
Aright it's kinda late right now but tomorrow I'll break out part 2 of my giant incorrect quote doc - Griffin
yesss -overdue
Amazing- Also, added some more quotes. -Nothing
I'll see if I can add more quotes lol, also I might make some of my own so if they're not funny then you know why - Confusion
These are amazing I love them :D
Great! - Griffin
Griffin, we need some more. I was too late T.T - Colour
I lowkey want to keep those random comments on the quotes if we publish these because they're hilarious - Confusion
YES - overdue
IMPORTANT EVERYONE READ:
1) This is Griffin and I have a bunch of new incorrect quotes! :D
2) THE MOST IMPORTANT: BEFORE YOU ADD YOUR NAME TO ANY OF THESE, ADD YOUR NAME TO AT LEAST FIVE QUOTES ABOVE. What happens is everyone takes the punchline spots (I'm very guilty of this) and then the set-up lines are left blank. But those have to be filled too. So here's a good system: Everyone goes through and takes the punchlines they want, then we go through a day later and add the set-up roles. Sound good?
Update: Less than five each, I just did it there aren't as many left as I remember
3) I put a couple people's names in parenthesis for ones that really struck me as them. So:
A) If you think an incorrect quote is a good fit for someone, put their name in parenthesis.
B) If you see your name in parenthesis, either delete the parenthesis if you like it, or delete the name if you don't.
C) Bear in mind that since I'm inviting other people to add names, you weren't necessarily put there by me
Candy: I'm going to need a human skull but you can't ask why.
(Dark): *Pulls out a bag of 20 human skulls* Sure, as long as you don't ask where I got these. Pick one.
(Ey me and dark be the demonic people of the group :D)
(I'm very scared now -Wolf)
(You scare me Dark - Colour)
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*Random sentences*
Jimmy: I'm too cute for 90% of the crap I go through.
Admin 2: *Choking back tears* Wanna fight?
Colour: How much dirt do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?
Dark: I'm sorry, you must be a least a Level 8 friend to unlock my tragic backstory. (LMSO)
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Quack: The police gave me an award today!
Pauch: For?
Quack: *Holds up ticket* Fastest driver!
Pauch: ...nO
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Admin 1: So you have a boyfriend?
(Wolf): No, I don't like boys.
Admin 1, nodding wisely: Ah, cooties.
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Admin 1: Okay, I have my eyes on Admin 2. I need you to come around from behind.
Coco: Copy.
Admin 1: Stop calling me that. I'm the real Griffin.
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Greg: Hey, Admin 2, pass the updog.
(Candy): What's updog?
Greg: QUACK YOU OWE ME 10$ TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
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Pauch: "Yoink" is the opposite of "yeet".
Confusion: The lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away
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(I don't know why but this one gave me vibes of Greg, Quack, and me (probably the puns and the countries) at the same time so like this happened)
(I'll add a few more country puns y'all can mark your names)
Greg: I am Hungary.
Quack: Maybe you should Czech the fridge.
Greg: I'm Russian to the kitchen.
Griffin: Do we have any Turkey?
Greg: We have some but it's covered in a layer of Greece.
Quack: Ew, there is Norway you can eat that.
Greg: I think I'll settle for a can of Chile.
Griffin: Denmark your name on the can
Overdue: Y'all I'm China eat in peace here
Griffin: Are you guys Finnished?
Coco: Ca-nada. (Nada means no-)
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Overdue: Being tired isn't even a mood anymore, it's my entire personality.
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Overdue: Fight me!
Quack: Aww, you're so cute. What are you gonna do? Kick me in the ankle?
*Later*
Wolf: Why is Quack on the ground sobbing and clutching his/her foot?
William: Overdue kicked them really hard in the ankle.
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Coco: Do you want to talk about your feelings?
Candy: Nah—
(Dark): I do.
Coco: I know, (Dark).
(Dark): I'm sad.
Coco: I know, (Dark).
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Wolf, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.
Candy: *Not looking up from her coffee* Morning, problem child.
(I love this! - Candy)
(Why dont you love me, candy? ;^; )
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Admin 1: What were you afraid of when you were a kid?
