*Crackling Of Intercom*

Ah, finally I see we have some willing students. That's great, let's begin shall we?

Now, though our students are taught how to responsibily (or not) bend rules, there are a few for this establishment.

1) NO SMUT : Fluff is totally allowed, but smut. Nu uh. No thanks.

1) NO CUSSING : Why cuss when you can use a comeback like "seaweed brain?"

2) NO OP CHARACTERS : Now, this one is testy. Obviously we've taught many as you say "OP" characters, but that doesn't mean you can start out that way.

3) NO CANNON CHILDREN : As far as I can tell from these forms, none of you are children of any of the before-stated villain alumni, so why not write your own wickedly cool story?

4) NO FORCED SHIPS : Like the smut thing, this is just strange. Leave it outside the heavily guarded fireproof doors, will you?

5) HATE THE CHARACTER NOT THE PLAYER : While none of you students seem petty enough to possibly be hated (though...we do teach hated dragons), hate the person manipulating them, not they themselves. Everyone confused yet? Good.

Alright, now, as the year goes on I am free to change these rules. Why? Because I said so.

*sticks tongue out*

Deal with it, seaweed brain.