Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Nat, Steve, Clint.

Tony: I have some news about Peter.

Clint: What did he do?

Steve: Leave the kid alone.

Nat: You are like an aunt who is always gossiping.

Tony: Do you want to know or not!?

Steve: It's none of your or ours business if he did anything. He's a good kid so I doubt it's something bad.

Clint: Yuuup.

Tony: HE HAS HICKEYS

Tony: ON HIS NECK

Tony: PETER!!

Nat: He is a teenage boy. He must have a girlfriend, this is not surprising.

Tony: I didn't raise him like this!!!

Clint: You didn't raise him at all though. . .

Tony: Don't any of you want to know who this girlfriend is???

Steve: ...

Steve: Kinda. . .

Nat: Steve!

Steve: What? He never introduced us to her! We are his second family. We have the right to know.

Nat: True. . .Okay, who is it??

Tony: I don't know.

Steve: Well find out.

Tony: You find out!!

Nat has added Peter.

Nat: So, you have a girlfriend?

Peter: No I don't.

Tony: Then who gave you the hickeys!?

Peter: What? I don't have that.

Clint: Tony maybe you imagined it. . .

Tony: I AM NOT BLIND. I KNOW WHAT I SAW!!

Tony has added Y/N, Bucky, Sam, Bruce, Thor.

Tony: Who knows who Peter's girlfriend?

Tony: Whoever she is, she gave him hickeys!

Y/N: That is none of your business!

Steve: That's what I said!

Y/N: and stop mentioning the hickeys!

Peter: This is sooo awkward.

Bruce: Stop harassing him Tony.

Thor: What are hickeys? Is it some type of animal??

Y/N: . . .yes.

Bruce: Don't mislead Thor. We don't want to repeat of last time.

Y/N: BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY!!

Bruce: HE THOUGHT PHIL WAS A GHOST!

Thor: I almost threw Mjolnir at him. . .

Y/N: whooooops.

Tony: BACK TO THE TOPIC!

Peter: I don't have a girlfriend!

Bucky: He must be telling the truth. Are we really going to believe Tony? Of all people?

Tony: Hurtful.

Peter: Can we change the subject?

Sam: I kind of want to know as well now. Who's the lucky lady??

Peter: I am not dating anyone.

Steve: I will find out.

Y/N: Leave him alone.

Tony: Confess!!!!

Nat: We just want to meet her.

Steve: Maybe his aunt knows.

Tony: If you don't tell me, I will ask you aunt.

Y/N: WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY CHILL!?

Peter: Please don't!

Bucky: Ask his aunt.

Peter: She doesn't know!

Thor: Perhaps she ought to.

Tony: Maybe I'll visit her right now.

Peter: I'll do anything! Don't tell her!

Sam: Why not??

Peter: She should find out from me, not any of you!

Nat: So you are dating someone.

Tony: I'm only 5 minutes away.

Tony: Do you think she'll be surprised?

Y/N: It's me! I'm his girlfriend!!

Y/N: Don't tell his aunt!

Clint: MY SWEET Y/N!?

Tony: YOU HAVE TAINTED MY PETER!!

Y/N: Okay I'm sweet or sinful, which is it!?

Peter: . . .both, babe.

Sam: Okay. Ew. Ew. Ew. EW. I don't need to know that.

Bucky: I would have never guessed.

Nat: Awwwwwe my two babies are dating!! <3

Thor: This is most adorable!

Sam: Didn't know you had a thing for spiders.

Y/N: Oh shush.

Bruce: I assume you both have been given the birds and the bees talk?

Bruce: I will recite it just in case.

Y/N: Please don't!

Peter: I didn't know my cheeks could get as red as my suit. . .

Steve: I need pictures of the two of you!!

Y/N: For what??

Steve: To frame of course! You're growing up so fast!!

Clint: I don't accept this! Don't condone this!

Tony: NEITHER DO I!!!!!

Steve: And why not??

Peter: This is why we were anxious to tell any of you.

Clint: YOU KEEP YOUR SPIDER SON AWAY FROM MY INNOCENT Y/N.

Tony: YOU KEEP HER AWAY FROM MY SPIDER SON!!!!!!

Peter: Mr. Stark. . .I don't mean to insult you but. . .I'm not your son. I should be able to date Y/N without your permission.

Tony: After all I've done for you. . .you come into MY HOUSE

Y/N: Chat**

Tony: AND DO THIS TO ME????

Y/N: What do you think I'll do to Peter!? Kill him!?

Tony: Well no. You two make a very good couple actually.

Y/N: Then why all the fuss!?

Tony: I don't want you and him to date because Nat is your mentor. You know her famous Thighs of Death move and what if YOU INJURE HIM DURING SEXY TIMES. . .IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Nat: You have already embarrassed them enough. Do you really think I'm going to let you tell my маленький ангел that and live?

Tony: . . .I'm sorry.

Tony: Y/N, tell your mama bear to stand down!!!!!

Tony: PLEASE!

Tony has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Peter: Do you think we should go help him??

Y/N: He'll be fine.

Steve: Well. . .that was certainly quite the experience.

Bucky: I'm going to see Tony get his ass kicked. Happy days :)

Bucky has left the chat.

Sam has left the chat.

Clint: Listen here, Peter. If you hurt my little Y/N, I will shoot you. I never miss. EVER.

Clint has left the chat.

Y/N: . . .I guess that's his way of giving us his blessing.

Peter: I'm very scared right now.

Thor: you would be scared only if you meant to hurt Lady Y/N. . .

Peter: That's not what I meant!

Thor: I will be watching you. Closely. At all times. Where you may be, I will be there. Watching.

Thor has left the chat.

Y/N: . . .that's not creepy at all.

Peter: Study date tonight? I'll bring pizzas and all your favorite snacks.

Y/N: Yes. Did I ever tell you that I love you? Because I do. Very much.

Peter: Are you only saying that because I'm bringing food?

Y/N: Partially.

Peter: Well I love you too.

Bruce: Maybe I can tutor you two. . .

Y/N: DATE. Study DATE.

Bruce: Just want to make sure that studying is the only thing happening.

Peter: . . .so two pizzas then.

Bruce: Good :)

Bruce has left the chat.

Steve: what are you studying?

Y/N: History.

Steve: Make it three pizzas.

Steve has left the chat.

Peter: Will we ever be alone after this?

Y/N: We just have to be extra sneaky.

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision: I have been informed of an impromptu study session with pizza. Make it four, please.

Peter: BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO EAT!!

Vision: Five actually. Wanda will be joining.

Peter: Who eats an entire pizza!?

Vision: Six now. Pierto will be in attendance.

Y/N: I'm moving to Wakanda.

Peter: Right behind you.

Y/N has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Vision: So no pizza?

Vision left the chat.