Confusion: Frankenstein.
Admin 1: Haha, don't you mean frankenstein's monster?
Confusion: I do not. Personally I find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being, and so should you.
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(Dark): Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Quack: Heck.
(Dark): You're on thin f*cking ice.
(Dark): Oh no
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Candy: One guacamole is equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guacas
(Chemistry is my favourite subject)
Chemistry-savvy Admin 2: I'm disgusted by my ability to get this joke. (I might have taken this, but I actually like this pun lol - Colour) (If no one takes this, put my name on it - Colour)
Griffin: One might even call it
Griffin: Avocado's number
Admin 2: NO
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(Griffin, Quack, or Greg): What is it called when you kill a friend?
(Griffin/Quack/Greg): Homiecide.
(William/Dark): Murder.
(Griffin/Quack/Greg): Homiecide.
(Tbh all three)
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Coco: What is love?
Admin 2: To take care of, protect and support someone else by putting their needs before yours.
Admin 3: Wanting to be with and do things with another person all the time.
Admin 4: To form a deep emotional bond between you and someone else.
(an aroace admin) Admin 5: A bunch of chemical processes in the brain.
Admin 2:
Admin 3:
Admin 4:
Admin 5: What?
Admin 6, moonwalking backwards and singing: BABY DON'T HURT ME~
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Overdue: How was school?
Colour: My stomach growled super loud in french.
Overdue: It... what?
Colour: I would like to clarify that my stomach did not speak in french. It growled in french class.
Wolf: Bonjour
Griffin: Le growl
Nothing: Hon hon hon feed me a baguette
Colour: Guys.
(lmso nice-)
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Candy: You're stupid.
Griffin: That's it?
Candy: It'll eat at you.
*Later*
Griffin: Am I stupid?
Overdue: Yeah, a little.
Griffin: Damn her.
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Admin 1: Four hours is the most time I've ever spent alone with any human. It was the worst experience of my life.
Admin 2: What about that time we co-wrote an apply fic? That was about four hours.
Admin 2: Oh, I see what just happened.
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Admin 1: You shouldn't insult anyone bigger than you.
Overdue: Then I can't insult anyone.
Admin 1: Exactly.
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Admin 1: I owe you my life.
Coco: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not impressed.
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Wolf (spiders are cute): Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Overdue: Killed without hesitation.
only thing me and spiders have in common tbh
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Admin 1: I am going to have you judge a category in the awards book.
Seaweed: Why?
Admin 1: Because of all the good things you've written.
Seaweed: I have the least books written of anyone here.
Admin 1: It's not about the numbers, Admin 2, it's about the attitude.
Seaweed: I have the worst attitude of anyone here.
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Overdue: You know what I've always wondered? How can you tall people sleep at night? The blanket can't possibly cover from your shoulders to your toes.
Quack: It's 4:00 in the morning.
Overdue: So you can't sleep?
Overdue: Is it the blanket?
(I THOUGHT OF YOU TWO SO I HAD TO DO IT I'M SORRY - Confusion)
LMAO I LOVE HOW WHENEVER IT SAYS SHORT ADMIN PEOPLE JUST AUTOMATICALLY THINK OF ME
BRUH YOU'RE 5'0 WHO ELSE WERE WE GONNA THINK OF - GRIFFIN
LMAO WHO KNOWS IT'S HILARIOUS -overdue
I LOVE THAT YALL PUT ME IN THESE WISJWJJE - Quack
Also, can confirm that my feet stick out of blankets - also quack
:00000000 can't relate - overdue
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Coco: She locked herself in her room. We can't get her to come out.
Pauch: Just tell her I said something.
Coco: Like what?
Pauch: Anything factually inaccurate.
*Five minutes later*
Overdue: I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean?
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Coco: Don't worry, everyone's afraid of something.
Admin 2: Even you?
Coco: Haha! No.
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Coco: *Calling * Hey.
(Dark): I swear to god if you're calling from jail I will make sure no one finds your body.
Coco: Okay now I'm just relieved the police are listening to this.
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William: Can you pick up milk?
