I've been thinking about this for a while and I don't see any way around it: the chapters of this roleplay have gotten too long for me to summarize the usual way. The usual way I was recording what happened in the story resulted in "chapters" up to 9,000 words long and that was back when we were getting hundreds of replies instead of literal thousands. This is just not a realistic time commitment for me to do anymore.

Instead, I'm reimagining the summaries to be, well, actual summaries! That is, instead of recording every little thing, they'll be a funny recap of what happened, with the most funny scene from every clan thrown in there for everyone's enjoyment. I'm going to start by summarizing chapter 1 in the new way tomorrow and go from there!