Indiana Evans as Matilda 'Tilly'

(Everyone's favourite fairy)

"Bippity, boppity, go fuck yourself"

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Casper Zafer as Finn Mikaelson

(The babiest babygirl of all time)

"At least you have something the other three don't."
"Oh yeah, what's that?"
"Modesty."

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Daniel Gillies as Elijah Mikaelson

(Suit man)

"Matilda-,"
"Oh, it's Tilly."
"Matilda."
"Tilly."
"Matilda."
"Tilly!"

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Joseph Morgan as Niklaus 'klaus' Mikaelson

(The dog)

"Hey Nik! Hey, hey Nik!"
"Yes my love?"
"What do you call a painting done by a dog?
A paw-trait!"

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Nathaniel Buzolic as Kol Mikaelson

(Koala bear)

"What the bloody hell is a knee-mow?"
"Oh. My. God."
"Darling? Darling are you okay? 'LIJAH, COME QUICK I THINK I BROKE OUR TILLY!"
"YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED FINDING NEMO?!"

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Claire Holt as Rebekah Mikaelson

(Sexy-Bex)

"Howdy sexy-Bex, how you doin'?"
"Still not having sex with you."
"Goddammit."

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Candice King as Caroline Forbes

(Care-bear)

"Oh look, it's evil little Rebekah stomping over here like the gremlin she is."
"I wish she would stomp over me."

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Kat Graham as Bonnie Bennett

(Sabrina)

"Phasmat- sorry you don't like who?"
"Short people! They can go for the kneecaps."

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Nina Dobrev as Elena Gilbert

(Copy and paste)

"What's an original?"
"Oh come on Elena, I know your slow but I feel like the name is pretty self explanatory."

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Nina Dobrev as Katherine Pierce

(Mommy Pierce)

"God you're such a bitch."
"Takes one to know one."
"And you are officially my favourite fairy."

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Ian Sommerhalder as Damon Salvatore

(The local alcoholic)

"Not that I'm complaining, but why exactly are you walking around in your underwear?"
"Huh? Oh- meet Jerry!
We were gonna have sex, but then I kissed him in a way that reminded him of his ex wife Susan so he started crying. Which is why we're going to eat ice cream and watch finding nemo."

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Paul Wesley as Stefan Salvatore

(Stefan BunnyMuncher Salvatore)

"Do you ever think about the fact that there might be another planet which is like, edible?"
"I mean, not really..?"

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Jensen Ackles as Alaric Saltzman

(Fuck Matt Davis)

"So I highlighted everything you got wrong-,"
"Wait but you highlighted my entire essay.."
"Exactly."

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The rest of tvd cast as themselves

(I do not own these characters, all rights go to Julie Plec. I only own Matilda.)