Griffin: *Lifts gallon* Oh yeah, in my sleep.
William: No, I meant at the store.
Griffin: I would imagine it weighs the same there too
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Coco: There's no i in team, but there is one in pizza.
Admin 2:
Admin 2: So you're not going to share?
Coco: I am not.
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Admin 1: Why am I not a banana?
Colour: Because your genetic code dictates that you are a human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50-60% of your genetic code with bananas.
Admin 1: Thanks, that does make me feel better.
Nothing: Are you saying some people are 10% more banana than others?
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Coco: Quack talks in his sleep.
Admin 3: Really?
*2am*
Quack: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
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(Coco): You're going to hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late.
Greg: Joke's on you, I'm going to hate myself in the morning no matter what.
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Admin 1: Did you know most laugh tracks were recorded in the 1950s? That means you're most likely hearing dead people laughing.
Coco: That may be interesting to some people, but I always hear dead people laughing.
Admin 1: What the hell Coco
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(Dark): I'm evil.
(Dark): So full of darkness.
(Dark): I feed off the souls of the living.
(Dark): I strike fear.
(Jimmy): You sleep with a stuffed cat called mittens.
(Dark): he's sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS (Pfffffft-)
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Colour: I just want to be included.
Admin 2: Okay! We'll include you!
*Later*
Colour: What the hell
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Admin 1: Do you play any sports?
Coco: I run away from feelings.
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Coco: *Points ruler* At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Admin 2: Which end?
Admin 3: Both.
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Admin 1: Listen, I'm going to need you to calm down.
Nothing: *Banging fists on table* But how can it be birthday cake flavor if birthday cake can be any flavor?
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Admin 1: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand just to sound smart.
Overdue: I photosynthesize with this.
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Admin 1: You're coming off as really paranoid.
Coco: Everyone keeps saying that! It's like some kind of conspiracy!
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Candy: Did you have a plan?
Griffin: I thought adrenaline would kick in, and it did not.
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Admin 1: The only way to defeat a bully is to stand up to them! I speak from personal experience.
Coco: Psh, yeah right. When did you ever stand up to a bully?
Admin 1: Never, but I have bullied a lot of people and I can tell you when someone stands up to me I totally back down.
Quack: *Walks into the room* Hi!!
All:
Quack: Our bones are wet.
Admin 2: WHY WOULD YOU—
Quack: Nobody said hi back.
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Overdue: Good morning!
Admin 2: Good morning!
Admin 3: Good morning!
Admin 4: Ugh, you all sound like robots! Spice it up a little!
Coco: *walking in* MORNING MOTHERF*CKERS
Ughhh I wanna draw these all out but I'm too lazy too :(
– Candy
...BUT I'M NOT - Griffin
When timezones don't exist- -Nothing
Colour: Coco, can you pass me the salt?
Coco: Sorry the what?
Colour: The salt.
Coco: Sorry I cant understand you.
Colour, sighing: The ocean cocaine.
Coco: pff, Yeah why didn't you say so earlier.
(Whoever puts their name for this quote I'm very concerned for you both - Confusion)
(i'll join you - overdue)
(lmso but it's funny- thx for being concerned about me tho *wipes tears* - Coco)
~~~
Coco: Hey Colour, did you know that Thot means 'thoughtful person'?
Colour: It does? Oh I didn't know that!
~Later~
Colour: Thanks for helping me with baking today Griffin, you're a real thot.
Griffin, Wheezing: I'm a what!?
(By the way, can anyone tell me what its actual meaning is? I really don't know - Colour)
(It is used today in the same way 1500s people used the word "temptress")
(It means WHAT?! oH MY fREakIng GOds, Griffin, you are not a thot!)
(lmaoooo - overdue)
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Admin 1: We had to count our resting pulses for Physical Education. Mine is 69,420.
Admin 2: You're better off dead with that resting pulse.
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(Candy/Dark): Dear Diary, my teen angst bullsh*t now has a body count.
