MUSIC DOES NOT BELONG TO ME.
THE CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME.
ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS ARE GENDERBENT.
(also if I spelled Senpai's real name wrong there might be more than one spelling of the name and if so, tell me the correct one. Kaia can also be spelled as Kaya- )

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Catherine of Aragon - Kai (Senpai) / Kaia (Senpai)
Anne Boleyn - Prince / Princess
Jane Seymour - Kyran / Kyra
Anna of Cleves - Elijah
Katherine Howard - Evan / Eva
Catherine Parr - Alec / Alex
All

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Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

And tonight, we are...

Live!

Listen up, let me tell you a story

A story that you think
You've heard before

We know you know our names
And our fame and our faces

Know all about the glories
And the disgraces

I'm done 'cause all this time
I've been just one word
In a stupid rhyme

So I picked up a pen and a microphone

History's about to get overthrown

Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
Live!

Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives

Raising up the roof
Till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
That we'll be revealing
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
But now we're
Ex-wives

All you ever hear and read about

Is our ex and the way it ended

But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush

You're gonna find out
How we got unfriended

Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice
'Cause we're taking you to court

Every Tudor Rose has its thorns
And you're gonna hear 'em live: in consort

Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
Live!

Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives

Dancing to the beat
Till the break of day, once
We're done, we'll start again
Like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
But now we're
Ex-wives

Divorced

My name is Catherine of Aragon
Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won't try that again

Beheaded

I'm that Boleyn girl
And I'm up next, see
I broke England from the Church
Yeah, I'm that sexy
Why did I lose my head?
Well my sleeves may be green
But my lipstick's red!

Died

Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved

Rude

When my son was newly born
I died, but I'm not what I seem
Or am I?
Stick around and you'll
Suddenly see more

Divorced

Ich bin Anna of Cleves

Ja

When he saw my portrait he was like—

Jaa

But I didn't look as good
As I did in my pic
Funny how we all discuss that
But never Henry's little—

Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine
Who lost her head

Beheaded

For my promiscuity outside of wed-
Lock up your husbands
Lock up your sons
K Howard is here
And the fun's begun

Survived

Five down, I'm the final wife
I saw him to the end of his life
I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said, I bet you wanna know
How we got this far
Hey!

Do you wanna know how we got this far?
Then welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives

Get your hands up
Get this party buzzing
You want a queen Bee?
Well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
But now we're
Ex-wives!

One, two, three, four, five
Six!