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𝐀 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐞

𝐀 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬

Yeah, I think I'll go with my own definition.

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.

Sarcasm is just a way geniuses reply to...non-geniuses.

I'm Paris.

Not enough information for you?

How about this: My last name's Andrist, and I'm stuck in the middle of three kids. Doesn't seem too hectic, does it?

Well, trust me when I say that you're wrong. And for once, I wish I was being sarcastic.

Our last name means floor. Maybe because our ancestors didn't want a name that meant doormat—My family is most definitely not a doormat—or maybe they just wanted a good laugh before they passed away.

Either way, that's our last name. And legally, it can't be changed.

Trust me, I've tried.

If you're wondering what I've been doing with these sixteen years of my life, then I will most definitely share my entire life story with you, stranger!

Hint: Note the sarcasm.

You know what? I feel generous today. I'll tell you this much.

I was born as a baby (surprise, surprise) and grew up in a...normal family.

YEAH, MOM AND DAD. I'M STICKING WITH THE 'WE ARE A NORMAL FAMILY' STORY.

Sarcasm is my best friend. And you're about to find out exactly what that means.