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Overdue: I love my friends
Overdue: *enters room*
(This radiates Quack, Griffin, and Pauch/Greg energy)(Tbh it can be all 4): *being chaotic and messing the place up*
Overdue: I take that back
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Announcer person: Please rise for the national anthem
Admins: Oh boy this is my shot
Admins: *accidentally plays "Never Gonna Give You Up"*
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~The admins are cursed to only speak in their native language~
(If any of y'all wanna do this one, please try to translate the stuff in the brackets to whatever your mother tongue is because that's how I planned for the incorrect quote to work - Confusion)
Coco: हमें किसने ਸਰਾਪ दिया? (Who cursed us?) [Hindi and Punjabi]
Nothing: Hindi ko 知道. (My native languages are Chinese and Filipino- So, yeah-) (Translation: I don't know. For the Filipino part: I don't, For the Chinese part: know) (Also, this is Nothing, duh)
Colour: तुम सब क्या बोल रहे हो मुझे कुछ समझ में नहीं आ रहा है। (What are you all saying, I can't understand anything!) (That's Hindi, by the way - Colour)
Overdue: לבסוף אני לא יכול להיות מוטרד מכם 因为我听不懂你 (Finally I can't be bothered by you people because I can't understand you) (hebrew and simplified chinese -overdue)
Confusion: 哪一個是我的母語？(Which one is my native language again?)
Pauch: 누군가 도와주세요(Translation: Someone please help)(Korean-pauch)
The admins whose native language is English: *nervous sweating*
Quack: ....uh, eagle eagle freedom football GAME DAY HELL YEAH dude sports dude dude I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of America. And to the Republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God, one and indivisible, with liberty and justice for all NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
Griffin: *Yeets tea into the harbor*
Admins: ........
Quack: .....I thought we were talking in our native language
Griffin: *in the background, waving a colonial America flag*
(QUACK THIS IS AMAZING -Nothing)
(Lmao ever since re-reading this I've had patriotic american songs in my head - Griffin)
(OH- OFF WE GO, INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER. CLIMBING HIGH, INTO THE SUN. HERE THEY COME, ZOOMING TO MEET OUR THUNDER. ATTEM BOYS, GIVE 'ER THE GUN. DOWN WE DIVE, SPOUTING OUR FLAME FROM UNDER, OFF WITH ONE, HELLUVA ROAR. WE LIVE IN FAME, OR GO DOWN IN FLAMES, CAUSE NOTHING CAN STOP THE US AIR FORCE)
(OVER THERE. OVER THERE, SEND THE WORD, SEND THE WORD OVER THERE. THAT THE YANKS ARE COMING, THE YANKS ARE COMING, THE DRUM-TUM-TUMMING EVERYWHERE.)
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Admins in Online Class
Coco: typing: me pls not
Pauch: Hmmm, how about Coco? You answer the question.
Coco: I meant to type "not me pls."
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Overdue: I'm 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% doesn't care.
Colour: That's 110%-
Overdue: 20% doesn't care.
Colour: I should've known that was coming.
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Admins deciding what music to play in a car
Coco: I'm the driver, so I get to choose the music, and I choose *insert song*.
Overdue: You may be the driver, but I was the one who bought this car, so I can change the crappy music you played. *changes music to *insert music**
Pauch: Actually, that was my money you used to buy this car. That means I get to change the music! *changes music into *insert music**
Quack: Pauch, you know, Admin 2 bought the car with your money during the week I dared you guys to say that you achieved nothing for that week. So, technically, I bought the car AND it was my money because of that dare. I'm changing the music. *changes music to Six*
Confusion: Can't we just play the best song of all time? *plays Never Gonna Give You Up*
All Admins: Ah, yes.
I just made this on my own, sigh, not sure if it's okay -Nothing
nEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP-
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Pauch: Would you rather die or-
Coco: Die.
Pauch: I wasn't finished yet-
Coco: Die.
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Admin 1: I am a very closed-up person.
Admin 2: Hi!
Admin 1: Ok so I'll first tell you about the smaller struggles of my life before moving on the the larger traumas and how they affected me. . .
NEW QUOTES BELOW YALL - Griffin
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Overdue: Quack, she's mad because you said "awesome sauce" instead of "I value your friendship."
