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Y/N created a chat.

Y/N added Steve, Tony, Clint, Nat, Brice and Thor.

Y/N: suuup bissshes

Steve: Y/N what have I told you about saying that in the group chats?

Y/N: sorry dad

Tony: guys. EMERGENCY!!! MY OUTFIT ISNT DOPE ENOUGH TODAY!#,@(@(]+#(#[

Y/N: first off. . .

Y/N: calm tf down

Y/N: and secondly. . . who cares if your outfit isn't "dope" enough today, it's school were talking about if you have forgotten.

Nat: why are you being such a little girl over pieces of clothing????

Clint: ┐(∵)┌

Tony: easy for you to say Natasha! You can pull off anything 😭 (crying emoji)

Steve: I just want to know one thing,

Y/N: you're secretly gay for Tony.

Steve: what? No!

Steve: anyways,

Clint: he's totally gay for Stark.

Y/N: that's what I'm sayinnnng!!!

Steve: guys just. . .stop.

Bruce: am I the only one that's worried about how my chemistry teacher doesn't have a fire extinguisher?

Y/N: I think she has one???

Bruce: where's the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety?????

Y/N: I would think she has one where students can't take it and be dumb with it. . .

Bruce read at 6:55 AM

Steve: do we need a five-year plan for college!?

Nat: five years?

Thor: what are these five years we need for the college???

Y/N: depends on what you want to study Steve.

Steve: five-year plan? You know who had a five-year plan? Stalin. Look where he ended up.

Tony: . . .?

Bruce: ????

Clint: the fuuuuuck?

Nat: who?

Y/N: oh god.

Steve: I don't want to end up like him! I'm going to speak to the counselor.

Y/N: anyways. . .

Steve has read at 7:01 AM

Y/N: Nat, Thor and Clint do guys need a ride?

Nat: yerrrp

Thor: thank you lady Y/N!!

Clint: you're driving? You fucking loser, I'm scooting! 🛴 (scooter emoji)

Y/N: ummm cool? 

Clint: see ya losers later!! 

Tony: what about me Y/N!?!?!

Clint read at 7:05 AM

Y/N: you have your damn cars. . .C A R S, Stark use them. 

Tony: but i'm to lazzyyyyy.

Nat: she's complaining, meanwhile i was eating my 5th cricket.

 Tony: ew that's g r o s s 

Y/N: i question thy

Thor: what in Odin's name?

Bruce: Nat are you. . .okay?

Nat: ofc, i'm just saying Tony is being a prima dona 

Tony: AM NOT

Y/N: i agree with you Nat. 

Thor: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? C'MON, MAN! 

Y/N: who's Kyle?????¿

Nat: damn you Thor, you yelled it in my ear!

Tony: why would he scream his text out loud?

Thor: i thought that is what you mortals do. . .have your texts in capital letters and then you scream it out as you write them. Is that not correct??

Y/N: uuuuuuh

Tony: no.

Nat: N O P E

Y/N: come out of the house bishessss, I'm here. 🚗 (car emoji)

Nat: on our way out.

Thor: SHOT GUN!

Nat: damn you

Y/N: lololololololololoooooool

Tony: what about me!!!!????

Nat: get JARVIS to drive you idfk - Y/N

Tony: why is she using your phone and not her's????

Nat: she's driving dipshit -_-

Tony: right. . .

Nat: see ya at school Stark! - Y/N

Tony: bye 😒❤

Nat read at 7:09 AM

Y/N:

Nat: ¿then go to the bathroom?

Y/N: I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!!¡¡¡¡

Clint: how do you not know where they are Y/N?

Y/N: maybe because I'm NEW TO SHIELD HIGH SCHOOL!?¡¿

Tony: welllll no one told you to be a transfer student (/•ิ_•ิ)/

Clint: :o

Thor: :O

Steve: Y/N which section are you in?

Y/N: the training section 🤧  (tissue emoji) annnnd fuck you Stark t(@_@)t

Steve: okay, so you should walk straight down the hall, then you'll take a right then as you walk down that hall there on the left are the bathrooms.

