Here's some of my favourite musical lyrics even though no one asked

"There's a bright green thing between your teeth dear please, don't smile. Waiter later please we're fighting!" - Brain Dead (A New Brain)

"It's sexy but it's hard. This bar that I'm raising to be this amazing" - Hard To Be The Bard (Something Rotten!)

"We'd love to have Alice ripley. She's fierce. Hey that's the first time I ever said the word fierce- that's the second!" - Original Musical (Title Of Show)

"Hey little boy would you like a ride, a lollipop, a puppy? How about a baseball bat there's one in my pants" - You and I (Bare)

"If I was given the choice of telling him the truth and sticking knives into my eyes ID PICK THE KNIVES" - For The Record (36 Questions)

"Looks so nasty in those khakis. God my whole life's like some test" - The Bitch of Living (Spring Awakening)

"In this whole luncheonette why am I the only who sees you're beautiful? No . . . I mean . . . handsome" - Ring Of Keys (Fun Home)

"How am I to face tomorrow after being screwed out of today?" - What Would I Do? (Falsettos)

"I believe that God has a plan for all of us. I believe that plan involves me getting my own planet!" - I believe (the Book of Mormon)

"Wow god says go to your back yard and start digging that makes perfect sense!" - All American Prophet (The Book Of Mormon)

"In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone and say their sons are all on fire" - Four Jews In A Room Bitching (Falsettos)

"Its a happy ending to the greatest show on earth. Now the curtains descending and I hope you got your moneys worth" - Goodbye (Catch Me If You Can)

"We've been left in charge of it all while the plot's unfolding like the Lord of The Rings trilogy, it'll be you and me to the very end. And like Frodo and Sam Wise (?) youll be my best friend" - Secondary Characters (Title Of Show)