*any member of the Bigtop Band*: I wanna be a villain!

Roxie: what the fuck do you want this shit for? I kill people, all right? their blood is on my hands! every night, when I go to sleep, I see their FUCKING faces staring at me! their families weep, and I FEEL NOTHING! I'M DEAD INSIDE!

*any member of the Bigtop Band*: man, I want some of that in my life!