Hey guys, this is obviously for my English class, as you can tell by the title. I just wanted to let you know these diary entries might be in my HP fanfic.

Entry 56

6th of Septembre, 1620, about 6:55 AM

Dear diary,

         This is it, I guess. We're headin' off. Off to the unknown. Off to where only few have been.

I guess you are wondering what I, Elzabethe Zabini, am talking about

A couple of weeks ago, pardon the fact that I didn't write in thou that day, the 14th of August, I was doing some last-minute work, I overheard a bunch of bloody sailors 'boasting', pardon me if it's the wrong word, about their blummin' trip towards to someplace overseas.

         ''Tis a safe voyage,' they, the sailors, spoke.

        'The lands are secure and magical,' they said.

        'Wish God woulda let you have the fare to go,' one spoke with mock sorrow.

        Another sailor remarked women not being able to go on the boat for ten minutes without retching, while he could last three days. 

         'Bout two days later, a letter was addressed to my home asking if I wanted to sail on the Mayflower ship. Of course, I did, mostly to try to prove that bloody excuse for a man

         'Tis the last entry before I leave.

          Do not worry, I shalt not leave without thou, and I shall protect you from those bloody marauders.

 44 entries till a hundred,

Elzabethe Zabini

Entry 57

10th of Septembre, 1620, about 7:05 AM

Dear diary,

Urgh.

How do I fare? Is that what thee asks of me? Of Elzabethe Zabini?

Not well. At least I proved that bloody excuse for a man wrong.

He couldn't even last five minutes, much less three days!

Thou should wonder why I'm getting a laugh out of this, but I, I am not, and II, it's probably because I lasted two days and ten minutes longer than he.

Well, I'm worried someone's going to steal you, so I'm going to keep thou in a place where no one'll expect. No, thou shalt not worry, it's not the loo. It's just going to be a small bag that looks not valuable, while all the things I do not mind if I lose will be in the most valuable looking bag. I don't expect the blummin' marauders to find you in the bag thou'll be in.

43 entries 'till a hundred,

Elzabethe Zabini

lol there's more entries im just too lazy to add in any more