Y/N: YOU ARE MY SAVIOR CAP!!! ❤❤ (two hearts emoji)

Steve: no problem Y/N ☺ (blushing face emoji)

Clint: doES CAP HAVE A CRUSH ON Y/N¿¡!?

Steve: what. . .no I don't.

Nat: you should see him right now he's red as hell. 😂

Tony:

Tony: I have to deal with this again!?

Bruce: again? 🤨 (eyebrow raised emoji)

Steve: Tony no! 🤦🏼‍♂️(facepalm boy emoji)

Tony: yes again!¡ Capsicle here has fallen for our new transfer friend Y/N.

Y/N: ¿¿oh??

Steve has read at 12:07 PM

Nat: Y/N?

Y/N: yeeeeah?

Nat: Cap is heading your way.

Y/N: oh okay, then I'll wait outside the bathroom then 🙎🏽‍♀️(mouth open girl emoji)

Clint: are they---?

Tony: they gonna fuuuuuck

Thor: the Capsicle is not like that

Nat: I agree with Thor

Bruce: uuuuuh I don't need to know that. . .

Tony: I'm just stating the facts.

Bucky has joined the chat

Bucky: omg I just saw the most unholyest thing ever

Clint: omg did you look at yourself in the mirror???

Tony: lmaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoao

Thor: oh sweet gods 💀 (skull emoji)

Nat:


Bucky: I'm not here for your bullshit Clint.

Bucky: but seriously I just saw Steve and Y/N making ouuuuut!!!!!!!!!

Tony: e w e w e w e w

Thor: 


Nat: oh s h i t, see I knew Steve was gonna do something balls worthy.

Clint: how did y o u know?

Nat: you know that look Steve has when he's about to do something?

Clint: uuuh. . .yeah?

Nat: that look

Clint: oof okay

Tony: damnit, if Fury catches them. . .they're fucked.

Steve read at 12:10 AM

Tony: oh so you just gonna read the text after i told everyone your undying love for Y/N and when you're done making out with Y/N!?

Steve read at 12:12 AM

Tony: S T E V E

Steve read at 12:13 AM

Tony: oh my fucking god

Steve read at 12:14 AM

Tony:

Y/N: Stark stop, hes pissed

Nat: Clint you owe me 10 bucks

Clint: I hate you and your observant ass

Nat: you love me :3

Clint: yeah yeah

Bucky: tf am I witnessing

Bruce: I ask my self the same thing

Tony: TELL STEVE TO STOP BEING A PUSSY AND ANSWER MEEEEE

Y/N: he said no.

Y/N: besides we got caught by Fury. . .

Bucky: I owe you two bucks Banner.

Bruce: :)))

Y/N: why is everyone betting?¿

Thor: why was I not I formed of the betting we would do?

Nat: because you'll tell Loki.

Y/N:  😏 (smirking emoji)

 Y/N has added Loki to the chat

Nat cleared the chat

Loki: why have you cleared the chat?

Y/N: Nat REALLY!?

Nat: dont "nAt rEaLlY" me!

Y/N has un-cleared the chat

Y/N: Loki read up

Loki: thank you Y/N dearest

Nat: how dare youuuuu??

Clint: oooooo

Bucky:

Loki: I'm here to bargain :]

Nat:


Y/N: Loki this is why I love you 😭 (crying emoji), you know how to get under Nat's skin better than I do 🙃 (upside down smiling emoji)

Steve: Y/N Fury is calling us in

Y/N: oop gotta go guys!

Steve has left the chat

Y/N has left the chat

Clint: going into the vents to spyyyyy

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Nat: piece of shit gotta get his ass out of there

Nat left the chat

Thor: might as well leave. . .Loki?

Loki: right behind you brother.

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Bucky: Bruce wanna come join me for lunch since Steve is in with Y/N and Fury?

Bruce: sure :)

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Tony:

Tony: talking to a fucking wall is great.

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