Loser, Baby - Hazbin Hotel
(the hellaverse has me in a chokehold rn)

[FAUZIA AL GHUL]

So things look bad, and your back's against the wall
Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless
You're feelin' filthy as a divebar bathroom stall
Can't face the world sober and dopeless
You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked
Well let me just say you're correct

[DJ KENT]

Wait, what?

[FAUZIA AL GHUL]

You're a loser, baby
A loser, goddamn, baby
You're a fucked up little whiny bitch

[DJ KENT]

Hey!

{FAUZIA AL GHUL]

You're a loser, just like me

[DJ KENT]

Thanks, asshole

[FAUZIA AL GHUL]

You're a screw's loose boozer
An only one-star reviews-er
You're a power bottom at rock bottom
But you got company

[DJ KENT]

Is this supposed to make me feel better?

[FAUZIA AL GHUL]

There was a time when I thought no one could relate
To the ways in which I'm damaged
But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight!
We're all livin' in the same shit sandwich

[DJ KENT]

I owe my life to a psychopathic freak

[FAUZIA AL GHUL]

Haha! And you think that makes you unique?
Get outa here, man!
We're both losers, baby
We're losers, it's okay to be a--

[DJ KENT]

Coked up, dick-sucking ho?

[FAUZIA AL GHUL]

Baby that's fine by me

[DJ KENT]

I'm a loser, honey
A schmoozer and a dummy
But at least I know I'm not alone

[FAUZIA AL GHUL]

You're a loser

[BOTH]

Just like me!

[FAUZIA AL GHUL]

I got an appetite for gamblin'

[DJ KENT]

I got an appetite for sampling
Every drug and sex toy I can find
I got no holes left to deflower

[FAUZIA AL GHUL]

I sold my soul to get my power
Now I'm on that demon's leash

[BOTH]

I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour

[DJ KENT]

You're a loser, baby

[FAUZIA AL GHUL]

A loser, but just maybe if we

[BOTH]

Eat shit together, things will end up differently

[FAUZIA AL GHUL]

It's time to lose your self-loathin'
Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby
Play your card, be who you are

[BOTH]

A loser, just like me!