Normal:

The man shakes as his fingers rapidly descend upon the keyboard. His vision is blurry, his mind is breaking from the immense effort, but he must press on. His joints tremble as they press down on each individual key. He can hear his pulse coursing through each fingertip. He must press on. "Anime..." he writes, sweat dribbling down his neckbeard as he quickly brushes it aside with a shake of his unkempt ponytail. "...bad." He collapses back into his chair, exhausted from the monumental effort. And then the cheering starts. From every nook, every cranny, every orifice of society, came an outpouring of applause. People cheered and whooped and hollered as they too realized that anime bad. There were mass celebrations in the street. Everyone knew, and would forever know, the unforgettable manifesto. Anime bad. But his work wasn't done. He needed to do one more thing. He shakily set himself upright again, steeling himself for the task that needed to be done. "JoJo..." he typed slowly. "...good." The universe proceeded to explode from the revelation of truth coming from the prophet of out times, the destroyer of degeneracy, the greatest philosopher of our times. Truly we live in an exceptional world.

Emojify:

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owofied:

The man shakes as his fingews wapidwy descend upon the keyboawd. His vision is bwuwwy, his mind is bweaking fwom the immense effowt, but he must pwess on. His joints twembwe as they pwess down on each individuaw key. He can heaw his puwse couwsing thwough each fingewtip. He must pwess on. "Anime..." he wwites, sweat dwibbwing down his neckbeawd as he quickwy bwushes it aside with a shake of his unkempt ponytaiw. "...bad." He cowwapses back into his chaiw, exhausted fwom the monumentaw effowt. And then the cheewing stawts. Fwom evewy nook, evewy cwanny, evewy owifice of society, came an outpouwing of appwause. Peopwe cheewed and whooped and howwewed as they too weawized that anime bad. Thewe wewe mass cewebwations in the stweet. Evewyone knew, and wouwd fowevew know, the unfowgettabwe manifesto. Anime bad. But his wowk wasn't done. He needed to do one mowe thing. He shakiwy set himsewf upwight again, steewing himsewf fow the task that needed to be done. "JoJo..." he typed swowwy. "...good." The univewse pwoceeded to expwode fwom the wevewation of twuth coming fwom the pwophet of out times, the destwoyew of degenewacy, the gweatest phiwosophew of ouw times. Twuwy we wive in an exceptionaw wowwd.