Overdue: (Greg), he cares about you. Stop being a child.
Overdue: (Dark), you're clearly at fault here and blaming Coco is not going to save you.
Overdue: Coco, everyone knows you were speed-eating doritos while you were supposed to be keeping watch.
Overdue: Frankly you're all to blame, so everyone apologize to me.
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Wolf: *Reading a fortune cookie* If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world stays the same
Quack: *Mouth full of takeout* Kill two
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Admin 1: Admin 2 told me I have four days to live.
Pauch: You're sick?!?
Admin 1: No, he just doesn't like me.
Seaweed: WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING ON TUESDAY
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Quack: Hello people who do not live here.
Pauch: Hi.
Greg: Hello.
Griffin: Hey!
Quack: I gave you that key for emergencies!
Pauch: We were out of doritos.
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Griffin: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Nothing: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Overdue: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Coco: I joined in the dumb stuff.
Admin 5: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Overdue: What does 'take out' mean?
Confusion: Food.
Admin 3: Dating.
(Dark): Murder.
Nothing: It can mean all three if you're not a coward.
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Admin 1: You had better stop yelling at me right now!
Pauch: Or what?
Admin 1: Or I'll probably start crying and I REALLY don't want to embarrass myself right now.
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Admin 1: I hope you two don't do anything stupid.
Quack:
Griffin:
Quack: I hope you're not hoping too much.
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(Dark): What should I do?
Coco: Just be yourself, say something nice.
(Dark): Wait, which one?
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Coco: I am a confident driver.
Wolf: You almost ran someone over.
Coco: Confidently.
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Griffin: *Runs into the room* Ok, I have a super cool plan but I need help with it.
Admin 2: *Spins wheel* Admin 3, it's your turn.
Admin 3: Dammit.
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Admin 1: I am non-binary (Are there any non-bi admins?) .
Admin 2: But you still have a man/woman's body.
Admin 1: You're right, we should probably bury him/her before we talk about my gender.
Admin 2: I'll get the shovels.
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Admin 1: (Dark) , we need to talk about your repressed rage.
(Dark): B*tch, you think it's repressed?
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Quack: Truth or dare?
Greg: Truth.
Quack: What's your credit card number?
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Admin 1: A friend just came looking for you.
Coco: A friend?
Admin 1: An enemy.
Coco: Oh! Which one?
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Admin 1: You're on a date with someone when they refer to guacamole as avocado jelly. What do you do?
Pauch: Leave.
Griffin: Propose.
Overdue: Hit them with a fork.
Wolf: Holy crap, I got a date?
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Admin 1: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the good side?
Admin 2: Because being mean makes me feel bad.
Coco: Congratulations, you just boiled down human philosophy in two sentences.
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Admin 1: If Admin 3 and I were drowning who would you save?
Coco: You morons can't swim?
Admin 1: It's a hypothetical question.
Admin 3: Yeah, who would you save?
Coco: My time and effort.
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Admin 1: Man, you're really lazy.
Coco: If you weren't on the opposite side of the table, I'd slap you.
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Confusion: Biology? More like bye-ology cause I'm out.
Overdue: Calculus? More like Cal-kill-us cause I'm dying.
Admin 3: Chemistry? More like che-mystery cause no one knows the answers.
Wolf: Maths? More like... no.
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Admin 1: This is, by far, the dumbest idea you've ever had.
Griffin: Heck yeah! New record!
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Kidnapper: ?
Admin 1: Speaking.
Kidnapper: I've kidnapped your friend . I'll return him if you give me 10,000$.
Coco: Oh ok—WAIT, ONLY 10,000$? YOU THINK I'M ONLY WORTH 10,000$?!?
Kidnapper: Um—
Coco: MAKE IT 20 MILLION—
Admin 1: SHUT UP !
Guys this is Griffin. I have a bunch of original incorrect quotes that I made up myself, should I add those or no?
yes ofc -overdue
ouiouiouiouioui jajajajaja -Nothing
Ok people seem interested so Ima do it - Griffin
si - pauch
INCORRECT QUOTES, BROUGHT BY WILLIAM!
