"—oh fUck!" Mista had fallen and was now on the floor, rubbing his temple due to the rough landing. Everyone was preparing for christmas, but there was only one who refused to help.

"I'm not doing peasant shit. You do it." DIO shoo'ed his son, Giorno, who tried every way to make him help.

Yes, there was this bizarre thing that happened a few days ago, and now the Joestars, the Zeppeli and the Jojobros (along with the villains, because why the fudge not?) were alive and in the same timeline as Giorno's. But this is clearly not the time to explain, so, back to the decorating and baking, shall we?

Giorno, frustrated, decided to leave him alone. Jotaro, who saw the whole thing, walked up to him. "Listen here, you little fuck-tard, you're going to help everyone here or you'll get the shit beaten out of you, got it?"

"And what are YOU going to do about it, Jotaro?" The blonde smirked at this, but Jotaro's fist kissed DIO on the face, and now he was on the floor. "You deserved it, idiot." And with that, he left to help the others.

Narancia, laughing at Mista's misfortune, received a hit from Fugo, demanding him to clean up the floor. Meanwhile, Jolyne decorated the cookies along with F.F, while Hermes made some alcohol for the adults. Actually, she was doing it for her sake, it had been a long time since she last drank and got wasted.

Josuke and Okuyasu helped with the tree, and Koichi went to put a decoration on the tree, but since he was a smol bean, he couldn't reach. Yukako helped him, which it really embarrased him a lot, and laughed at this.

Time-skip 'cause I'm lazy, like why the bloody hell am I doing this? xD

It was already dark outside, and everyone finished their chores. A beautiful decorated tree was standing tall on the living room, a delicious banquet was already served on the dining room, and...well, tequila-chan—ahem, I mean, young Joseph had confiscated the alcohol due that Hermes was chugging it all down along with Jolyne, Anastasia, Polnareff, Abacchio and Iggy.

. . .

Wait, Iggy? What the heck? Isn't he a dog—?

Back to the present, everyone was enjoying the festive holiday. Well, if talking about gravity and power to rule the world means enjoying the holiday, well...you do you, no one can stop you.

After what seemed like almost 12 hours, everyone went to sleep. Almost everyone. DIO was quite curious of the presents and decided that he will take sneak peeks at each and every one of them.

"Let's see...this is for...oh great, the first present I pick is for Jotaro. Fuck my life, seriously..." He rips open the paper a little bit, only to see...a dolphin plushie. 'Who would want this frikin' kid toy?' He quickly put it away. He picked another one, and it was for Giorno, which on the top it had a paper on it aside from the wrapping paper.

"Oh, this seems interesting?" He picked the note and began reading it. " 'Dear Giorno. I'll never forget the day you practically saved me from death.—" He scoffed, but kept reading. "—'I hope to working at your side from now on, I trust you enough to guard my back as I guard yours. Ps. Narancia saw us in a...quite compromising position. He though you were...you know, doing the naughty...—' WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GIORNO?! I DIDN'T CREATE YOU TO BE A FUCKIN' SLUT—"

There was a creak from the wooden stairs. And another. And...another one. Giorno was awake. 'Oh...well, shit.' DIO quickly put the present and the note below the tree, going to his room quietly. Giorno peek at the tree, thinking he heard something, but shrugged it off.

Time-skip once again dear readers

Everyone was fully awake, mingling and opening presents in the morning. Jotaro and Giorno pondered why their presents were...misplaced.

Jotaro was one of the first to open his presents, but he quickly noticed the ripped-off corner of his present. "A dolphin..." He smiled but only for a moment. "WHO THE HELL WENT AND RIPPED THE PAPER OF MY PRESENT?"

Giorno also noticed the paper he saw on his present was just beside Bucciarati's present. "And who moved the note off from mine?"

DIO gulped, and ran for his life, obviously inside the house 'cause heck, he can't leave the damned house because of the light.

And that was one of the most happy, lively and memorable christmas of all.