credit's to @BlueDo73 btw

(sorry that this is late T^T)

(pretend it's oct 31st)

We must now take a moment of silence.

We stan here today to remember James and Lily Potter, who crashed into a crocodile, killing them. The two Potters, I mean.

Their son, Harry, and the crocodile are/were the only survivors.

Right as James and Lily died, said crocodile cut a perfect lightning bolt into Harry Potter's head.

We still do not know where either the crocodile or Harry Potter are.