Pauch: If I run and leap at Quack, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Pauch: Coming in!
Quack: NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE!
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Admin 1: Are you a cuddler?
Jimmy: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC- yeah I'm a cuddler.
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Colour: Why is your report card is on the ceiling?
Griffin: You told me to bring my grades up
Colour:
Griffin:
Colour: I did say that now, lemme see...
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Coco: Here you are (Admin 1)! A nice hot cup of coffee you got there.
Admin 2: Oh, it's cold.
Coco: A nice cup of coffee.
Admin 2: It's horrible!
Coco: A cup of coffee.
Admin 2: I'm not sure it is coffee.
Coco: A cup.
Admin 2: And it's in a bowl.
Coco: A
(I added something)
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Admin 1: Don't you think that this kinda crazy?
Coco: What?
Admin 1: My heart is beating so loudly right now
Coco: Why?
Admin 1: There's a cockroach near your feet.
Coco: *jumps to mid-air*
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Have some maybe original incorrect quotes from me, Nothing!
(Wait are the above this or below this?) - Griffin
(I didn't make them yet-) -Nothing
OK GUYS IT'S GRIFFIN HERE ARE SOME ORIGINAL INCORRECT QUOTES THAT I WROTE.
*Bisexual can be replaced with asexual or pansexual or whatever*
Admin 1: So according to this newspaper bisexuals do not exist.
(William): Huh.
*Later*
Police: *Sirens blaring* Sir, put down the tuba and put your hands above your head.
(William): YOU CAN'T ARREST ME I'M BISEXUAL
Police: Sir, please.
(BAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA -Nothing)
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Admin 1: Admin 2 makes me want to be gay.
Pauch: But he/she's already the gender opposite you.
Admin 1: Yes.
(Do we even have any heterosexuals?) (Candy and Colour maybe?)
I can take this, if Candy doesn't want to. But then, I'm the prechos Pisses, who would talk to me like that? (✿╹◡╹)
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Pauch: Hey, what's that you're drawing?
Nothing: Art challenge, its for Inktober.
Pauch: Oh, cool. *Notices a padlock on 's room* Why does (Dark) have a padlock?
Nothing: Oh, he said that was for Locktober.
Pauch: Um, interesting I guess...
Griffin: *jumps out* BOO
Nothing: *shrieks*
Pauch: What was that for?!?
Griffin: It's for Spooktober! I gotta scare 5 more people today! *Runs off*
Pauch: Okay this is getting kind of dumb.
Pauch: *Receives a text message* What the hell, Overdue? Why did you delete my contact?
Overdue: Hey, don't get on my case, I'm just trying to participate in Blocktober.
Pauch: Screw all of you, I'm going to watch star trek.
Admin 6: *walks in with pointy ears taped on* You mean you'll be participating in Spocktober?!?
Pauch:
Admin 6:
Pauch:
Admin 6:
Pauch: no.
Quack: *Kicks down the door holding a gun* ALRIGHT EVERYBODY FREEZE
Pauch: WHAT THE F—
Quack: IT'S GLOCKTOBER YA'LL
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Coco: Did you know that the alphabet is saying "hi"? H and I are right next to each other.
Pauch: Huh, I never noticed that.
Admin 3: English is like this because nobody said hi back.
(After that is jk, that means that hi wasn't for you -Nothing)
("No" is together too)
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Admin 1: Uninstall heart.exe
Admin 2: You can do that?
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Quack: *to male Admin 2* Dude.
Quack: *to Pauch* Dude.
Quack: *to nb Admin 4* Dude.
Quack: *to an inanimate object that's failing* dUDE-
lol idk people where i am call everything dude sso i figured why not try to do an incorrect quote
that's why it's so bad
- overdue
i- overdue lamo- pauch
stfu pauch you're in my state you know this-
HAVE THE ACTUAL INCORRECT QUOTES I MADE- -Nothing
AYYY - Griffin
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Admins Trick-or-Treating
Admins: Trick or treat!
Random Person: Who are you guys dressing up as?
