THE ERSATZ ELEVATOR
The Baudelaires are taken in by people who are rich
Count Olaf has a plan that's going off without a hitch
It's a race against the clock to rescue their three kidnapped friends
You need rescuing yourself before this grim tale ends

𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎,

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚝, 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚗.
𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍,

𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍.

You're still here? Wow. I believed that the first file of this dire tale would cause you to leave. The unlucky Baudelaires will have to find their three friends while staying out of Count Olaf's clutches. Robyn needs to protect Duncan and Isadora, keep up the lies about her life, and try to get a hold of her mother. Marigold wants to help, but the police promise that they will find her. She doesn't trust them. Please believe me that clicking off this story will be the best for you. Close this book and do something else like playing outside or going shopping. Look away.