feelin like this would actually happen in the krew and yhs when everyone at yhs was hella bored with life

minor cursing ahead

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

first five lines plus the 7th line inspired by TropicalMermaid

Entirely inspired by comment chat i had w/ her

Rainbow: Stop saying "i wish i could". Say "I will"

Draco: I will fly.

Rainbow: wAIT wHAT (or something along those lines)

Draco: WINGARDIUM-

Rainbow: dRACO nO

Draco: SHUT THE Ƒ*ϹƘ uP RAINBOW

Rainbow: DRACO WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT WAND

Draco: STUPEFY

Draco: Also, I got it from Ollivanders.

Draco: Hogwarts is real

Funneh: CAN YOU TAKE ME THERE I WANNA BE A WITCH

Everyone:

Alec, drinking coffee: mk

Kyran: HOW THE F*CK DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE COFFEE

Alec, still drinking coffee, in ominous voice: i have my ways