Coco: I'm a broken doll-
Quack: I'm Crutchie from Newsies! (My actual costume this year uwu)
Griffin: I'm Jakey Poo! (JAKEY POO OMFG-)
Random Person: How about you, dearie?
Overdue: I'm dressed up as a disappointment. (This Admin is just dressed up as their self, that's the joke.)
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Coco: Imagine dying.
Colour: Imagine dying of dying.
Coco: Imagine dying of dying because of dying.
Colour: Pfft, couldn't be me.
Admin 3: It's f*cking 3 AM.
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Nothing: Coco sent me a bunch of spoilered |'s on Discord, and I'm angry.
Nothing: *gets a notification for Discord*
Nothing: FRICK YOU COCO STOP SENDING ME SPOILERED |'S!!!
(LMSO you actually included this- oh anyway as I said earlier- you're most welcome n maybe I'll send more of it XD - Coco) (OH FRICK NO- -Nothing)
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Confusion: Hey, is this drawing nice?
Colour: Yeah! I do think the anatomy is off.
Colour: And the hair lacks volume.
Colour: And the face looks mushed.
Colour: And the hands look like claws.
Confusion:
Colour:
Confusion: Wow, thanks a lot.
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Seaweed: It's Halloween. It's diabetes time.
Confusion: Do you even trick-or-treat?
Seaweed: No, I just eat candy and chocolate inside, crying to myself.
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Admin 1: School overrules our lives.
Admin 2: *nods* Yes, dictatorship.
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Random Person: I like Twilight.
Overdue: Don't look at me, and don't breathe the same air as me.
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(Dark): Hey guys, it's me! The biggest disappointment you know!
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Admin 1: There's a sea with random feet floating.
Admin 2: I hate you.
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Admin 1: When life gives you lemons. . .
Admin 2: Make lemonade.
Overdue: Squeeze them into peoples' eyes.
Admin 4:
Admin 1:
Admin 2:
Overdue:
Admin 4: . . . Don't read them until you're eighteen?
(Hey all, I found one more and i found it too good to not add)
Wolf: Look at my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Admin 2: . . . Girlfriend material?
Wolf: *rolling eyes* It's wool. My sweater is made of hundred percent wool.
Wolf: I am a wolf in sheep's clothing.
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HEY GUYS IT'S GRIFFIN HERE ARE SOME INCORRECT QUOTES DARK SENT
Dark: Ah, a surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined?
(Coco): *knocked over Dark's glass painting and causes glass breaking* Dark!!!
Dark: There it is.
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Overdue: Burger patties are just flat meatballs
(Willaim): Shut up
Overdue: ... But am I wrong?
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Jimmy: *taking a Buzzfeed quiz* Which word describes your personality? *looks at the option, sees extra* ExTRaAaAA-!
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Pauch: You lack a persona, Griffin...
Griffin: I HAVE A PERSONALITY! I WATCH "THE OFFICE"-! IT'S OKAY! I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE!
Pauch: I wanna be who I was before this...
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*Shopping*
Dark: [scanning the shelves] *
Dark, looking around before he turns to Overdue: Hey, have you seen a walking rotten boneless chicken nugget?
Overdue: shakes her head "no"
Dark: MARCO!
Griffin, from nearby: POLO!
Dark: That came from the tea aisle, didn't it-
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(Candy): *Behind the school* you got the good stuff?
Dark: *smirking while holding a black suitcase* Of course.
(Candy): *Hands Money to Dark* Dark: *Opens a suitcase and pulls out homemade Skull
Candles* Pleasure doing business with you.
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(Candy): No, you got it all wrong. I wasn't the one who lost the jar of cookies
Pauch: Then who was it
Griffin: Who was who again?
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(Jimmy): I have always wondered..... Why are you so always uptight
(William): Uptight? Who's uptight? The only one who's uptight is you.....
(Coco): Then you're hopeless?
(Willainm): *points at a window* beware of what you say
(Coco & Jimmy): You're the spawn of evil
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(Colour): Why are you on the floor?
Dark: *obviously tripped and fell on the floor before (Colour)* Oh, I don't know. I just wanted to say high to my best friend the floor. You know, they don't like it when you step on them.
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